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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for buying into Tja's monarchist knicker-fetish fantasy! :o

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Skycaptain

Banned for taking the sham out of shampoo and washing hair with that 

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Phantasmal Fingers

For leaving the poo in shampoo? Banned! :angry: :lol:

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Banned for not promoting Ted's new product - Winnie the Shampooh.

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for encouraging the predatory commercializing instincts of ideologically unsound soft toys! :angry:

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Gentle Giant

Banned for including guns and grenades with soft toys to make them more safe to play with.

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Skycaptain

Banned because giving them weapons turns soft toys hard :P

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Banned for trying to turn bans into weapons of mass destruction. 

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for the hypocritical advocacy of sword wielding in contrast to making complaints about imaginary WMD's ! :o

 

Edit:- Or to put it another way banned for big knife crime! :lol:

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for implying killing baddies  or anyone else is acceptable! :o

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Skycaptain

Banned for ordering a certain Tednapping 

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Banned for running around wearing only a nappy.:o

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Skycaptain

Banned for not understanding BDSM 

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Phantasmal Fingers

Quite frankly the reason for that is I'm much too tied up with being asexual! :P 

 

And though it may sound cruel it's because of that that you're [drumroll] banned! :o

 

Though on second thoughts I hereby unban you as I know how much you like being banned! :lol:

 

Hang on - as this means I clearly do understand BDSM I obviously need to be Banned! :o 

 

Guess what? I just can't wait! :o :lol:

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for rhyming.

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Banned from the land for thinking rhyme is a crime.

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Skycaptain

Banned for telling the sweeney who the tea leaves were 

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Banned for sneakily promoting the new period dress collection of the G.L.Y.N. Shopping Channel.

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Banned for including white dresses in that collection. 😋

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firewallflower

Banned because #TheDress wasn't white, it was blue and black!

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Skycaptain

Banned for bruised the dress 

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