Homer Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 You're supposed to post lies tho Tintinfan likes to knit socks for hamsters and guinea pigs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Homer has built a full-sized model of Mount Rushmore out of used train tickets 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Skycaptain likes to scatter used train tickets round The Pantiles at the dead of night. The Phantom Ticket Scatterer of Tunbridge Wells is being sought by a team of retired detectives, brought back at great expense, and led by none other than Inspector Ted. 😮 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Mz Tricky was a suspect in the above case,but was dismissed when it was proved that she has a terrible phobia of tickets of all types. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Discobison plays the double bass at the Albert Hall Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CajunAce Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Skycaptain is actually afraid of flying 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 CajunAce's bumper sticker reads: "Louisiana - home of the Legendary Mutant Cabbages!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 When a stunt pigeon gets old Glyn eats it with batter. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Tintinfan has eaten nothing but cheese for the past 6 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Irish Archer - now available in salt and vinegar flavour! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Glyn has never seen a single episode of Star Trek 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Skycaptain's soul is trapped inside of Ted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Little Bear is actually a tardigrade. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Irish archer is Flemish 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 TintinFan - now outlawed in 12 countries (and in Newcastle!) 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Glyn has been outlawed for feeding all the local pigeons and teaching them to do a song and dance routine. It is causing major crowds in the town centre and stopping the traffic. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Mz Tricky (Mz Terry) has created a new version of "Cats" using real cats, not humans in disguise 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Skycaptain's cats keep refusing to participate in Cats. They want to play Riff and Bernardo in their version of West Side Story instead. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TRexPhilbo Posted October 28, 2018 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Time warp can actually travel through time 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Philguin Baggins - now made of weapons-grade cheese! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Glyn had to make an emergency dental appointment after mistaking a Stiltson wrench for a Stilton cheese Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Skycaptain has won the international cheese rolling competition every year for the past 16 years. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CassieCat Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 IrishArcher ate all of the cheese that Skycaptain rolled. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Cassie17 ate cheese after it had been run over by a car. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
natural blue Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 theappallingphantom is actually a squirrel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Natural blue was actually born red. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Carolynne Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 TheAppallingPhantom is still alive, and rather inoffensive at that. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Ms. Carolynne forgot to put preservative on the jack-o-lanterns and now they're moldy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AmorphousBlob Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 GhostGoesToWail secretly loves valentines day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Carolynne Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 AmorphousBlob came from the sewers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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