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The Banning Game!


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Banned for necking three bottles of gin before going on the merry-go-round.

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Banned for using the word 'gin' with an unbecoming levity of manner. 

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Banned for not knowing where to be-gin after reading the instruction manual 

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Banned for thinking that pun was just the tonic 

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Banned because it’s better that way 

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Banned for ignoring the Herbs

 

 

 

 

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Chervilly banned 

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Too much greenery, not enough succulence! 

 

Hence - you're all in receipt of a fruitarian ban! 😮

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Banned for too much red-ery. Too much greenery is not acceptable either. Only blue is acceptable.

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Banned for not being colour blind! 😮

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Banned for wanting people to be colour blind

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Banned for triffid-complicit behaviour! 

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Banned for getting Cook to devise a secret recipe for Kitten Casserole in that dark, dungeon-like kitchen in the basement at Terry Towers! 😮

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Banned for stroking it😋😋

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Banned for choking it! ;)

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Banned for providing the cream 

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Banned for the demise of Fevertree. Why do they even bother to make quality tonic if you drink your gin without?

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