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YAY TMI :D

But other than the need to one up people on filth and inappropriateness, I don't have much to say :P

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I'm TMI when the subject and the person calls for it. It's not on tap as it were.

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Yay for this thread. Then we don't have to read TMI in so many other places.

:cake: to Birdwing.

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I wish we would find better things to share and deabte. Seriously.

Someone, give this man a medal! :P

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I find it funny when the camera man in a porno accidentally gets a load in his face

I have never seen this happen, but obviously now I will scour the world's porn... unless you have a suggestion?

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I will admit that I've never actually watched porn. I'm kind of scared to, actually, for some reason. Probably that I'll stumble across some super-intense one right off the bat. Or...where the heck do you go to get porn when it's in a sort of "hrm, I'm just sort of curious about this" level?

Basically...anybody got any "vanilla", "not so intense", "closer to real sex and not super exaggerated" porn recommendations?

If you want realistic without gross... You can get tons of amateur porn... there's a series by Sean Cody of "straight boys" getting each other off... there's a bangbro's series of "tugjobs" (handjobs) that are pretty whatever. There's lots of amateur porn online of youngsters having pretty boring sex.

xtube, xhamster are free sites that have porn clips. You can choose your category... I'm pretty sure both of them have categories for "women", which are softer, less icky.

The Playboy series is pretty tame, in comparison to others... although its theoretically for men, at least older Playboy vids (like 2000 and earlier) were fairly softcore.

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I like watching videos of so-called sexy people doing sexy things. I especially like the look of tight leather on both males and females. I think part of it is the confidence involved in wearing tight black leather and the type of message that sends. But as soon as the actual sex stuff starts happening, I completely lose all interest of continuing to watch what's going on. I don't even mind nakedness as I think there is beauty in the naked human body, but as soon as sex and sex-related stuff starts getting involved I just have no particular interest in continuing to watch.

Even on the occasions when I fantasize while masturbating, which is admittedly relatively rarely, I don't fantasize about actual sex or even nakedness. I fantasize about aesthetically attractive people in aesthetically appealing clothing, although the clothing of my fantasies could often be considered sexual clothing, usually tight leather. I guess I just have a thing for black leather ;)

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I'm probably going to sound hypocritical saying this, as someone who no longer watches porn, but whatevah...

Birdie-- I actually think YouTube is a good place to start, believe it or not, if you want to start with extremely tame videos. You can find videos of people doing sensual (or even sexual-ish) acts together, but since YouTube forbids nudity, you know nothing is going to get squicky.

The next step up is is DailyMotion.com (with the family filter turned off, of course). Here, you'll find the same types of videos, except that DailyMotion allows nudity. Still, you won't find any type of sex videos here, though.

Once you're ready, I agree that the sites Skullery mentioned are good resources, although there are extremely graphic videos mixed in with quite tame ones, so making judgment calls can be difficult. So, I actually recommend starting with Yahoo Video Search with safe search turned off. Yahoo's video search indexes sites like YouTube and DailyMotion, but also includes videos from porn sites. The best thing about using Yahoo is it you can see a couple different 10-second clips taken from random places within that video when you mouse over a search result, so you can "peek" into videos to decide if you want to watch them.

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I'm probably going to sound hypocritical saying this, as someone who no longer watches porn, but whatevah...

Birdie-- I actually think YouTube is a good place to start, believe it or not, if you want to start with extremely tame videos. You can find videos of people doing sensual (or even sexual-ish) acts together, but since YouTube forbids nudity, you know nothing is going to get squicky.

The next step up is is DailyMotion.com (with the family filter turned off, of course). Here, you'll find the same types of videos, except that DailyMotion allows nudity. Still, you won't find any type of sex videos here, though.

Once you're ready, I agree that the sites Skullery mentioned are good resources, although there are extremely graphic videos mixed in with quite tame ones, so making judgment calls can be difficult. So, I actually recommend starting with Yahoo Video Search with safe search turned off. Yahoo's video search indexes sites like YouTube and DailyMotion, but also includes videos from porn sites. The best thing about using Yahoo is it you can see a couple different 10-second clips taken from random places within that video when you mouse over a search result, so you can "peek" into videos to decide if you want to watch them.

Lol... thank god you're here, Caspian. I definitely dove right in to the deep end on this one. :)

Its true that no matter what you do, you'll probably end up seeing stuff you wish you'd never seen. Goes with the territory.

I like watching videos of so-called sexy people doing sexy things. I especially like the look of tight leather on both males and females. I think part of it is the confidence involved in wearing tight black leather and the type of message that sends. But as soon as the actual sex stuff starts happening, I completely lose all interest of continuing to watch what's going on. I don't even mind nakedness as I think there is beauty in the naked human body, but as soon as sex and sex-related stuff starts getting involved I just have no particular interest in continuing to watch.

Even on the occasions when I fantasize while masturbating, which is admittedly relatively rarely, I don't fantasize about actual sex or even nakedness. I fantasize about aesthetically attractive people in aesthetically appealing clothing, although the clothing of my fantasies could often be considered sexual clothing, usually tight leather. I guess I just have a thing for black leather ;)

Pics please. :)

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I can't be the only one that loves lovely a lady in a tight leather corset and holding a whip, can I?

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Perhaps what I need is a polyamorous relationship with a lovely dominatrix just so I can see her dress up and admire her <3

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Perhaps what I need is a polyamorous relationship with a lovely dominatrix just so I can see her dress up and admire her <3

hmm... i may know just the dominatrix...

but seriously, that does sound lovely.

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I'm not going to lie, some of those activities do sound rather fun. Personally I prefer needles, hooks and ropes but to each their own. Although technically I only prefer ropes in theory since I haven't had a chance to actually confirm my interest first hand yet.

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I guess I just have a thing for black leather ;)

I have it too. :D

But I prefer men in black leather. And I don´t even mention spikes and chains. Hmmm... metalheads... :rolleyes: That´s fu*king great about metal concerts - so many guys in sexy clothes. :lol:

But I´m not a sub, so no whips and no violence!

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I guess I just have a thing for black leather ;)

I have it too. :D

But I prefer men in black leather. And I don´t even mention spikes and chains. Hmmm... metalheads... :rolleyes: That´s fu*king great about metal concerts - so many guys in sexy clothes. :lol:

But I´m not a sub, so no whips and no violence!

I am a metal head and one of the things I love about metal shows is all the long haired guys in black with their chains and spikes. Because long hair, especially long hair on guys, is definitely one of my things.

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Great Thief Yatagarasu

I think my "embarrassing dilemma" thread had the most TMI to ever grace this site, amirite? :D

As for other TMI stuff, while I don't watch it, I like literary porn. Depending on how it's written, it's very good for stirring up my imagination. :twisted:

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I do have to say that literary porn hits a different spot to graphical porn.

And yes, libido + no sense of morals = i know way too much about porn.

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I do have to say that literary porn hits a different spot to graphical porn.

And yes, libido + no sense of morals = i know way too much about porn.

Ahahaha! I feel ya on this one.

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i dont know why but i like reading threads with lots of tmi... :ph34r:

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As for other TMI stuff, while I don't watch it, I like literary porn. Depending on how it's written, it's very good for stirring up my imagination. :twisted:

I'm the same way. It confuses the hell out of my friends because I'll read the Marquis de Sade and vampire romance novels but then refuse to watch porn. Then when I explain that it's because porn for me doesn't leave anything to the imagination, they're all "But you read smutty manga!" and I have to tell them that the ones I read still leaves stuff out. ^^;;

I think I just really like the tease. Regular strippers get boring after a while, but I love burlesque because it's creative and there's always this build-up.

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