Guest Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 Friend: "Who do you like?" Me: "...No one?" and even more awkward: Mom: "What kind of guy do you like?" Me: "...I don't know?" (translation: I don't like guys- or girls, lol) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scooter Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 6 hours ago, Celyn said: I don't know whether you're just really into scooters or he's an unusually detached porn viewer, and both images are equally amusing. I've worked at a couple scooter shops, and then I literally changed my name to Scooter. Like, legally. I can't say I paid attention to his porn viewing habits, if he even did so at work. I did pay attention to when he brought another hobby in. He was quite a good guitar player, and even dropped a couple of CDs with his band. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jisei Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 My sister thinks I'm weird. I saw my old crush from high school at his job, and now I want to get physically fit. He still looks lean, and his face hasn't changed after several years. She thinks I want to exercise to impress him. Pfft, heck no! I want to look good like he does still! I guess I only had an aesthetic attraction on him. I don't remember his personality. Now he's my inspiration to get fit. Lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 18 hours ago, nineGardens said: Me and friends trying to climb through narrow window (for reasons). Girl: "I really don't think I'm going to fit through there." Me: "Why not?" Girl: "... Chest." - gestures at her... rather prominent chest area. Me: "...Huh." I'm glad that I'm small there. I got somewhat bigger in the last couple years so my usually skinny body gets stuck because of my belly now, when going through narrow spaces. 16 hours ago, Scooter said: I've worked at a couple scooter shops, and then I literally changed my name to Scooter. Like, legally. I can't say I paid attention to his porn viewing habits, if he even did so at work. I did pay attention to when he brought another hobby in. He was quite a good guitar player, and even dropped a couple of CDs with his band. I'm reminded of a webcomic I read. It's about food animal hybrids and there's so many puns about it. I'm amazed at the author's creativity to keep coming up with these puns even after so many pages. Anyway, there's a cat baguette that likes potatoes and growing them. So it goes by the name Potato. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
laokatok Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 23 hours ago, CustardCream said: No, sorry, definitely an ace thing -most sexual people do in fact enjoy sex scenes. Well then I have another Incredibly Ace Moment for y'all: I never understood why in the world people actually went to the cinema to watch Fifty Shades of [whatever], like why would you voluntarily want to watch soft porn in a theater full of people you don't even know... 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 35 minutes ago, laokatok said: Well then I have another Incredibly Ace Moment for y'all: I never understood why in the world people actually went to the cinema to watch Fifty Shades of [whatever], like why would you voluntarily want to watch soft porn in a theater full of people you don't even know... One year I had this one roommate. She was on the waitlist for on-campus housing but one of our people decided to bailout last minute to study abroad so she came into our apartment. She was friendly with us but didn't talk to us much. During the first term, she would come back late at night but didn't really tell us the details of what she was doing. All she said was that she had to sit somewhere with a group until the late hours of the night, maybe until 11, maybe until 1. For some reason, during the last term of the school year, after one of us had graduated, she went all bad. The reason why she came back late the first term was because she was getting ready to join a sorority. I guess all the sorority fun came during the last term. She would often have people sleeping over on the couch in our living room and I found it awkward because I'd be getting breakfast from the kitchen in the morning and there's someone on our couch with the same alarm everyday they were there. Quiet hours started at 11pm but she would laugh with her group way past that. One time one of my friends who I lived with, actually had to warn me that they were drinking alcohol in the apartment before I returned. I returned to the smell of alcohol in the living room. She was also the only one in our apartment who was under 21. Another time that girl was watching 50 Shades in the living room with her group. My friend, who isn't easily irritated, ended up going to the gym to avoid the movie. My other friend who graduated early, she would've probably said something early on since she would not let this happen. The first friend and I are very passive so we wouldn't say much of anything. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Acebooklove Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 On 3/24/2019 at 11:15 AM, will123 said: Why would I ever put that in my mouth, much less that semen? Gross. Yup, I feel that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myers Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 5:14 PM, CustardCream said: No, sorry, definitely an ace thing -most sexual people do in fact enjoy sex scenes. Okay, I should have been identifying as ace ages ago. I never saw the appeal. Ever. