Pandark Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for calling dresses bloody. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for rolling out ban after ban. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Fine, then! Not banned. *roars, then runs off to find another way to stack bans* 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned, if for no other reason, than for chewing bamboo in a faux dainty manner. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for stereotyping pandas by thinking that they all eat bamboo. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for ignorance! All Pandas eat bamboo. Except Red Pandas, which can usually be found in the local balti house and are particularly partial to peshwari naans, as am I! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for eating nans 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned because the fact that something is not a number doesn't automatically mean you can eat it. Otherwise most of us working in computational science would be really fat. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for encouraging 7 to eat 9. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Banned for number puns. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Banned four banning us from demonstrating our Forté 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Nein, you are not banned. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Nine out of ten banners agree: You're banned! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Eight out of ten cats agree that you are purrmabanned. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Not banned for your dogged determination to ban Tja. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Woof! Woof! (Translation: Banned for 7 dog years)🐶 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for opening a Cat's home in Barking and a Dog's home in Catford 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for never going to Cowes out of fear of an urgent need to go to the loo. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned as I can't work that out. Also banned for arranging an Insomniacs' Conference in Little Snoring. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for joining the club. I can't figure it out, either. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Cowes? Milk? Lactose? Hmm, didn't expect it to be so difficult to figure out. Both banned. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for causing a bowel moovement 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 I pooh-pooh your alliterative bowel movement! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for inviting AVEN folks to the boweling alley. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for excluding Tja because he bowels to no one. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for not worrying about what a boweling ball is made of 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for bragging about your "strikes" in you know which thread 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ukrguy Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Homer said: Banned for bragging about your "strikes" in you know which thread I ban you for being kinda nerd lol hahaha 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Banned for thinking being a nerd is a bad thing. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Banned for not believing their are bad nerds, as well as good nerds. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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