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I hate that I can't masturbate the way I want to when I'm on my period. Not fair, to be super freaking horny during this time. Not fair.

Also, yes, Great Thief, that thread you made...is one of my favorite things that ever happened on AVEN. I love that thread, so so much.

Maybe I'm missing something here, but why can't you masturbate during your period?

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I hate that I can't masturbate the way I want to when I'm on my period. Not fair, to be super freaking horny during this time. Not fair.

Also, yes, Great Thief, that thread you made...is one of my favorite things that ever happened on AVEN. I love that thread, so so much.

Maybe I'm missing something here, but why can't you masturbate during your period?

Yeah, I'm a little confused here, too. I think I masturbate most often during that time, actually. It really helps with cramps.

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Maybe I'm missing something here, but why can't you masturbate during your period?

I can, it's just...not the same. I'm not into blood, unfortunately. Not at all. And the "way I want to" would get blood involved.

I can still do some things, yeah, just not what I want. *hmph*

Maybe I just need...ideas on how to avoid the blood? :blink:

Okay, fine, it's the squick thread.

Tell me how to use a penetrative vibrator during one's period without getting blood involved.

Or other ideas?

Ahhhh... Yeah, that might be a little impossible. =P

But it really does help with cramps to masturbate!

EDIT: Are you just worried about getting blood on the vibrator? o_O I mean, you could use a condom or something in that case, no? I dunno...

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Ahhhh... Yeah, that might be a little impossible. =P

But it really does help with cramps to masturbate!

EDIT: Are you just worried about getting blood on the vibrator? o_O I mean, you could use a condom or something in that case, no? I dunno...

Then I really need it. ugh I feel like crap.

No, honestly I'm just not into blood/making a mess with it.

I have another idea though, apparently some girls do okay normally just going through the panties, so I don't have to get it involved.

OH. What if you do it while you shower or something? =P

But yeah, through the panties works, especially since that part of your body is especially sensitive during that time. It does take a little more work though.

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Now I'm confused. How could you acheive penetration thru undies? (sorry, I can't do the p-word)

No clue. I thought Birdie was referring to other methods.

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Hmm I've never really been too concerned about the blood when I'm on my period. I would usually keep my panties on to catch any blood and then just stick my hand + vibrator into my panties, although I suppose that only works if you're doing external stimulation. There might also be the option of using a tampon though, again, that only works if you're doing purely external stimulation.

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I hate that I can't masturbate the way I want to when I'm on my period. Not fair, to be super freaking horny during this time. Not fair.

Also, yes, Great Thief, that thread you made...is one of my favorite things that ever happened on AVEN. I love that thread, so so much.

Why, thank you. :D I'm flattered to know that my depravity amuses you.

And I could never do anything like that while on my period because a) I don't like blood so much, and b) mine are messy. SO not nice. :(

Something else I've found out about, but I haven't tried to go on it yet (because I'm such a wuss) - there's this website called Beautiful Agony, which is kind of porn like...basically, users upload videos of themselves orgasming, but the twist is that it only shows them from the neck up. That sounds so sexy to me. :D

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i dont know why but i like reading threads with lots of tmi... :ph34r:

Ah, yes. Same here... :ph34r:

TMI in general is 'interesting' for me, and yet I never seem to get turned on by any of it.

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lol, I sure hope talk of penetrative masturbation/sex and period blood doesn't cause anyone to become aroused :lol:

...On second thought though, knowing the internet, there are probably tons of websites where that's just the sexiest shit ever.

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@ Birdwing - from my experience, when you masturbate the blood flow slows down quite drastically. In the beginning you could use a tissue/toilet paper to get yourself going, then go on with whatever you planned on doing. Although you'll still get some pinkish/redish colours coming out. :ph34r: I hope this is helps for you. Masturbating really helps with cramps.

Porn is a good way to get the itch going (or when you're bored). :lol: But I'm pretty picky with "real people" porn. Although I have to say, once you've seen one you've seen them all.

I prefer hentai, but I'm also pretty picky with that. There's some really weird stuff, plus there's this thing where rape scenes with large-breasted women and really fugly guys are really common. :blink: On a lighter note, it's also kinda funny to be critical when you're watching hentai. Some of the things the chicks say ("It's filling up my stomach!!" during vaginal penetration = Anatomy fail ) and the positions/perspectives are just sooo ridiculous I can't help but crack up.

Real penises weird me out, but for some reason fictional/graphic depictions of a penis are ok. :unsure:

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I do have to say that literary porn hits a different spot to graphical porn.
Very much agreed. I find text (if done right) is way better. It can be graphic as hell, but there is still imagination involved. But, oddly enough, the best piece I ever read? Was on a band's forum (fanfiction area) and no on a literary porn site. The band thing was also a man-on-man thing, with 2 band members (which I initially felt uncomfortable with as the members themselves had expressed concern that they were portrayed as having a different relationship to what they actually did), but anyway. Ignoring the actual characters, the writing was the best I ever read.

