Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for moving marmalade around to hide ninjas. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for moving ninjas around to hide marmalade. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for feeding ninjas marmalade to make them extra stealthy. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for spreading marmalade on the floor for ninjas to get stuck in. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for marmalade abuse! Ā 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned because I'm sure the marmalade would rather be spread on the floor than eaten. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for not understanding marmalade. It has a deep emotional need to be appreciated by my palette. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for claiming to speak for marmalade. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for expecting marmalade to know how to speak. That would be silly, everyone knows that it can only read and write. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for publishing marmalade's autobiography. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for trying to repress the best-selling book "The Marmalade Mysteries Book 1:Ā The Mole Murders" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for not telling everyone which well know store is carrying the book. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for carrying the book away without paying for it. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for not realising the shop pays the customer to carry that book away. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for being the literary critic for the local paper. Didn't your guarantee of "independent write-ups" payment arrive this week? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for paying me with G.L.Y.N. vouchers. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned by Cat. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banning all marmalade. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Excuse me! There are some things that just cannot be banned, well, one thing - marmalade! Banned for trying to create a ban that cannot be created. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 I'm happy to confirm that marmalade is indeed banned. And so are you. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for being creationist. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for writing gibberish. Ā Edit: Ninjad by that poor, dead robin. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for the pot calling the kettle black. Ā Also for reminding me of "Who killed cock robin?"Ā the third and finest in the Mole Murder Trilogy published by G.L.Y.N. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Not banned for an accurate appraisal of that great literary work. Ā Night Mizzletoe. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for dropping the great tome in question on my toe. Ā Night Mole. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Banned for putting the tome under a leg of your table to keep it from wobbling. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strifed Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 banned for not just investing in a new table: the ban table! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Banned for serving a banquet on the ban table. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Banned for making the banquet disappear. The argument that it's called ban-quet and must therefore be banned is flawed. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 Banned for making the banquet reappearĀ š¤¢ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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