timewarp Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for reminding me of this quote by Geoffrey Chaucer: "No empty handed ban can lure a bird" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for telling old wives' tales about baths. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for telling old plumbers' tales about baths. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for taking all the hot water 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
N8ty L3asT Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for thinking they took it and not just used it all 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for dropping us all into hot water. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ace_liv Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for not wanting to be dropped into hot water 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Banned for wanting to be boiled up into some Person101 stew. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Banned for wanting to feed us your never-ending doner kebab instead. (As evidenced by your avatar. It's clearly the typical motion you would see in a kebab shop.) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Shish, eating all that doner will make you kofte. Banned for gluttony 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Banned for telling me that 'Kofte' is a small German town famous for its cheese! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Banned for trying to serve Hamelin with fried eggs. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Banned for feeding fried eggs to the rats of Hamelin and making them stay. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Banned for giving that image an eggsrating 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Banned for eggseptionally bad puns. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Banned for encouraging Skycaptain to preggtise more. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Banned for pegging Ted to the washing line. 😮 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Banned for plotting a "rescue" which doesn't involve returning 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Banned for suggesting such a thing. 😮 I would always let Ted decide where he wanted to live. Also banned for not being banned for almost 24 hours. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Banned for double banning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Banned for only single banning. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 You have been singled out for proper banning. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cake-Loving Dragon Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Banned for winking 😉 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Banned for stinking. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Banned for not opening the window. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Banned for leaving the Limburger on the couner 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, SkyenAutowegCaptain said: Banned for leaving the Limburger on the couner Banned for not crossing your t's, and dotting your i's. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Banned for crossing all your t's with a sword. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Banned for making the chicken cross the road. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Banned for frying the chicken that crossed the road! 😵 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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