Lord Dandylion Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 ROFL! I couldn't stop laughing when he pulled the truck out of the drawer. XDD Link to post Share on other sites
The MoUsY spell-checker Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 This restaurant has a funny way of working a third gender into their pricing system. Haha, reminds me of a funny situation. There was a time I was having lunch with a group of friends (2 guys and about 4 girls), and one of the girls was taking her time with her food and at the end couldn't finish it, so one of the guys said "oh well, girls don't usually eat much, and then they take their time with it". And then he looked my way. I had seconds and still finished before everyone else. Stereotype fail. xD Realising that I broke the pattern (as always - I seem to be this group's resident pattern breaker), he then added "Mousy doesn't count because she's a hungry cyclist". (This comment doesn't really work either, because even my cycling friends are shocked at how much I eat.) Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 heh Link to post Share on other sites
Yanagi Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 From Venus Envy, which has now been added to my daily comic reading list. Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 :P And the last three comics posted here are from Venus Envy. 8) Link to post Share on other sites
Jethro Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I spent all my free time this weekend reading the entire Venus Envy archive. Bad, Kelly and KayleeSaeihr, bad :P *waits impatiently for possible updates* Link to post Share on other sites
Yanagi Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I spent all my free time this weekend reading the entire Venus Envy archive. Bad, Kelly and KayleeSaeihr, bad :P *waits impatiently for possible updates* Me too! Scary how addicting it is isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 I got CRAZY addicted to Venus Envy. And it really fucked with my head too... Stories like that do. Where the character was a mopey, no-friends male, and then they transition and they become a happy girl with friends and a life. Link to post Share on other sites
prettyeyes Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I really wish there were more transmen movies. To be exact: I want to see a transman comedy, starring transmen and made by transmen, that would make me lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Sammie Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I really wish there were more transmen movies. To be exact: I want to see a transman comedy, starring transmen and made by transmen, that would make me lol. Some of my friends are thinking of making just such a movie. Well, something slightly more conventional: a movie about one transboy in high school, which will have humour and a positive tone but also a few scenes dealing with the difficulties of transmen. All in all, the most important goal is countering movies like 'Boys don't cry' by making a movie with a happy ending. Link to post Share on other sites
Marco - Proprietor of Doom Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 Might be a little small to read. Link to post Share on other sites
Euonym Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I like the comic Marco! :D :lol: I was wondering, in this map, there is an area for Transsexual Cisgender Females and another for Transsexual Cisgender Males. What would that mean? I've been trying to parse it but I can't. Link to post Share on other sites
Gho St Ory Qwan Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 I guess they feel a different sex but dont mind the body they have? If cisgender means ok with your body, as I understand it. Link to post Share on other sites
Euonym Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 Ooh. That makes sense! I always thought cis meant not wanting to change your body to a different sex at all. (and pst, I like the Nathaniel Lee quote) Link to post Share on other sites
CowsRSkary Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I am now reading Venus Envy. I like it. Link to post Share on other sites
The MoUsY spell-checker Posted June 17, 2010 Share Posted June 17, 2010 I spent all my free time this weekend reading the entire Venus Envy archive. Bad, Kelly and KayleeSaeihr, bad :P *waits impatiently for possible updates* I spent quite a lot of time during my stuvac doing the same. Oops. xD The comic doesn't have an RSS feed, does it? Link to post Share on other sites
