Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Banned for implying that Ted Cummings would trash the lockdown rules in such a flagrant manner! 😦 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Banned for imposing lockdown on the cake safe 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Banned for not realising that being 'gas safe' isn't as important as being 'cake safe'! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted May 30, 2020 Share Posted May 30, 2020 Banned for scaring others with a floating hat 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for pulling a rabbit out of the floating hat. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for releasing the rabbit in the cabbage patch 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for pushing Ted to one side for a cabbage patch doll. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for not acknowledging me with a curtsey when I doffed my floating hat to you! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for repeatedly scaring people with your hat by drawing a face on it 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for not wearing big enough glasses! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for putting my glasses on your hat 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned because I put my white gloves on my modern jazz hands (which are at the end of my 2 meter long arms) in order to do so, and thus maintained the correct social distance! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for pushing me into Mz terry 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 If your glasses were big enough you would have been able to avoid her. So, once again... 4 hours ago, Moderne Jazzhanden said: Banned for not wearing big enough glasses! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for repetition 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for hesitation. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for deviation! 😮 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Hang on, I'll ban you in just a minute. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for making us wait. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Banned for using a magic pocket watch to stop time. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned for thinking Mew is a crystal kitty 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned for not knowing that "Mew" is short for "Mountain Dew". 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned for putting Mew in a blender and trying to make a new drink called Dountain Mew 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned for creating a kitty costume drama Downton Mews 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned for replacing 'News at 10' with 'Mews at 10' 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned as that could be a good thing. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Fur-thermore, 'Mews at 10' is becoming increasingly pawpular. *bans self for terrible pun* 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicky Angel Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned for self banning 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 To ban or not to ban, that is not the question, for thou areth banneth. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Banned for antiquated banning. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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