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SkyenAutowegCaptain

Banned for reminding me of this quote by Chauncy Depew 

 

"a pessimist thinks all women are bad, an optimistic hopes all women are bad" 

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timewarp

Banned for reminding me of this quote by Geoffrey Chaucer: "No empty handed ban can lure a bird"

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Mz Tricky

Banned for telling old wives' tales about baths.

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timewarp

Banned for telling old plumbers' tales about baths.

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SkyenAutowegCaptain

Banned for taking all the hot water 

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N8mareOn3LM STREET

Banned for thinking they took it and not just used it all

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Mz Tricky

Banned for dropping us all into hot water.

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Ice_scare

Banned for not wanting to be dropped into hot water 

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T-jacko'lantern

Banned for wanting to be boiled up into some Person101 stew.

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timewarp

Banned for wanting to feed us your never-ending doner kebab instead. (As evidenced by your avatar. It's clearly the typical motion you would see in a kebab shop.)

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SkyenAutowegCaptain

Shish, eating all that doner will make you kofte. Banned for gluttony 

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Glyn

Banned for telling me that 'Kofte' is a small German town famous for its cheese!

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timewarp

Banned for trying to serve Hamelin with fried eggs.

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TheAPparition

Banned for feeding fried eggs to the rats of Hamelin and making them stay.

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SkyenAutowegCaptain

Banned for giving that image an eggsrating 

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Mz Tricky

Banned for eggseptionally bad puns. :P

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timewarp

Banned for encouraging Skycaptain to preggtise more.

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Mz Tricky

Banned for pegging Ted to the washing line. 😮

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SkyenAutowegCaptain

Banned for plotting a "rescue" which doesn't involve returning 

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Mz Tricky

Banned for suggesting such a thing. 😮  I would always let Ted decide where he wanted to live.

 

Also banned for not being banned for almost 24 hours.

 

 

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Road

Banned for double banning.

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Mz Tricky

Banned for only single banning.

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T-jacko'lantern

You have been singled out for proper banning. ;)

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Cake-Loving Dragon

Banned for winking 😉

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Gentle Giant

Banned for stinking.

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timewarp

Banned for not opening the window.

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SkyenAutowegCaptain

Banned for leaving the Limburger on the couner

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T-jacko'lantern
13 minutes ago, SkyenAutowegCaptain said:

Banned for leaving the Limburger on the couner

Banned for not crossing your t's, and dotting your i's. :P

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timewarp

Banned for crossing all your t's with a sword.

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Mz Tricky

Banned for making the chicken cross the road.

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