Myssterry Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Banned for coming to stay at Christmas and bringing your pet hippo, Horatio. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Mizzletoe said: Banned for writing a lovely Christmas tribute to the G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel and making everyone's eyes water. Many many thanks to G.L.Y.N. Who really think of everything, From stale mince pies to flavoured gin That tastes of what the sprouts boiled in. We grateful are for G.L.Y.N.'s largesse, Free gifts thrown in, we cannot guess What lovely stuff will join the rest But know their parcels are the best. Written by @Moderne Jazzhanden 22/12/19 Copyright @Glyn Message from @Moderne Jazzhanden to @Glyn When does my year's supply of free G.L.Y.N. Pigeon's Special Real Ale start? I'm definitely NOT banning Miss Terry for making such a legendary epic post!!! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Glyn said: I'm definitely NOT banning Miss Terry for making such a legendary epic post!!! Banned for not banning Miss Terry whilst at the same time not providing ME with a one year's supply of that Special Pigeon Ale! 😮 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Banned for jealousy. I have had the year's supply diverted here and after sampling it, if I decide it is good enough, it will be available at a high good price at The Mole and Mallet in time for Christmas. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Banned for the Damoclesian mallet over the barstool 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said: Banned for not banning Miss Terry whilst at the same time not providing ME with a one year's supply of that Special Pigeon Ale! 😮 I'm starting to wonder if there's a hidden meaning behind you telling everyone you were having "a day down the [beauty] SPA".... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 The only Spa worth going to is powered by a beer engine - pointing directly down my gullet! 😃 Everyone else is now banned whilst I get my beauty treatment! 😛 And, believe you me, I need plenty of it... 😜 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Banned for hopping off the thread. 😮 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Banned for trying to get a monopoly on hop production 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bronztrooper Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 48 minutes ago, Sleighcaptain said: Banned for trying to get a monopoly on hop production Banned for not bringing enough hops for the rest of the class 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Banned for giving out extra homework 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Banned for not handing it in as your dog ate it. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Banned for crapping about and preventing me from getting my beauty sleep! 😮 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Banned for snoring. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Banned for not replicating the silence of the lambs! 😮 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for advocating an unnecessary re-make of a perfectly fine film. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 "Tja's Ban II" - now in cinemas near you! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for advertising straight to video nasties! 😮 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for...Hey! I resemble resent that remark! Banned for not appreciating a cinematic tour duh force. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for arranging to take us to see the film of Cats in the New Year. Apparently it is really bad. 😮 At one point a human hand appears from Judy Dench's cat costume. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for getting Donald Trump and Boris Johnson to tour the world preaching peace and unity, then calling it a Tour de Farce 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for having Jingle Bells on a loop in the Arcade Common Room. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banned for replacing it with this: Spoiler It's a "talking reindeer". The sign reads "This is Rudolf, our [store name] reindeer. Push the blue button to let him talk. Please don't touch Rudolf." And boy did it talk. Thank heavens my Dutch is only good enough to buy food or train tickets and to ask for directions. So yeah, you're banned as can be. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Banning all banning thread posters to wish them Merry Christmas. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 @Mizzletoe, thanks 🎂 🎂 Banned for taking all the marmalade needed to adhere the marzipan to the cake 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Banned for Christmas! 🙂 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Banned for New Year! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Banned for not recycling the old one 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Banned for taking the Arcade Christmas Tree off for recycling today. 😮 I hope you remembered to take Ted off the top. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Banned for not noticing that me and Ted had popped off down the pub for some Special Pigeon Ale! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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