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Myers Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 On 3/25/2019 at 12:52 AM, Cakeandcuddles said: Watching Thor with my mom and older sister. I was saying he’s pretty, they were saying he was hot. I literally just found his face aesthetically pleasing 😓 and then my little sisters asking what “we” went by hot. I couldn’t explain Yep, this has been the limitation of any straightness in me: aesthetically appealing faces. Neck down? No way. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChaoticHetergenousMixture Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 21 hours ago, Jisei said: My sister thinks I'm weird. I saw my old crush from high school at his job, and now I want to get physically fit. He still looks lean, and his face hasn't changed after several years. She thinks I want to exercise to impress him. Pfft, heck no! I want to look good like he does still! I guess I only had an aesthetic attraction on him. I don't remember his personality. Now he's my inspiration to get fit. Lol I thought I was finally becoming like other people having a crush on this guy at my climbing gym, but no. I've realized it's just aesthetic attraction. I'm really only impressed with his ability to pull off a man bun and tattoos and how awesome he is at climbing; I wouldn't want to actually do anything. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bronztrooper Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Myers said: Yep, this has been the limitation of any straightness in me: aesthetically appealing faces. Neck down? No way. Exactly the same for me. Anything neck-down is basically the copy + paste to me, so it doesn't matter much, but everyone's face is different- not to mention that it's almost always the first thing you look at. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
laokatok Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Did any of you ever google something along the lines of "How did the first humans know how to make babies" cause I did... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On Monday, March 25, 2019 at 12:57 PM, PoeciMeta said: I'm watching Game of Thrones with my parents and little sis. Awkward, I know. Mom, and sometimes the two others, look away during all violent bloody scenes. I don't. I only look away during the other kind of mature content. Or even if someone is just threatening to take off a garment. I joked we were kind of sharing the movie: 50% bloody stuff for me and 50% icky stuff for them. They coudn't say I was childish or innocent that time, so they went for ''repressed''. Cool. That's how you know some people don't get it. I also look away when sexual scenes are on the screen. I even do that when I'm alone. I'm not repressing anything, I simply don't want to see any of that when I'm not asking for it. If I want to watch that type of content, I will when I'm in the mood. Since I'm autochorissexual I'm not completely uncomfortable with viewing things of a sexual nature. I just don't like to be presented with things like that when I don't want it or I'm not prepared for it. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PoeciMeta Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, AceOfHearts_85 said: That's how you know some people don't get it. I also look away when sexual scenes are on the screen. I even do that when I'm alone. I'm not repressing anything, I simply don't want to see any of that when I'm not asking for it. If I want to watch that type of content, I will when I'm in the mood. Since I'm autochorissexual I'm not completely uncomfortable with viewing things of a sexual nature. I just don't like to be presented with things like that when I don't want it or I'm not prepared for it. Yeah, most don't get that these scenes are just displeasing to some people. I just dislike it, Mom, that's all, don't make me doubt my orientation yet again. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 On Monday, March 25, 2019 at 5:15 PM, nerdperson777 said: I have some Asian scooter from those times. They were heavy but incredibly sturdy. I ended up taking it with me to college to get around the huge campus. After many years and then using it frequently, I think it started to wear down so I ended up buying a Razor. That started breaking within a month or two. The wheel was just rubber around a solid wheel and that was breaking off. I think eventually I found the same Asian scooter lying around somewhere because back then we bought two, one for me and one for my cousin. My cousin gave me hers so then I had another sturdy scooter to last until I finished school. After having my scooter, I couldn't believe that the Razor was so fragile. It's light, but it really didn't stand up to its use. I went through quite a few Razors. Most of them worked fairly well for a while, but then they started developing that annoying handlebar wobble that's impossible to fix. I did a lot of trick riding, so taking them to skateparks and skating different spots in the neighborhood with ledges and ramps took its toll eventually. Now I have a Razor Black Label 1.0 without the folding mechanism. It's welded at the base, so no more handlebar wobble. The T-bar is longer, and welded into one piece with bike grips on the end. Its held up for about 5 years without changing any original parts. In my opinion it's one of the best scooters from Razor, VERY sturdy. I still ride it around my college campus, in fact I rode it yesterday. Everybody always stares when I fly past them lol. They don't see Black Labels very often I guess. