Skycaptain Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Discobison taught a heard of cows to dance a jitterbug, which is how butter was inventedĀ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 Skycaptain thinks that a medieval festival is a meeting of average bad people. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Homer's poetry is so bad the Vogons elected him as honourary entrant for the All Dimension Bad Poetry Eistedffod on Golgafrincham. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zo_zum Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Discobison has been looking for pillowhighs to match his pillows for 20 years. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Zo_zum invented an app which turns salad into ice cream. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Homer enjoys cabbage ice cream and eats it for dessert every evening. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blissful_Sins Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 TheAP prefers visiting India than China idk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Blissful_Sins makes jumpers out of all the llama fur that accumulates mysteriously outside 22 Acacia Avenue, Brentford, at the vernal equinox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Dryad Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Discobison is friends with the Cookie Monster, they like to meet up at coffee shops and binge on sweets together 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Athena32 Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 The Dryad is actually just a tree with access to the internet.Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 12, 2018 Share Posted August 12, 2018 Athena32 has 32 posters of a Lamborghini Countach on their bedroom wallĀ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 Skycaptain claims to be able to communicate with wolves but alleges that all they ever say is "Is Dave there?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 DiscoBison wants to communicate with wolves but was put off by being charged Ā£3.50Ā a minute! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Glyn tried to learn how to communicate with wolves, but only managed to communicate with toy poodles. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 The AP never forgets to ban people. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Mz Terry hypnotizes people into forgetting to ban her. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 TheAP once hypnotised a pendulum clock to strike thirteenĀ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 15, 2018 Share Posted August 15, 2018 Skycaptain is the only person Big Brother takes orders from. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 9 hours ago, TheAP said: Skycaptain is the only person Big Brother takes orders from. Those orders usually included half the menu from the Chinese takeaway! Ā 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timewarp Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Glyn is running a Klingon takeaway in Basingstoke. Strangely enough, every customer so far has praised the authenticity of the food, yet hasn't returned. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 Timewarp encourages klingons by lacing food with gum ArabicĀ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zo_zum Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Skycaptain eatsĀ microchips with salsa, it gets to be expensive. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Zo_Zum is bringing Asexy back! Ā ...what she is not telling you is "Asexy" is a book by M Terry and there are going to be a ton of late library charges...Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 19, 2018 Share Posted August 19, 2018 Glyn has a library book that's 30 years overdue, and runs away whenever he sees a librarian. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 TheAP will only eat soup made from succulent Italian tomatoes, trampled by novice monks at a secret mountain top monastery in Greece 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Discobison is one of those novice monks. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 As part of her passion for conservation, Ms Terry is working hard so she can release The AP back into the wild on Thursday! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Carolynne Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Glyn poaches TheAP's kind, apparently they make good soup. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Ms. Carolynne has a samurai sword with Hello Kittyās face on the hilt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Princess Merida has a pink sparkly bow and arrow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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