darvyn Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Tintinfan actually doesn't care for Tintin all that much. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Darvyn lit their name on the Eiffel Tower 🗼 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Skycaptain graffitied their name across the Great Wall of China. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Great Wall? The AP has suggested to Donald Trump that he consult the Chinese on how to build a massive wall...! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Glyn suggested that Donald Trump make the wall out of Lego, so he could win a world record in addition to being president. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 TheAP thinks Jerry Lee Lewis sang "Great Walls of Fire" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 SkyCaptain - also known as the Great Tapioca Overlord Of Basingstoke! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Glyn puts baking soda in their tea! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Homer thought baking soda was a kind of solid soft drink. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 TheAP thinks that soft drinks make good pillows. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 IrishArcher uses a giant grape as a pillow. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 TheAP eats rotten grapes and has the audacity to call it fresh wine. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivory__ Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 I heard darvyn prefers to drink hot dog water instead of fresh water. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 2 hours ago, _DEVIN_ said: I heard darvyn prefers to drink hot dog water instead of fresh water. I sincerely hope that @_DEVIN_doesn't realise what that's a euphemism for (giggles massively), if in doubt folks, DO NOT GOOGLE Now for the lie _DEVIN_ has painted eyebrows on the Mona Lisa 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Skycaptain spends every Saturday walking around art museums and painting clothes on all the naked portraits. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ivory__ Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 @Skycaptain *inner immaturity threatens to escape* // *crisis barely averted* I always manage to say things with hidden meanings by accident, hehe. I may not have drawn eyebrows on the authentic Mona Lisa, but the real question is have I painted eyebrows on a Mona Lisa? Exposed. Skycaptain and IrishArcher have a secret Skycaptain and IrishArcher fanclub underground where everyone feasts on roasted corn. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Devin spams the fanclub's mailbox with gushy fan letters. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 TheAP once posted herself to a football club to meet her dream players. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Princess Merida is a cheerleader for the local curling team. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 TheAP thinks that curling is a sport performed by cats in human beds 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Homer has the complete works of James Last on a minidisc 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glyn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 The above post was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Sky Captain Organisation for the Tasting of some Captivating Hazelburn. Why drink gin when you can go SCOTCH? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Glyn has an assortment of gourmet escargot platters. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Unfortunately Glyn just posted a truth Darvyn ate the shells when presented with a tray of escargots 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Homer Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Skycaptain said: Unfortunately Glyn just posted a truth Yeah, that was scotch an unfortunate occurance Captain talks to their salad bowls. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Homer pretends his salad dressing bottles are a family. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darvyn Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 AP eats absolutely everything with Ranch dressing. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tapioca Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Darvyn makes little hats to dress their salads. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheAP Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Tapioca makes hats out of lettuce. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IrishArcher Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 TheAP looks away when she sees an undressed salad. She doesn't want to embarrass it. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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