Myssterry Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Poor @snowwarp He had been there for some time. Banned for not telling him sooner. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Last minute information is the way forward at the moment. Banned. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for constantly changing the Banning Thread social distancing regulations. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for using the Whack-A-Mole mallet to ensure a minimum distance. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for not using it speedily enough to keep Mole from the secret biscuit tin. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 I would never steal food. You know that. Banned for false accusations. *burp* 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for leaving crumbs everywhere. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for not hoovering them up. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for bringing my hooves into this. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for hoofprints on the carpet 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for a devilishly good ban. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for serving devilled bans. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for cruelty towards the piquant population. Night Mysterry. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for piquant bans. Night Mole. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for not sharing pecan pie 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Banned for putting canned peas in a pie 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 banned for handing out the shepherds pie to people of different professions 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for not making your shepherds pie from shepherds. How can that be a good honest business model? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 banned for suggesting to do the same with Dog Biscuits and Girl Scout Cookies or a serving of Spotted Dick 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyke Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for missing out "Fishermen's Friends" from your list of examples 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for pushing fishermen into the Birmingham canal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 banned for fishy business 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for fishing in a desert. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for fishing for dessert. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for feeding my dessert to the fish. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vemmaren Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for trying to deprive fish of sugary goodness. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for handing round blue Fizzy Fish sweets from G.L.Y.N. 😮 The blue colour was banned itself for causing a wide range of symptoms including addiction to the banning thread, a compulsive urge to point at people and say "you're banned" and an inability to get up on time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for misblaming the product. I have eaten them for months and haven't noticed any problems. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for not noticing them. @Mysterry banned for not mentioning the most dangerous symptom of them all - they turn people into toads. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Banned for standing in the way of progress. Toads are inevitable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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