asexual cake Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Nym, I think it would be the opposite. From what I understand, transsexual is related specifically to discomfort with your body, whereas transgender is more generally related to the gender assigned at birth based on your sex (or, if you're intersex, whichever sex/gender you were assigned at birth depending on which was considered "easier" to accomplish...I think), so I think a transsexual cisgender person would be someone comfortable in the gender assigned at birth but uncomfortable with their biological sex - so a woman born as a woman, but with the desire to have a masculine body (or vice versa). Link to post Share on other sites
Oka-sama Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 this convo with my friend today: Friend: You sound like Dr. Frankenstein. Friend: But instead of Friend: IT'S ALIIIIIIVE Friend: You shout Friend: IT'S A PRONOOUUUNN!!! Me: Yeppers. Friend: Lol. Me: I am a mad scientist. FEAR ME Friend: OH GOD. LET ME GO GRAB MY PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES. Me: NOOOEZ Me: DON'T HURT MY MONS-er, MY PRONOUNS! Friend: BUT Friend: THEY TERRORIZED THE VILLAGE Friend: RUINED OUR CROPS Friend: DROWNED OUR CHILDREN Me: ALAS Me: IT WASN'T ITS FAULT Me: IT JUST WANTED EQUAL RIGHTS! Friend: WELL THAT'S TOO DARN BAD Friend: THIS IS A TOWN OF REDNECKS Friend: NOBODY'S ACCEPTING OR EQUAL HERE SO Me: DAMN YOU GLENN BEEEECK For background, we were discussing gender-neutral pronouns. And we named it Phobiaville. Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Dandylion Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 this convo with my friend today: Friend: You sound like Dr. Frankenstein. Friend: But instead of Friend: IT'S ALIIIIIIVE Friend: You shout Friend: IT'S A PRONOOUUUNN!!! Me: Yeppers. Friend: Lol. Me: I am a mad scientist. FEAR ME Friend: OH GOD. LET ME GO GRAB MY PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES. Me: NOOOEZ Me: DON'T HURT MY MONS-er, MY PRONOUNS! Friend: BUT Friend: THEY TERRORIZED THE VILLAGE Friend: RUINED OUR CROPS Friend: DROWNED OUR CHILDREN Me: ALAS Me: IT WASN'T ITS FAULT Me: IT JUST WANTED EQUAL RIGHTS! Friend: WELL THAT'S TOO DARN BAD Friend: THIS IS A TOWN OF REDNECKS Friend: NOBODY'S ACCEPTING OR EQUAL HERE SO Me: DAMN YOU GLENN BEEEECK For background, we were discussing gender-neutral pronouns. And we named it Phobiaville. Haha, awesome. :P I especially love the last bit :) Link to post Share on other sites
asexual cake Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 this convo with my friend today: Friend: You sound like Dr. Frankenstein. Friend: But instead of Friend: IT'S ALIIIIIIVE Friend: You shout Friend: IT'S A PRONOOUUUNN!!! Me: Yeppers. Friend: Lol. Me: I am a mad scientist. FEAR ME Friend: OH GOD. LET ME GO GRAB MY PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES. Me: NOOOEZ Me: DON'T HURT MY MONS-er, MY PRONOUNS! Friend: BUT Friend: THEY TERRORIZED THE VILLAGE Friend: RUINED OUR CROPS Friend: DROWNED OUR CHILDREN Me: ALAS Me: IT WASN'T ITS FAULT Me: IT JUST WANTED EQUAL RIGHTS! Friend: WELL THAT'S TOO DARN BAD Friend: THIS IS A TOWN OF REDNECKS Friend: NOBODY'S ACCEPTING OR EQUAL HERE SO Me: DAMN YOU GLENN BEEEECK For background, we were discussing gender-neutral pronouns. And we named it Phobiaville. Haha, awesome. :P I especially love the last bit :) Indeed. This is one of the funniest conversations I think I've ever read. Link to post Share on other sites
Rivan Vox Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 I have had straight males, gays, straight females, and lesbians all slap my ass at one point or another. This has taught me three things: 1. My gender and orientation are subjective 2. All people appreciate a nice ass 3. Having your ass slapped is mortifying, slightly painful, and humorous. ~ Ily <3 Link to post Share on other sites
Professor T. Pollution Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Oh man...I'm assisting at a summer camp for 1st - 2nd grade kids (nasty little beggars, but money is money), and today I had the strangest conversation with a couple of them. At this camp, I don't ever state my gender, so whichever people see is what they call me. So here we get this conversation... little girl 1 (pointing to me): His voice sounds like a girl voice! little girl 2: But he's a boy, so it's a boy voice. me: um...okay, that works. little girl 1: you have a girl voice! little girl 2: but you act like a boy and look like a boy, so you're a boy. plus you have short hair. ' little girl 1: ...but you sound like a girl, even though you're a boy! *pause* I said you sound like a girl! why aren't you insulted? me: why should it be an insult? and why is it a girly