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15 hours ago, Feys&Florets said:

Me: *mentally calculating the velocity of the swimmer based on the estimated length of the pool to determine his theoretical lung capacity* Huh?

 

Listen, the guy made five laps without coming up for air. That caught my eye. Not his abs.

5 laps!? Without air?

Dang.

Someone must live underwater or something.

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CustardCream

45. Oops. Not so pure. But not terrible (I don't think so, anyway - anyone know what average is?)

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AceMissBehaving
7 minutes ago, CustardCream said:

45. Oops. Not so pure. But not terrible (I don't think so, anyway - anyone know what average is?)

It would seem for adults out of college people seem to get 20-30, but I might have a sampling full of reprobates 😛

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Anthracite_Impreza
13 minutes ago, CustardCream said:

45. Oops. Not so pure. But not terrible (I don't think so, anyway - anyone know what average is?)

You dark horse ;)

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Aldis Friedman

95. Took me a while to understand how it worked. 😂 In reality, I probably score higher (I had to check the disciplinary measures boxes, but I was unfairly suspended.) Anyway, in general, aces must score high on this test, given the amount of sexual questions.

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CustardCream
4 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said:

You dark horse ;)

I point out that as I am married to a sexual and not sex-averse, I am always going to score higher than most aces!

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jo20701

Lol 100... I guess I can't get any more pure

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Aldis Friedman

I remember taking a purity test a bit similar to that one after seeing two French Youtubers answering it in a funny video and I ended up being very pure. So pure, in fact, that the test told me not to forget to go to church on Sunday. It still makes me laugh now. 😂

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Anthracite_Impreza

The amount of questions about sex actually annoyed me. If there were more questions about illegal activities, less hard drugs, violent tendencies etc... Well I'll leave it there.

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CustardCream
17 minutes ago, AceMissBehaving said:

It would seem for adults out of college people seem to get 20-30, but I might have a sampling full of reprobates 😛

I knew I didn't need to be too ashamed!

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AceMissBehaving
2 minutes ago, CustardCream said:

I knew I didn't need to be too ashamed!

I’m trying to figure out if I should be ashamed for not scoring lower

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CustardCream
5 minutes ago, AceMissBehaving said:

I’m trying to figure out if I should be ashamed for not scoring lower

Me too! 🤣 although I probably have forgotten some things that shoukd have led me to tick more of the boxes... just done far too much stuff to recall it all...

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AceMissBehaving
8 minutes ago, CustardCream said:

Me too! 🤣 although I probably have forgotten some things that shoukd have led me to tick more of the boxes... just done far too much stuff to recall it all...

We’re not dead, there’s still time to commit a felony, or whatever the people on my Facebook friends list have been doing.

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Quasar.w
26 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said:

The amount of questions about sex actually annoyed me. If there were more questions about illegal activities, less hard drugs, violent tendencies etc... Well I'll leave it there.

^^same

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Anonymous Axolotl

I got a 99, but the only question I checked the box for was the "been skinny dipping" one.... which I had only done a couple of times with a friend of the same sex in her pool when we were probably around seven or eight... Considering it was on private property and happened a few years before the onset of puberty, I can't imagine that it counts in the context the test is implying.

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Aldis Friedman
33 minutes ago, Anonymous Axolotl said:

I got a 99, but the only question I checked the box for was the "been skinny dipping" one.... which I had only done a couple of times with a friend of the same sex in her pool when we were probably around seven or eight... Considering it was on private property and happened a few years before the onset of puberty, I can't imagine that it counts in the context the test is implying.

Now that you mention it, in Japanese hot springs, you bathe naked with other people! Nothing sexual about it though. Some of the activities on the test can be innocent, depending on the context.

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SupercalifragilisticNugget
2 hours ago, will123 said:

Maybe rather than reboot The Little Mermaid Hollywood could 'reimagine' the movie with a 'merman'?

  That would be an interesting spin on it, maybe set in modern-ish times.. he gets unintentionally famous because of his ability to swim without coming up for air.. 

