IrishArcher Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Tintinfan believes that slugs are the superior race, and wants to build a slug army to take over the world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Irish Archer owns the world's largest collection of second hand grommits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Discobison has a puddingbison haircutĀ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.. Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Skycaptain is actually just a Sky-intern 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 R.. has taken a picture from the edge of the disc-shaped earth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Homer encouraged R.. to take the picture to see if he could see the elephants 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 DB likes big books and he cannot lie! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.. Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Glyn feasts on flowersĀ each night for supper 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 R has written a book about creating great Italian dishes in 3 really easy steps.Ā The book's called "Pizza Piss"!Ā 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Glyn has a portrait of a pigeon in their attic to keep themselves young Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Tintinfan used to ride a camel to school. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Princess Merida has a secret cloning machine, and forces clones to do any and all unpleasant chores. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 IrishArcher has been sold a dodgy cloning machine, which the 'seller' claimed was 100% environmentally friendly as it no harmful emissions and required no cables or batteries! Ā 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Glyn is asexual - he reproduces by splitting himself in half. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 TheAP cannot walk ten steps without singing the entirety of Bohemian rhapsody including all parts. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Tintinfan thinks that since there's a Bohemian Rhapsody, there must be a Moravian Rhapsody as well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Homer was lead singer on "Do the Bart Man"Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Sky Captain originally thought it was called "Do a Fart Man!"Ā 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 GlynĀ is actually 340 yards long and just 3 inches deep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Discobison holds auditions for whoever wants to be his best friend. It includes both a karaoke contest, and a pie eating contest, and the top two competitors eventually have to fight to the death. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, IrishArcher said: Discobison holds auditions for whoever wants to be his best friend. It includes both a karaoke contest, and a pie eating contest, and the top two competitors eventually have to fight to the death. I don't, but I should! Ā Irish Archer beat Chuck Norris at dominoes after drinking 649 cans of Red Bull, then proceeded to beat Steven Segal at cribbage, Jean Claude Can Damme at shove ha'pennyĀ and Bruce Lee at competitive crocheting, before falling asleep midway through challenging Jet Li at the World Series of tiddlywinks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rodsie8181 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Discobison lied about drinking straight from the carton. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 RodFire8181 started the fire Ā 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Tintinfan thinks Snowy has to be kept in the freezer all summerĀ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Skycaptain thinks the moon is flat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Princess Merida uses a surf board as a form of transport. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Carolynne Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Tintinfan really likes tinfoil, she thinks it has supernatural properties. Plus it's versatile. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Heckin Chonkosaurus Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Tintinfan IS a fan, but really wants to be one of those shiny new air conditioning units Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 DiscoBison just picked a fight with a cabbage! Ā ...and lost...Ā š® Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Glyn designed the first remote-control cabbage. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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