Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for buying into Tja's monarchist knicker-fetish fantasy! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for taking the sham out of shampoo and washing hair with that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 For leaving the poo in shampoo? Banned! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for not promoting Ted's new product - Winnie the Shampooh. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for encouraging the predatory commercializing instincts of ideologically unsound soft toys! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for including guns and grenades with soft toys to make them more safe to play with. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned because giving them weapons turns soft toys hard 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for swapping guns for loaded puns. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for trying to turn bans into weapons of mass destruction. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for the hypocritical advocacy of sword wielding in contrast to making complaints about imaginary WMD's ! Edit:- Or to put it another way banned for big knife crime! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for failing to distinguish mass destruction from killing baddies. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for implying killing baddies or anyone else is acceptable! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Then get banned, 'cause you're killing me!😜 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for ordering people to get banned. 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Banned for ordering a certain Tednapping 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for running around wearing only a nappy. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for not understanding BDSM 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Quite frankly the reason for that is I'm much too tied up with being asexual! And though it may sound cruel it's because of that that you're [drumroll] banned! Though on second thoughts I hereby unban you as I know how much you like being banned! Hang on - as this means I clearly do understand BDSM I obviously need to be Banned! Guess what? I just can't wait! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for dithering. 😮 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for slithering. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for rhyming. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned from the land for thinking rhyme is a crime. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for telling the sweeney who the tea leaves were 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for making Ted dress up as a Pearly King. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for dressing up like Minnie Pearl. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for not getting dressed, period! 😮 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Banned for sneakily promoting the new period dress collection of the G.L.Y.N. Shopping Channel. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for including white dresses in that collection. 😋 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
firewallflower Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned because #TheDress wasn't white, it was blue and black! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Banned for bruised the dress 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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