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Banned for not including a ban in your post.

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Skycaptain

Banned for stating the obvious 

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for not banning on sentimental grounds! :o

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Skycaptain

Banned for creating sentient coffee grounds 

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Banned for feeding whole coffee beans to a bunch of cats and selling the end result on Amazon as magic beans.

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for implying that Skycaptain is a corrupt, coffee obsessed, small time pastiche of The Man from Delmonte.

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Banned for suggesting that any car manufactured after 1960 is not a tin can on wheels.

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Skycaptain

Banned for confusing a tin can with a timpani 

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for confusing a kettle drum with tin pan alley.

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Not banned for giving me an excuse to post a photo of my own favourite drummer!

 

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Skycaptain

Banned for a new party game "Pin the tail on the guinea pig" 

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Banned for inventing "Pin the tail on the teddy bear" 😮  Poor Ted. 😥

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Banned for using my time machine to play "Warp-a-Mole". :mad:

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for treating part of the planet's natural fauna, i.e. moles, with an unbecoming levity of manner! 😮

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Banned for not keeping your levity to a brevity.:P

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Banned for expecting levity to achieve parity with brevity in its hilarity. 

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Levity?  Parity?  Brevity?  Hilarity?  Banned for not mentioning "cup of tea"!

 

...and because no tea was mentioned, you're banned for not being ace enough! 😮 :P 

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39 minutes ago, Morte said:

Banned for playing golf in a silly tee-shirt.

Banned for suggesting I wasn't wearing any trousers!

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Phantasmal Fingers

Banned for claiming you do wear the trousers and claiming trousers are silly!

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Banned for wearing gold sparkly knickers on your head, and claiming it's a crown.:blink:

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You could've at least washed the knickers before given them to !abracadabrA to put on their head!  Banned!

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