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Hello to everyone.. I am Chris... I am Kaw143's partner....(Keith).... i am new to this and sometimes I think I might myself be asexual I hope to make new friends and see where this leads me.... i wanted to thank you guys for bringing Sunshine into Kaw's life...he now hogs the computer from me instead of me hogging it....once again thanks.

Chris :roll:

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Hi! And welcome.

And hi?

Keith speaks fondly of you, and he's cool.

A warning: AVEN is curiously addictive, not unlike human flesh. You may need to purchase another computer so you can both post at the same time.

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welcome to AVEN i'm sure you'll fit in just fine.. :D ... here.. have some cake.. :cake::cake::cake::cake: cake is also highly addictive (also not unlike human flesh)

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Cate Perfect

Oh boy! Friends and partners of members are GREAT! (Yeeees, we will sloooowly take over the world. One acquaintance at a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime...Hey, wait...I mean...)

WELCOME!! :D *wavewave*

Cate

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Kombucha2000

Hey, you finally made it!! Keith said you'd be coming, we reserved some cake for you :cake:

he now hogs the computer from me instead of me hogging it

aww....you two will now have to fight for the computer. :wink:

I'm glad AVEN's brought happiness to Keith, and I hope it brings happiness to you too.

Welcome to AVEN!

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Thanks everyone...I hope that friendships will blossom and the flowers will die. I hope I can learn alot about each of you as well as how my partner feels, and most of all about myself. Keep in touch.

Chris :D

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WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME !!

Nice ta meetcha, Chris, and feel free to pull up a chair around the ol' AVEN campsite.

I see you have plenty of cake already, so I will break with tradition and offer you a cup of the magic Pacific Northwest backyard herbal brew. The ingredients are a secret, but it's harmless and does whatever you want it to do.

Enjoy!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

-Greybird

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hey hey hey....

whats up with all the cake?.... I know It might look like I am pregnant but I am not feeding for two!!....hehe

Chris

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Ah ha! I was wondering when you would show up!

Welcome welcome! :D

*Tosses some more :cake: at you.*

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Hi Chris! We like Keith an awful lot.

So, we'll like you an awful lot by default! :D Aren't you a lucky duck!

*shakes your hand vigorously* *pauses* *looks down at our joined hands*

Hmm. Sticky and smells strongly of the blood of the innocent. Has Davey been feeding you human flesh already? Oh for crap's sake. Where is that boy? I need a chat with him.

*wanders off* *uh, releasing your hand first*

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Whaaat?!? :shock: Human flesh? Awww, now he's going to want it all the time. . . And I was making a cake to help welcome him. . . But I guess Davey left my cake out in the rain... All that icing just ... running down. . . And I don't think I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipie agaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn. . . .

*looses self*

*looks around*

Where was I again?

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oh dear.......now he is acting like a queen again...what will we ever do....run for the hills.........RUN!!!....oh damn I can never escape him!!!

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bard of aven

Well, you've certainly got the avatar for that post.

boa

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Embyr Arrikanez

You can't escape US, either! NEVER! WE'LL NEVER LET YOU GO! :D

:: Latches onto Chris's shoulder, looking curiously like a lamprey.. >> << ::

And, you may have my :cake: too. Because I am on a diet. <3 And it's raspberry cake.. mmmmmm..

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Yay Bonoboy/Chris! We're so glad you are joining AVEN. You must be a really good partner and a really just-plain-fabulous person... notwithstanding all that human flesh you've been wolfing.

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*Prances around* So you've joined our human flesh fun! Be sure to season properly. :D

And, uh, welcome! *Smiles innocently*

*Washes hands of the sweet, sweet blood of the innocent*

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Hey. You seem pretty cool. KAW RULES...so...thus...logically...YOU RULE TOO!

So...now...I shall do a dance for you! in your honor!

*Does the WoMBaT Dance!*

We got another one! We got another one!

A questioning asexual, Who bings us joy,

It's KAWS partner, Welcome Bonoboy!

BOOYA!

Welcome! :wink:

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hmm thanks for the dance.... it was nice and creepy!!...now let me show you a dance that i learned....(does the chicken dance)

chris

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Like that one huh? Then how about this?

*passes the "loving cup*

"We accept them, we accept them, one of us, one of us-

gooble gobble, gooble gobble, - one of us, one of us.

"We accept them, we accept them, one of us, one of us-

gooble gobble, gooble gobble, - one of us, one of us.

Ahem.......nothing implied, just a great scene out of a great old movie.

Welcome......I'll shut up now.

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Live R Perfect

Welcome to AVEN, Bonoboy! :D

Though... it appears to have become a site for cannibals overnight... but no matter! :wink:

*Sticks with the cake, thankyou*

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