Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for eating all the Swiss rolls. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Swiss rolls? I bet you've put them in the secret biscuit tin. Ban for hiding essential food. 😠 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for all the "trial" tunnels leading to areas you imagine may contain the secret biscuit tin. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Those are land drains that I have put in specially to stop the garden flooding. Banned for not understanding the good work I do. 🤬 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for Cat falling in one of the land drains you had left open. 😮 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for letting Cat out before I had the traps set made sure it was safe for him out in the garden. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Not banned for all the pretty fairy lights leading to the pond. Cat finds them fun to follow on moonless nights. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Pond is a Cat-free area. Tresspassing leads to ban. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for not using frag mines to enforce the freedom of the area. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Wouldn't work, Cat would just use his ninja-like agility to avoid them. Banned until you come up with a better plan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 My new plan is to build a moat around the pond to protect it. Banned for even thinking you can find fault with my new, genius level plan. 👨🎓 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Perfect. Banned so I can claim that idea as my own. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for not asking me to do the digging work for your brilliant architectural design. I offer a very reasonable cost-plus, pricing system and only use the finest materials purchased from the construction supplies arm of the G.L.Y.N. Foundation . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for not having applied to me for planning permission. 😮 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Not my job. It's all Toads idea. Banned for oppressing the workers. *POWER TO THE PEOPLE!* 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 I'm sorry, but I am going to outsource the labor to squirrels. Banned so you won't try to sabotage the project Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for rejecting union labour. That is a decision you will regret may wish to re-access comrade. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for encouraging Cat to read Animal Farm. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 He needs encouragement, he started it in 1984. Banned for discouraging edukaton. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for telling him to kick the aspidistra flying. Or did he mishear? Anyway - what a mess! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 I told him that in righting. Banned for reading my homage to Catalonia. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for playing the castanets on the piano shelf - so annoying. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for not locking your front door. No wonder all kinds of little creatures can just walk in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Locking the front door will make no different when the undesirable type comes in through the cat flap. Banned for poor security advice. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for blocking the cat flap with marmalade jars. Night Mole. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 Banned for objecting to my installation of double glazing to make the house more environmentally friendly. Night Mysterry. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Banned for glazing without donuts 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Banned for omitting the "ugh!!" in "doughnut". 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RacheI Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Banned for giving me a preferred spelling identity crisis. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Banned for singing the alphabet song backwards. And is it zee or zed? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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