Karst Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 @Aceade was directly responsible for the St. Pierre Snake Invasion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Karst - faster than a speeding carrot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Glyn - now available in purple! (I know I've probably said that before but I want to have this thread back on page 1!) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Glyn don't want this thread back on page 1. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Crude reply! Spoiler Andrea's come up with an amazing new substitute for Viagra that doesn't involve any drugs. It does, however, involve two crocodile clips, a car battery and someone shouting "Clear!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 Glyn once swapped Darth Vader's lightsaber with a broomstick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vemmaren Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Aceade has slightly longer toes on his left foot than his right, and is really proud of it for some reason. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 About three weeks from now Vemmaren will cocoon himself into pupa, and arrive in May as a moth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Andrea came out of her cocoon and arrived last month. Sadly, we weren't in to take the delivery and Andrea was left with one of my neighbours! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Glyns neighbour on the right side is a pig. On the left side is the headquarters of E.On Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Andrea thinks my pig neighbour is in fact David Cameron's ex-lover. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Spoiler You mean she isn't. Well, that'll teach me not to spread rumours so quickly😳 Glyn is David Camerons new lover. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 You get a free packet of crisps with every side order of Andrea! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Glyn once prank-called Lord Voldemort He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RacheI Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Aceade sleeps in their fridge during summer, and is the reason the doors no longer autolock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 FreeWalker got sentenced for cannibalism, after visiting Hamburg for the weekend. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Andrea's evil plans at global domination include finally unleashing the Unholy Underpants of Doom! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Enne Kristin Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 glyn is the sole manufacturer of unholy underpants of doom worldwide... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Enyds segway roadtrip across the continent ended abruptly after some misunderstandings at a truck stop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Andrea once tried sticking jet engines on a Segway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 14 hours ago, Aceade said: Andrea once tried sticking jet engines on a Segway. Aceade tried to get royalties from the Stunt Pigeons for her suggestion: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 I don't like Queen! 😮 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Glyn thinks pigeons are the same as bees. He has a Queen pigeon who does nothing but lay eggs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Due to a terrible misunderstanding, Andrea KF once sent a chicken to take part in The X Factor. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BZA Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Timewarp is last year's Nobel laureate in Russian literature. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 BZA is short for Belgian Zorro Advocate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Andrea KF Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 With the lack of Live Concerts for the last year, Homer has taken to stage diving at those press conferences, where politicians announce new measures against the spread of Covid-19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 The reason Andrea ended up at their current location is... one day they went to a store and said "Hey, I'd like to get a mousepad." The store clerk somehow misheard and got them a moving truck. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Homer is only available in packs of six! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Glyn's main line of defence against being vanished by the corporate security forces of Big Romance is a hand-cranked Gatling gun mounted on the back of an office chair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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