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I still cover my eyes on sex scenes like a 5 year old :x 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: I still cover my eyes on sex scenes like a 5 year old :x That image made me smile! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, CustardCream said: That image made me smile! Always have a pillow handy, they're very useful 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
starweb Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Anthracite_Impreza said: I still cover my eyes on sex scenes like a 5 year old :x I look away and think of England. (some might get that joke 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Please don't take my ace badge away but I don't really mind a tasteful sex scene. I don't need the pillow, @Anthracite_Impreza. I'll just score them out of 10 on body and technique if I get too bored. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 12 hours ago, AceOfHearts_85 said: I went through quite a few Razors. Most of them worked fairly well for a while, but then they started developing that annoying handlebar wobble that's impossible to fix. I did a lot of trick riding, so taking them to skateparks and skating different spots in the neighborhood with ledges and ramps took its toll eventually. Now I have a Razor Black Label 1.0 without the folding mechanism. It's welded at the base, so no more handlebar wobble. The T-bar is longer, and welded into one piece with bike grips on the end. Its held up for about 5 years without changing any original parts. In my opinion it's one of the best scooters from Razor, VERY sturdy. I still ride it around my college campus, in fact I rode it yesterday. Everybody always stares when I fly past them lol. They don't see Black Labels very often I guess. Maybe this was what I needed at school. I drive everywhere I need to be now so I don't even use my bike. I'm far too uncoordinated to do tricks with scooters, bikes, or skateboards. I'll just stick with my regular body mechanics first. (Almost got my aerial, just a little more speed and height.) That Black Label looks interesting. But knowing my family, I was just looking at the cheap ones. I didn't realize that a high price meant any more than a fancier one with more features. I could go down the hill for over a mile depending on where my classes were so all that rolling would've taken the toll quick. Not to mention the time I fell off my (old Asian) scooter because I hit a bump or something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nine of Spades Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 What's everyone talking about? Sex scenes are fantastic! They're the perfect opportunity to take a bathroom break! Ok, but really. The first time I came across a sex scene was when I was at a friend's house for his birthday a few years ago. We watched Braveheart and for some reason all the action and plot screeched to a halt and two characters were suddenly in bed together. Luckily for me, my friend skipped the sex scene (which lasted at least five minutes, by the way). I was wondering why the sex scene was even there in the first place. It just felt like pointless filler to me. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.f.47 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 The other day I said "I'm thirsty but not for water" and I didn't get why everyone was laughing until someone explained it to me. UGH. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 49 minutes ago, a.flouri said: The other day I said "I'm thirsty but not for water" and I didn't get why everyone was laughing until someone explained it to me. UGH. Ok, that one made me snort. 😄😄😄 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
General Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 10 hours ago, nerdperson777 said: Maybe this was what I needed at school. I drive everywhere I need to be now so I don't even use my bike. I'm far too uncoordinated to do tricks with scooters, bikes, or skateboards. I'll just stick with my regular body mechanics first. (Almost got my aerial, just a little more speed and height.) That Black Label looks interesting. But knowing my family, I was just looking at the cheap ones. I didn't realize that a high price meant any more than a fancier one with more features. I could go down the hill for over a mile depending on where my classes were so all that rolling would've taken the toll quick. Not to mention the time I fell off my (old Asian) scooter because I hit a bump or something. Yeah mine was around $85 at the time, but it was worth every penny. Like night and day compared to the earlier Razors. The back wheel on mine is just now starting to show wear after 5 years of continuous use. They really did a good job with this model. