Pandark Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 IrishArcher wouldn't make the perfect honey. Dammit, Sterling! That's not even remotely funny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Chilli Pepper once made a few a chilli so hot it burnt all the flesh off anyone who ate it, leaving only smouldering bones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tintinfan Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Skycaptain can only sing while hopping on one leg 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Tintinfan bites the ears off other people's chocolate rabbits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 I'm concerned that Custard Cream's been eating what comes out the other end of a chocolate rabbit... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Glyn thinks that's how chocolate raisins are made Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 18, 2019 Share Posted April 18, 2019 Skycaptain has never blinked. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 IrishArcher is secretly a professional motor racer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Skycaptain is secretly my biggest fan, running an underground gambling ring to make money off of my races. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SilverstarTBS Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 (edited) IrishArcher is the president of a small island country that only three people know of. Edited April 21, 2019 by SilverstarTBS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 STBS won a footrace against Usain Bolt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 "Far too many characters, no plot, went on for far too long." - Homer's book review of the telephone book!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Glyn is the new Ukrainian president 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myssterry Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Skycaptain is forcing Ted to stand for the local council elections as an Independent Green candidate. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Mz Terry secretly is running for US president under the name of Ms R Sole! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Glyn is Mz Terry's running mate under the name Roger Buttplug! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 11 hours ago, !abracadabrA said: Glyn is Mz Terry's running mate under the name Roger Buttplug! You want a blatant lie, huh? Your post is NOT so many shades of awesome!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 When Glyn says 13 hours ago, Glyn said: You want a blatant lie, huh? Your post is NOT so many shades of awesome!!! he wants us all to know that that he is simply being ironic! 😛 😵 🤣 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 !abracadabrA thinks being ironic is just pressing shirts 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Skycaptain thinks animals appreciate irony. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Some of Morte's clothing are so old, his underpants are haunted! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pandark Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Glyn's undergarments have comic prints on them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Morte has been round to Glyn's house to verify that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Sky Captain is bringing asexy back! However, according to G.L.Y.N. Foundation Shopping Channel policy, it looks like I have to issue a full refund... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Glyn tried to photograph that guy picking his nose, but failed. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 PrismaticDream has in fact got a rainbow goat tethered in the back garden. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 CustardCream shaves off rainbow goats' fur to make socks. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gentle Giant Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Prismatic Dream paints rainbow goats with tar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Gentle Giant has grown a sunflower taller than Everest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phantasmal Fingers Posted April 29, 2019 Share Posted April 29, 2019 Skycaptain has finally traded in his 1980's Mercedes for the car of his dreams, a Trabant. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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