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Banned for blaming a G.L.Y.N. product for something bad happening. G.L.Y.N. only sells the highest quality products which could never have caused the unfortunate events in your kitchen which sadly missed Cat.

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Banned as after putting out the kitchen fire, the fire service had to rescue Cat from the roof. 😮

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Aquatic Paradox

Banned for being too risk averse to rescue the cat yourself.

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Banned for watching Cat on the roof. It wasn't a musical and roof isn't made of tin.

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Banned for the huge store of marmalade the fire service discovered in the attic.

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Banned for letting the fire service near secret Marmalade transitional storage area number 3. 😧

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Aquatic Paradox

Banned for keeping an explosive fire hazard in your attic.

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Banned to keep you quiet about the "special" items in my tunnel digging store. Mz Terry doesn't not need to know about that stuff.

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 *Sends Little Dog, who has had special training, on a sniff out "special"  items patrol.*

 

Banned for double negatives.

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Banned for not proof reading my bans before i post them. 😁 (I didn't see that one.)

 

Also more banned for still forcing dogs to work.

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Banned for the suspicious coincidence.

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for wearing shades underground! No wonder you keep popping up here... 

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Banned for not seeing the bright future underground.

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for only being able to see the dark side of the bright future. 

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Pythonesque ban for always looking at the bright-dark side of life! 

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Banned for being a one hit wonder.  :P

 

Edit: Banning a jazzy ninja.  :(

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Banned for not realising that the whackamole mallet is designed to crown a one hit wonder every time! 

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Banned for mentioning the item of pure evil.

 

*Hopefully that Mz Terry person has forgotten all about that thing.

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Whack a Mole mallet discovered in secret hiding place by Little Dog.  Good dog. :)

 

Mole banned for sheer peskiness.

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Banned because I see through your evil plan.

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Banned for looking at the cake vault lock through X-ray specs 

 

@Mole, welcome back 🎂 🎂 

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Banned for saying I would steal cake *burp*. I would never do that.

 

@Skycaptain thanks, lets hope I don't get driven away again by the you know what welded by you know who...  :P 

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Banned for AVEN Illuminati gossip.

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Banned for not shedding more light on the issue.

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