TheAP Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for making onions cry. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for making the leek cry by not letting it on the boat 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for rocking the boat 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for helping dragon_nerd rock your boat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for tipping your canoe on purpose. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for dumping me in the water! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for dumping yourself and your canoe in the water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for telling me there were sharks in the water. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for not hearing the theme tune to "Jaws" and remain unknowing to the fact the water was infested with sharks 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for composing theme music for every occasion. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for not liking my theme music initiative 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleFlower Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for playing theme music for every occasion and not letting others sleep. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for not using earplugs when wanting to go to sleep while I hold my theme tune marathons 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Banned for selling cheap, low-quality earplugs. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for saying bath plugs work as ear plugs 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Booklion27 Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for not giving bath plugs a chance 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for plugging bath plugs. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garion Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned not just using the Sleep-O-Matic 5000, the newest earplug on the market that you won't be hearing the craze about after you start using these. An improvement on moldable silicone earplugs, these moldable super-silicone earplugs don't just bring the high decibels to low, but to the no. The Sleep-O-Matic 5000, call and order today at 1-309-555-7986 or at http://www.Sleep-O-Matic-5000.com/products/earplugs/super-silicone/really-its-a-thing-that-was-totally-not-made-up-for-a-ban-post/sleep-and-swim/adult/order/quantity-1000000000/order-without-seeing-quantity-except-the-misleading-one-and-a-price-that-hides-the-many-many-many-zeroes/buy The Sleep-O-Matic 5000, better sleeping for a better world. Side note: Silicone earplugs actually are pretty nice. If you have swimmer's ear problems, pair them with a headband, preferably one designed for holding those earplugs, and no problems. I also assume they're good for sleeping. (Speaking as someone who's natural hearing loss makes earplugs at night a moot point.) (And in case anyone didn't realize this somehow, the Sleep-O-Matic 5000 link shouldn't work. Though you may find the full text interesting.) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PurpleFlower Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for not telling me about Sleep-O-Matic earlier. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for not allowing me to use Sleep-O-Matic so i could at least sleep a little bit longer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for not telling G.L.Y.N. Shopping Foundation Channel about the sleep-o-matic. Glyn is always on the lookout for new dodgy novelty products. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for blantent marketing 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Marketing? Thanks for reminding me to advertise my new special offer. I ban you now and you're guaranteed to get a second ban for free. Isn't that great? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for over-charging for the first ban. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for not making a prize card on banning fees and rates 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for preventing a free market on bans 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Booklion27 Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for not investing in bans before they became popular 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for promoting insider trading. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Garion Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for being a debbie downer. Ethics? Pah! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Banned for having a downer on Debbie. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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