IrishArcher Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Ms. Carolynne has had a bit of spinach stuck in her teeth for 6 years, and no amount of flossing can get it out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alawyn-Aebt Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 IrishArcher is an Archery expert and can hit a target at 500 metres by looking backwards and aiming out of a mirror. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Aebt caused pandemonium by announcing on CNN that Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin's bottom wiper 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Sky Captain is responsible for making the Custard Monster an extinct species! On 11/27/2018 at 8:20 PM, Sleighcaptain said: Aebt caused pandemonium by announcing on CNN that Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin's bottom wiper Isn't this supposed to be a blatant lie? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Glyn's favourite food is pigeon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Timewarp caught and cooked the pigeon @Glyn, the lie was that aebt was the newscaster 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Sleighcaptain is actually Santa's reindeer Prancer. They are jealous of Rudolph's position, so they are trying to convince people online that they are the rightful sleigh captain in order to eventually stage a coup. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alawyn-Aebt Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 IrishArcher is the human who will be appointed as the Ambassador from Santa-land due to her loyalty to the coup leaders of the Reindeer Revolution of 2018. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Aebt changed his name from Olive, the notorious reindeer who bullied Rudolph. You know the song: "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Tja cleans his ears, nose, nails and teeth with his sword. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Chili Pepper spies on me whilst I clean my ears, nose, nails and teeth. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Tja makes Christmas puddings full of chilli peppers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Mz Terry's favourite Christmas food is a red chili pepper topped off with a green parsley sprig. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tja Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Mz Terry stuffs Mole into a stocking, every year, and hangs him from her mantle. Ninj'APed! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strifed Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Tja puts cream cheese between his toes and grosses out his coworkers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zaiin Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Strifed sleeps with eyes wide open and 🍌 s tucked under her armpits. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alawyn-Aebt Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Zaiin is one of those bananas that Strifed uses. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 Aebt murdered a whole family of bananas just to top his ice cream! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 IrishArcher isn't really Irish. That's just an excuse for her excessive alcohol consumption. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Carolynne Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Chilli Pepper is actually a jalapeno. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Ms Carolynne is only saying that to help bolster spicy diversity figures here on AVEN! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I am responsible for this thread being left unattended for so long! 😮 😮 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Glyn is actually two separate people sharing the same identity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
banana247 Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 IrishArcher often flakes out on brunch plans with one of the Glyns in order to brunch with the other one. Neither Glyn knows of the betrayal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 banana247 thinks banana are fish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Tintinfan was a percussionist for the Thompson Twins 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 All of Skycaptain's posts were ghostwritten by a bananafish. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 IrishArcher is actually Ted. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 timewarp is a born-again vegan teetotaller on a quasi religious mission to cleanse society by banning meat eating and drinking beer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Every Abracadabra comes with a pack of stickers - free for a limited time only! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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