timewarp Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned for not paying your parking fees. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned for charging three Ningis for parking! I don't care if your TARDIS is bigger on the inside, they'll still never fit! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned for parking this Matryoshka of TARDISes so they're blocking the catflap 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 The cat can just walk through the wall, so it isn't a problem. Banned 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned for driving the cat up the wall. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Thanks for teeing this up Banned for caterwalling 😋😋 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (I take my hat of to you, that was su-purr-b ) Banned for selling shares in your cat on Wall Street 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I've just had kittens thinking about the slur you've just made against @Skycaptain! So... ...you're banned! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned for slurring your words this early in the day. Must be 5 o'clock where you are. 🍾🍹🍺 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Very catty! 🙀 Very... banned! 😸 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned for using a cat-o'nine-tails to whip up trouble 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned by the Cheshire Cat for not being mad enough 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bronztrooper Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Banned for not painting the roses red 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 tweedle-banned 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Dum-dee-dum-dee-dum-dee-dee Banned for anthropomorphing the theme to The Archers 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for practising archery on the thread. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for shooting ted 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for not approving of Ted's taste for extreme sports. With all the aeroplanes grounded, how else is he supposed to lift off the ground? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for attaching the harness round his neck 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for sewing his head back on crooked. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Off with all your heads!! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for following in the footsteps of Henry VIII 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for creating a new religion so you could divorce the present day 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Divorce? Sod that, banned for trying to get married to a chicken! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Banned for providing them with a vicar 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 banned for making the vicar drive the get away car 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Banned for photographing that and describing it as a pastoral scene 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Banned for making a scene when the getaway car headed towards you. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Banned for telling me that the only scene you could make was by using water colours! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Banned for causing a major panic by putting blue dye in the tap water 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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