Myssterry Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Banned for being selective as to what tat to sell. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Banned for tatting doilies for the shopping channel to sell. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 Banned for selling dollies at TattersallsĀ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for selling dollies dressed to look like Arcade regulars. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for having a mole soft toy in a marmalade jar. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for covering the toy Mole in MarmiteĀ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivory__ Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for using Marmite instead of Vegemite. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for using either! eukĀ Ā 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for objecting to marmite. Ā 3 hours ago, timewarp said: Banned for having a mole soft toy in a marmalade jar. Good idea - I must run that past G.L.Y.N. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for mixing marmite and marmalade to create marmalite, a particularly hard yet light mineral used in whack-a-mole malletsĀ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for breeding illegal hybrids for the AVEN whack-a-mole games 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bronztrooper Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for getting in the way of science 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for supporting unethical science experiments. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Banned for doing all the cake testing experiments yourselfĀ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for trying to kill me, and now all the cake is gone. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for not making more cake. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for not providing the ingredients for cake. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for throwing away the box of cake mix before baking and having to retrieve it from the trash because you didn't read the instructions. Ā Ā Spoiler 1 (18.25-ounce) package chocolate cake mix 1 can prepared coconutāpecan frosting 3/4 cup vegetable oil 4 large eggs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 3/4 cup butter or margarine 1 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2 cups all-purpose flour Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish-shaped crackers Fish-shaped candies Fish-shaped solid waste Fish-shaped dirt Fish-shaped ethylbenzene Pull-and-peel licorice Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment Candy-coated peanut butter pieces (shaped like fish) 1 cup lemon juice Alpha resins Unsaturated polyester resin Fiberglass surface resins and volatile malted milk impoundments 9 large egg yolks 12 medium geosynthetic membranes 1 cup granulated sugar An entry called: "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands" 2 cups rhubarb, sliced 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb 1 tbsp. all-purpose rhubarb 1 tsp. grated orange rhubarb 3 tbsp. rhubarb, on fire 1 large rhubarb 1 cross borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb 2 tbsp. rhubarb juice Adjustable aluminum head positioner Slaughter electric needle injector Cordless electric needle injector Injector needle driver Injector needle gun Cranial caps Ā Ā harharhar Ā 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for replacing my copy of Mary Berry's Fast Cakes with a copy of Cakes from my Lab by Darvyn. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for plugging that cake into a 240V supply and animating it, Dr FrancakesteinĀ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for giving cake sentienceĀ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for cutting it in two and getting a life sentienceĀ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for taking your gun and hunting the sentient cakes. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for running through the thread shouting: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for planning to reanimate Donald Trump when he dies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for trying to animate Donald Trump's hair. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned, as only a true miracle could make that happen. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for goading Putin into reanimating Trump's hair with an atom bombĀ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for making Ted wear a Trump-style wig.Ā 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivory__ Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Banned for stealing the Trump-style wig for yourself when nobody was looking. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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