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The Banning Game!


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Banned for buying a stock of magic lamps from G.L.Y.N.  -- the garden is full of pigeons now.

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Banned for believing the white stuff in the garden is snow.

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Banning myself as I should have seen that one coming.

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Un-banned because how could you see it coming with all that snow in your eyes?

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Banned for assuming it was the alcohol based drink that I was throwing.

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Oh yeah, if a snowball contained gin (no idea) you would be able to smell it at 1000 yards. :P Banned.

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That ban wasn't toxic, it was funny. Banned for trying to limit free speech. 

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Speeches are not made they are written. Banned for not no-ing about english and grammar and stuff and speling.

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Banned for secretly being Nigel Molesworth.  As any fule kno, Cat writes your speeches. 

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Banned for dumping my election flyers in a ditch, you told me you had put them through all the letter boxes. No wonder I wasn't elected and no-one turned up for my speeches!

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That wasn't me, that was Little Dog.  He offered to do the deliveries and then couldn't reach the letter boxes.  Banned for not providing steps.

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Banned for training little dog not to jump up. How will he ever hold down a good job?

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He has a good job as chief barker at Mizzletoe's Piano Academy. :)  Banned for not knowing.

 

Night Mole. :)

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Barking? More like yapping. Banned for not telling it how it is. :P

 

Night Mizzletoe. :)

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Grrr... Pesky Mole saying I yap!!!!!   Yap, yap, yap!!!!  Grrrrr.....

 

Edit:  Posted by Little Dog while Mizzletoe was fetching a cuppa.

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Banned for having talking sock puppets 

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Banned for hanging Christmas stockings with "Toads'" embroidered on them all round the Arcade common room fireplace.

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A good buoy? Too bad, Santa doesn't deliver to offshore locations. Banned.

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