voice, if I'm a boy and it's my voice? little girl 1: But I said you sound like a girl! why aren't you insulted!? It went on like that for a while. She ended up thoroughly confused. Success? I think so. :twisted: Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 Oh man...I'm assisting at a summer camp for 1st - 2nd grade kids (nasty little beggars, but money is money), and today I had the strangest conversation with a couple of them. At this camp, I don't ever state my gender, so whichever people see is what they call me. So here we get this conversation... little girl 1 (pointing to me): His voice sounds like a girl voice! little girl 2: But he's a boy, so it's a boy voice. me: um...okay, that works. little girl 1: you have a girl voice! little girl 2: but you act like a boy and look like a boy, so you're a boy. plus you have short hair. ' little girl 1: ...but you sound like a girl, even though you're a boy! *pause* I said you sound like a girl! why aren't you insulted? me: why should it be an insult? and why is it a girly voice, if I'm a boy and it's my voice? little girl 1: But I said you sound like a girl! why aren't you insulted!? It went on like that for a while. She ended up thoroughly confused. Success? I think so. :twisted: WIN! Link to post Share on other sites
asexual cake Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Oh man...I'm assisting at a summer camp for 1st - 2nd grade kids (nasty little beggars, but money is money), and today I had the strangest conversation with a couple of them. At this camp, I don't ever state my gender, so whichever people see is what they call me. So here we get this conversation... little girl 1 (pointing to me): His voice sounds like a girl voice! little girl 2: But he's a boy, so it's a boy voice. me: um...okay, that works. little girl 1: you have a girl voice! little girl 2: but you act like a boy and look like a boy, so you're a boy. plus you have short hair. ' little girl 1: ...but you sound like a girl, even though you're a boy! *pause* I said you sound like a girl! why aren't you insulted? me: why should it be an insult? and why is it a girly voice, if I'm a boy and it's my voice? little girl 1: But I said you sound like a girl! why aren't you insulted!? It went on like that for a while. She ended up thoroughly confused. Success? I think so. :twisted: As do I, as should we all. Link to post Share on other sites
P is for... Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 i confess i'm a bit bewildered, Professor. i don't think you sound like a girl at all. Link to post Share on other sites
Professor T. Pollution Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 WIN! Indeed. The discussion continued today; she concluded that if I'm a boy and this is my voice, then it must be a "boy voice." Mwahahaha! i confess i'm a bit bewildered, Professor. i don't think you sound like a girl at all. Mm, I love it when you call me Professor...I may have to make this name change permanent. Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 WIN! Indeed. The discussion continued today; she concluded that if I'm a boy and this is my voice, then it must be a "boy voice." Mwahahaha! By that "logic" my deep masculine voice is actually a girl voice. Because I'm a girl, and it's my voice :P Link to post Share on other sites
Jockey Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Have you heard Weird Al's "Truck Song"? It's in this deep voice, too. I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high! heels! on! My diesel rig is northward bound It's time to put that hammer down Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel But it's sure hard to hold the wheel While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror And my pink angora sweater fits so tight I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight Well, I sure hope my seams are straight Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight Because I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high! heels! on! Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me And my nipple rings don't bother me too much But when I hit those big speed bumps My darling little rhinestone pumps Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch But still I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make buck Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon While I'm drivin' a truck with my high! heels! on! I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a truck Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high! heels! on! My high heels on. Link to post Share on other sites
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