Mole Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 That's not Cat. Banned for fake news. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Banned for claiming that is not a cat! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 It isn't, It's a dog on (very) dress down Friday. Banned for doubling down on your fake news. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Banned for seeing double. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Banned for nailing that dog to the floor so it would be in the same position for the second picture. 😮 Night Mysterry. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Banned for thinking it's raining cats and dogs on Arcade. Night Mole. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Banned for making it rain pitchforks instead. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for chasing Mole off with a pitchfork. ( Though I do know that is tempting! ) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Not banned for putting down the pitchfork. Very definitely banned for picking up the Browning M2. 😮 *Hides.* 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for attempting to sunbathe on the M2. The weather is most unsuitable for that. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 And what else is it to be used for? A lorry park? Banned for coming up with silly ideas. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for coming up with the idea of Silly Motorways instead of Smart ones. A Silly Motorway would have no hard shoulder and that is just Silly. 😮 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for being ridiculous. No-one would go for that idea. It's almost as bad as Cat's idea for opening and closing the hard shoulder to traffic using overhead signs. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Next you will say Cat is advising the Government's approach to fighting Covid19 in 2021! Banned ! (Though he has been on his mobile phone a lot lately to Downing Street Cat. ) Spoiler 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for allowing Cat to do that! He'll have me back at work in no time. No, no, no! 🤬 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned as Cat says a little bribery always works and he is very partial to Dreamies. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for already having bought all the Dreamies that are passed their sell by date. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for telling Cat that the mould on them would boost his immune system. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Cat-banned for breaking the mould. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for moulding bans from plaster of paris. It would have been fine, but you bought it from G.L.Y.N. in the new year sale. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for not warning me in time, now my whole apartment is full of the stuff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for timing for the right moment fluff my tail. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for not fluffing your own tail. There is a global pandemic of fluff you know. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for all the fluff on the piano shelf. It makes me sneeze. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for your new, bio weapon based version of the 1812 overture using sneezes instead of cannons. Sorry, it's just not the same. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for attempting an indoor version of Handel's Fireworks Music with Cat on the bagpipes and Little Dog on the drums. It could have worked if only the indoor fireworks you set off hadn't been from G.L.Y.N. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Art is ever-evolving. Banned for being stuck in the past Banned for your ninja-performance Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for having claimed to have seen ninjas performing. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Banned for never seeing them until too late. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 It's never too late for a skilled ninja. Banned. Night Mysterry. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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