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 I've remembered another ace-momtent from my ...precious school time. This "event" should have made me suspicious about my (a)sexuality, but it didn't. It was in the 10th grade and I was 16-17 years old. Young Toa Lhikan had a very clear, maybe even radical opinion about sex ed at this point:"Not again, it begins to bore me. What is so complicated about it? Just don't do it. What's the problem?" But there was no way around, I had to endure another Sex-Ed. It was about all the different kinds of diseases that you can get form sex. After hearing that I was quite grossed. At the end the teacher let a box with condoms going around. My neighbor on the right took 5Me thinking: "Why are all others so crazy about sex? Lego is better! I don't get it."Me took 0 and said: "I don't need any" Everyone looked at me like I would have been the personification of evil. I think this is the moment when I was exiled from the human community.My neighbor on the left took 10 or maybe even more (!!!) and said: "So, there is enough for me. That should last for a week."Me thinking: "What the hell? Wow, why do you need so many? I really don't get it." In the retrospective I have to credit both my neighbors for "doing it" safely. Today I know why I don't get it. I know that I lack something that is existential for most people and I'm OK with that. But still, I don't get it and Lego is better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Custard Cream Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Toa Lhikan said: I've remembered another ace-momtent from my ...precious school time. This "event" should have made me suspicious about my (a)sexuality, but it didn't. It was in the 10th grade and I was 16-17 years old. Young Toa Lhikan had a very clear, maybe even radical opinion about sex ed at this point:"Not again, it begins to bore me. What is so complicated about it? Just don't do it. What's the problem?" But there was no way around, I had to endure another Sex-Ed. It was about all the different kinds of diseases that you can get form sex. After hearing that I was quite grossed. At the end the teacher let a box with condoms going around. My neighbor on the right took 5Me thinking: "Why are all others so crazy about sex? Lego is better! I don't get it."Me took 0 and said: "I don't need any" Everyone looked at me like I would have been the personification of evil. I think this is the moment when I was exiled from the human community.My neighbor on the left took 10 or maybe even more (!!!) and said: "So, there is enough for me. That should last for a week."Me thinking: "What the hell? Wow, why do you need so many? I really don't get it." In the retrospective I have to credit both my neighbors for "doing it" safely. Today I know why I don't get it. I know that I lack something that is existential for most people and I'm OK with that. But still, I don't get it and Lego is better. I think you have to credit your neighbours with a great deal of bravado and probably not much else! Prepared to bet neither of them had ever got close to needing condoms... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skycaptain Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, CustardCream said: I think you have to credit your neighbours with a great deal of bravado and probably not much else! Prepared to bet neither of them had ever got close to needing condoms... They make great water bombs 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Forest Spirit Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 12 hours ago, CustardCream said: I think you have to credit your neighbours with a great deal of bravado and probably not much else! Prepared to bet neither of them had ever got close to needing condoms... Quite possible, I only realized a while ago that people bragging about sex related things =/= being truthful necessarily. That's one thing that has always confused me a lot because I have no way of telling if what they say is 'normal/standard' behaviour/thoughts for most allos or if they just exaggerate or simply lie due to (obviously) having no experience with feeling sexual attraction, acting on it ecc. 9 hours ago, Skycaptain said: They make great water bombs And one of my embarrassing ace moments not long ago was that 'condoms make great water bombs' is not due to being thicker then balloons so that you can fill them up a lot before they break (which I thought for some reason) but because they're indeed thinner and break faster when you throw them. This realization came in the form of talking to my closest friend about it and him telling me that they are thinner because 'that's the whole point, otherwise you wouldn't feel much' and me just being like 'oooooh... ^facepalm^' (gosh my logic sometimes lacks... everything). Part of me also just thought that, you know, the whole point is protection so of course they should be thicker to NOT break but yeah... apparently not 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anthracite_Impreza Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 There was a massive water bomb fight at our school the day they handed condoms out, great fun. By far the best use for them 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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