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Aloney
1 hour ago, Anonymous Axolotl said:

I got a 99, but the only question I checked the box for was the "been skinny dipping" one.... which I had only done a couple of times with a friend of the same sex in her pool when we were probably around seven or eight... Considering it was on private property and happened a few years before the onset of puberty, I can't imagine that it counts in the context the test is implying.

Yeah, for me it's because I was at my godfather's fiftieth birthday (bad start) when I was a teen, and there were a LOT of people there, leading up to having sauna, which is quite typical. And different sexes bathe in saunas separately. With only people of the same sex in the sauna, no one wears clothes or swimsuits or even towels. And afterwards, since it was summer and there was a lake right next to the sauna, all the women went to skinny dip together. It's absolutely nothing weird here :'D 

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Bronztrooper

I got a 94, but half of the ticks were due to a couple of fights I got into in my freshman and sophomore years of high school.

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CustardCream
2 hours ago, Anonymous Axolotl said:

I got a 99, but the only question I checked the box for was the "been skinny dipping" one.... which I had only done a couple of times with a friend of the same sex in her pool when we were probably around seven or eight... Considering it was on private property and happened a few years before the onset of puberty, I can't imagine that it counts in the context the test is implying.

Ahhh... I should have ticked that one. I splashed naked in the pool when I was six.

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OwenM

Suddenly realising due to a conversation earlier keeping a condom in your wallet is an actual thing actual people do.

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Feys&Florets
4 hours ago, ColeHW said:

5 laps!? Without air?

Dang.

Someone must live underwater or something.

 

5 hours ago, SupercalifragilisticNugget said:

Five laps without coming up for air?! 

 

Forget the abs, this guy has got to have gills. (O_O)

Maybe I should clarify. It's not an Olympic-sized swimming pool or any of that sort, just a decent-sized private pool and he was swimming along on the shorter length where the deep end would be.  Five laps back and forth was still pretty impressive.

 

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Destan

I got a 98 or 97 depending on if this 'fondle' counts. It really does depends on the context.

I didn't know what fondle meant so I googled it and the synonym for it is stroke. Back in my elementary school years, there was a game where you had to hold and stroke someone's hand while saying "Aai poesje" (=stroke kitty?) on repeat until you say "rotkat" (=stupid/horrible cat) slapping their hand. The person getting stroked has to try pulling their hand back before getting slapped. You lose when you got slapped. It was quite painful. 😕 

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Darth Plagueis the Wise
12 hours ago, SupercalifragilisticNugget said:

Any fellow 100s out there? (・_・;

Me

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Firefly8

Me: Why is it that more people my age don't volunteer in their community or are more present in community groups? 
Friend: Most are in relationships and have young kids...

Me: Oh yeah, I forgot

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Nick2
20 hours ago, Darth Plagueis the Wise said:

Me

Me too.  100 today but a cold front is coming in the next few hours.  Storms on the way.

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griffinej5
On 7/19/2019 at 5:17 PM, OwenM said:

Suddenly realising due to a conversation earlier keeping a condom in your wallet is an actual thing actual people do.

I have seen this on tv or something, but I’m pretty sure I’ve also been told that’s not a good place to keep it. 

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will123
1 minute ago, griffinej5 said:

I have seen this on tv or something, but I’m pretty sure I’ve also been told that’s not a good place to keep it. 

Apparently the body heat (when thr wallet is sat upon) degrades the latex.

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Zagadka

I have honestly never been or imagined to be in a position where I would suddenly need a condom within 5 minutes.

 

I have, however, needed a condom, and been too embarrassed to buy one. I've had someone go buy it for me while i stood outside. And I accept that shame, because damn, I deserve it.

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Laplace

The only condom I’ve ever personally handled was one I was given by the safe-sex people who always seemed to be out in force in college. I was in my room at the time and promptly chucked it in my trash bin cause I knew I would not be requiring one for my college career. So I’ve never even really handled one outside of its package. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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