Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Un-banned because how could you see it coming with all that snow in your eyes? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Banned for throwing snowballs around Arcade. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Banned for assuming it was the alcohol based drink that I was throwing. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Do snowballs contain gin? 😮 Banned for not saying. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Oh yeah, if a snowball contained gin (no idea) you would be able to smell it at 1000 yards. Banned. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Actually no, they contain liquefied ban. Here, try one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Banned for trying to poison Mole with a toxic mixture of liquified old bans. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 That ban wasn't toxic, it was funny. Banned for trying to limit free speech. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Banned for making speeches and charging people to listen. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Speeches are not made they are written. Banned for not no-ing about english and grammar and stuff and speling. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Banned for secretly being Nigel Molesworth. As any fule kno, Cat writes your speeches. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Banned for dumping my election flyers in a ditch, you told me you had put them through all the letter boxes. No wonder I wasn't elected and no-one turned up for my speeches! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 That wasn't me, that was Little Dog. He offered to do the deliveries and then couldn't reach the letter boxes. Banned for not providing steps. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Banned for training little dog not to jump up. How will he ever hold down a good job? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 He has a good job as chief barker at Mizzletoe's Piano Academy. Banned for not knowing. Night Mole. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mole Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Barking? More like yapping. Banned for not telling it how it is. Night Mizzletoe. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Grrr... Pesky Mole saying I yap!!!!! Yap, yap, yap!!!! Grrrrr..... Edit: Posted by Little Dog while Mizzletoe was fetching a cuppa. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Little Dog banned for using other people's accounts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Banned for not having a sock account. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Banned for having a talking sock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Banned for having talking sock puppets 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE TALKING SOCK-LIKE THINGS! BANNED FOR BRINGING MORE OF THEM HERE! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 Banned for hanging Christmas stockings with "Toads'" embroidered on them all round the Arcade common room fireplace. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 2, 2020 Share Posted December 2, 2020 I have been a good boy, so I expect a lot of presents. Banned for trying to trap Santa Claus with milk and cookies as bait. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 A good buoy? Too bad, Santa doesn't deliver to offshore locations. Banned. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 I'm on a boat, your argument is invalid. Banned by walking the plank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Banned for letting pirates invade Arcade. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Ahoy! Ye be banned fer hidin' all th' socks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Banned because I was merely washing them 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Banned for washing socks by night. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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