And yes, I read this stuff in spite of the fact I don't have a libido at all, and am personally repulsed by the thought of myself having sex. But hey, it's good writing.

I think I just really like the tease. Regular strippers get boring after a while, but I love burlesque because it's creative and there's always this build-up.
Oh for sure. Burlesque is mega hot.
I hate that I can't masturbate the way I want to when I'm on my period.
Forgive me for crudely asking, but I didn't think there was a way one could? I mean there's blood and mess and (usually) pain involved.
Maybe I'm missing something here, but why can't you masturbate during your period?
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one confused. :cake:
It really helps with cramps.
That's not the first time I've heard that. Any idea how it helps? Something to do with the 'feel good' endorphins of sex/exercise? I also heard working out/the gym/walking/running should have the same effect.
Something else I've found out about, but I haven't tried to go on it yet (because I'm such a wuss) - there's this website called Beautiful Agony, which is kind of porn like...basically, users upload videos of themselves orgasming, but the twist is that it only shows them from the neck up. That sounds so sexy to me. :D
I've seen a couple of their videos via Twitter (don't ask!), and I have to say they are really good. The women seem to be natural and not over-acting and it's clear (to me) that they're doing whatever the hell they want, not what some slezy director might be demanding. [/endrant]
Well, gawd, I would think that this sort of discussion we've been having so far isn't particularly arousing.
Lord, no! But then for an asexual site we do discuss porn, sex, masturbation etc. rather a lot! :lol:
...On second thought though, knowing the internet, there are probably tons of websites where that's just the sexiest shit ever.
I believe there's weirder 'shit' out there. On a documentary once it was said there's every type of porn you can think of to fill any fantasy at all. I actually believe that. With massive search engines such as Google now, finding obscure things shouldn't be too hard.

Not that I plan to, naturally.

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I do have to say that literary porn hits a different spot to graphical porn.
Very much agreed. I find text (if done right) is way better. It can be graphic as hell, but there is still imagination involved. But, oddly enough, the best piece I ever read? Was on a band's forum (fanfiction area) and no on a literary porn site. The band thing was also a man-on-man thing, with 2 band members (which I initially felt uncomfortable with as the members themselves had expressed concern that they were portrayed as having a different relationship to what they actually did), but anyway. Ignoring the actual characters, the writing was the best I ever read.

And yes, I read this stuff in spite of the fact I don't have a libido at all, and am personally repulsed by the thought of myself having sex. But hey, it's good writing.

Would this band be tokio hotel?

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Great Thief Yatagarasu

I prefer hentai, but I'm also pretty picky with that. There's some really weird stuff, plus there's this thing where rape scenes with large-breasted women and really fugly guys are really common. :blink: On a lighter note, it's also kinda funny to be critical when you're watching hentai. Some of the things the chicks say ("It's filling up my stomach!!" during vaginal penetration = Anatomy fail ) and the positions/perspectives are just sooo ridiculous I can't help but crack up.

Real penises weird me out, but for some reason fictional/graphic depictions of a penis are ok. :unsure:

I heard audio from an english dub of some hentai once...starring DAN GREEN. It started out creepy, awkward and just plain WRONG, but as the dialogue changed, it just got ridiculous. Asking her to bark like a dog was only slightly funny because it was justified (he was apparently doing her from behind)...but asking a woman to cluck like a chicken? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! He's saying it all in his Yami Yugi voice as well, it's actually hysterically funny once you get over the creepy beginning.

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Birdie:

If you want to use something penetrative while on your period, you might want to try something like this instead of tampons or pads: http://www.softcup.com/content/what-softcup

There's a bit of a learning curve in getting the hang of using them you can wear one for up to 12 hours and enjoy "other activities" without a mess.

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Birdie:

If you want to use something penetrative while on your period, you might want to try something like this instead of tampons or pads: http://www.softcup.com/content/what-softcup

There's a bit of a learning curve in getting the hang of using them you can wear one for up to 12 hours and enjoy "other activities" without a mess.

I don't even get how that works. Explanation please? Obviously the more graphic, the better :P

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Would this band be tokio hotel?
No, but I can see why you assumed that.

(I haven;t read any fanfic of theirs come to think of it, maybe I should?

Can we be done with the period subject now, please? Bleh. :(
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Can we be done with the period subject now, please? Bleh. :(
I second this!

This subject will come back in a month or so :P

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Can we be done with the period subject now, please? Bleh. :(
I second this!

This subject will come back in a month or so :P

i see what you did there... :rolleyes:

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Can we be done with the period subject now, please? Bleh. :(
I second this!

This subject will come back in a month or so :P

(this is becoming a catchphrase here)

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