TheAP Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for making up a word that is difficult to pronounce. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for worrying about detailsĀ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for de-tailing cats. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for making Manx cats feel inferior. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for threatening cats with the V.E.T.S. Ā (maybe a trigger warning is in order - don't go beyond 1:10 if you're very sensitive) Ā Ā 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for teaching Little Dog to spellĀ - now using W.A.L.K.I.E.S. as a code won't work. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for not knowing any synonyms for "walks" 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for not simply walking the dog and expect it to obey 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for trying to get my dog to lead your rebellion. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IvyZero Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Ban for skipping breakfast.Ā 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for hopping lunch. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masati Vornar Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for so uncarefull as toĀ skipĀ breakfast 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RhuinHruda Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for not having it ready when I got up. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 I came over to cook you breakfast in bed.Ā I took ages preparing breakfast, coming upstairs and making sure everything was OK when you woke up.Ā Ā Ā I even did the dishes. Ā Did I get any thanks?Ā No - all I got was "Who the hell are you?Ā What're you doing in my bedroom?Ā I'm calling the police...!!!" Ā Banned for being ungrateful!! Ā Ā 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for hiding in my cupboard until I left the house 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for not checking that there were no people in the cupboard before locking it 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for moving into the cupboard under my stairs, and constantly shouting, "Wingaurdium Leviosa", while I'm trying to sleep. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for favouring your fat son. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for killing the fatted calf. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for worshipping idols.Ā 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for idle chatter. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for idling about. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for idling so long that you stallĀ 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for locking me in a bathroom stall. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for trying to crawl under the door, and getting stuck! 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for leaving AP there until she lost weight. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for trying to yank me out and ripping me in two. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for expecting me to sew you back together in needlepoint when I only know chainstitchĀ 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for plucking out my eyes and sewing buttons in the sockets. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Banned for not letting me try out my new soldering gun. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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