Incredibly Ace Moments

[MossBoy]

4 hours ago, CFilipek said:

True, but I still feel like sex isn't always the answer/the intention, even if that is what people read into a situation. Idk in this case, and I don't know if J.K. Rowling has or will clarify it, so I'll go with my own head-cannon because it makes me feel better, haha. The Harry Potter series has always been remarkably non-sexual too...unless I'm missing a lot, which is totally possible.

I also don't think that's what Arthur meant, I think she was just embarrassed because it's a very cutesy nickname between just them. I think allos on Tumblr read sex into a lot of situations where it's just not there, and I agree that Harry Potter is remarkably nonsexual 

[MossBoy]

3 minutes ago, Soraiko said:

What are peaches?

BUTTS 🍑🍑

[Bronztrooper]

2 minutes ago, MossBoy said:

BUTTS 🍑🍑

That's what I originally thought, but they're not, actually.

 

Considering how the crease on peaches looks somewhat similar to the labia, that's probably where the idea to use them to refer to that part came from.

[MossBoy]

1 minute ago, Bronztrooper said:

That's what I originally thought, but they're not, actually.

 

Considering how the crease on peaches looks somewhat similar to the labia, that's probably where the idea to use them to refer to that part came from.

Everyone I know uses them for butts, maybe it's a regional thing? Cause I've never seen them used for anything else (other than the actual peach meaning)

[zo_zum]

23 hours ago, queerditch said:

I read Harry Potter when I was 18. I'm 21 now. I saw a Tumblr post today about Molly and Arthur's security question in Half Blood Prince. I don't have the book on hand, but it goes something like this:

 

Arthur asked "What do I call you when we are alone together?"

 

Molly didn't want to answer, but Arthur wouldn't let her open the door.

 

Harry began eating loudly, clanking his spoon on the bowl.

 

Molly blushed and whispered, "Mollywobbles."

 

That was totally not word for word. Anyway, apparently, "alone together" means when they are 

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having sex.

I always thought it was a cutsie nickname that Molly was just embarrassed to be saying in front of Harry and that "alone together" meant when the kids weren't around. 

Waiiiiit WHAT.

[Laplace]

8 hours ago, Tempesta said:

Oh dear God 😨

 

Well, this is an Ace Moment for me as well, ten years in the making.

It would be an ace moment for me too but I don’t even remember reading that 😅; it’s probably been a good 10+ years since I read the series.

 

10 hours ago, Bronztrooper said:

Wait, what does the watermelon represent??

I’m pretty sure it’s watermelons = melons = boobs. 😐

 

Also, for anyone who doesn’t get the others:

🍑 = butt/“ass”; 🍌/🍆  = dick; 🍉 = boobs

[queerditch]

7 hours ago, CFilipek said:

Wait, that's not what that was? 😓Though, how do we know that we're not the ones who are right and the Tumblr poster/other people are just reading too much into it because they see sex in everything? 

Yeah, but I asked a couple of friends (an allo and a demi) and they thought it was meant to be sexual.

 

6 hours ago, CFilipek said:

True, but I still feel like sex isn't always the answer/the intention, even if that is what people read into a situation. Idk in this case, and I don't know if J.K. Rowling has or will clarify it, so I'll go with my own head-cannon because it makes me feel better, haha. The Harry Potter series has always been remarkably non-sexual too...unless I'm missing a lot, which is totally possible.

2 hours ago, MossBoy said:

I also don't think that's what Arthur meant, I think she was just embarrassed because it's a very cutesy nickname between just them. I think allos on Tumblr read sex into a lot of situations where it's just not there, and I agree that Harry Potter is remarkably nonsexual 

 

I wasn't looking for inuendos when I was reading the series and it's been a while, so I'm not sure. I like your idea about going with your own headcanon for that same reason. I'm going to stick with the cute nickname, plus then I can still use it when writing fanfics since I never write sex scenes.

 

 

[Akito]

10 hours ago, Bronztrooper said:

I saw a peach emoji and I felt like an idiot for not getting it sooner. 

Wait, so that's what the peach emoji is for? And all the vegetable emojis? Always thought "why would anyone use these?".... still kinda think it, feels too silly.

[nerdperson777]

The other day I was explaining the eggplant to my ace friend.  I said it's like a banana but bigger and thicker.  I like how her question was "how is that supposed to fit?"  Then, how am I supposed to know the answer?

[Cee Fox]

4 hours ago, nerdperson777 said:

The other day I was explaining the eggplant to my ace friend.  I said it's like a banana but bigger and thicker.  I like how her question was "how is that supposed to fit?"  Then, how am I supposed to know the answer?

I think it links to the 'bigger is better' belief although that's never made sense to me because ouch?

[squaggly]

Saw a meme saying

day 468 without sex: The demon standing in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis looks kinda cute tbh.

I don't know how many days I've gone without sex, but it's definitely more than that and this is just not true...

[Tystie]

On 7/24/2018 at 6:16 AM, nerdperson777 said:

I learned that many innuendos are vegetables, which is the opposite of wanting "meat".  🍑🍌🍆🍉 And that's all that I know.

I read this and thought, what? Why would anyone make innuendoes out of vegetables?

 

Then, oh, dear, and entirely coincidentally, I found an article on the BBC website: ‘Phallic fruit and the rise of ‘unporn’.’ 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/2e5c25a2-aace-45f2-8434-d42f267686e3?intc_type=singletheme&intc_location=bbcthree&intc_campaign=bbcthree&intc_linkname=article_thinprivilege_contentcard16

 

 

 

[Skycaptain]

Note for everyone, I've just looked at the above article, and it's so tame you'd be fine showing it to the vicar 

[Tystie]

30 minutes ago, Skycaptain said:

Note for everyone, I've just looked at the above article, and it's so tame you'd be fine showing it to the vicar 

True.

 

What upsets me, though, is that this is yet another area where innuendo is taking over. Why can’t a banana just be a banana? Why does everything have to mean something else?

[queerditch]

Apparently, it's awkward to look someone in the eyes while eating a banana, popsicle, etc. or drinking through a straw because it is extremely sexual.

 

Also, in 7th grade, the guys would go around asking girls how they brush their tongue and to demonstrate. I know they were making a joke before they asked me, but I did it anyway. It was a while later until I figured out what it meant.

 

Oh! And "Have you lost it?" I'd always replace the "it" with an object, so I'd always reply "Yes, I've lost my keys/pencil/notebook/etc"

[CFilipek]

3 hours ago, Tystie said:

True.

 

What upsets me, though, is that this is yet another area where innuendo is taking over. Why can’t a banana just be a banana? Why does everything have to mean something else?

It comes and goes in waves and it's because it's not really socially acceptable to talk about sex, even now. Also people think it's funny. In the 18th century innuendos included:

 

Back gammon player, To bagpipe, Basket-making, To strum, Bread and butter, to Brush, and to Stitch

 

We don't use any of these now, thankfully, so I'm sure that fruit will have its day and then go away. Though it will likely be replaced by something else, unfortunately. 

[nerdperson777]

2 hours ago, queerditch said:

Apparently, it's awkward to look someone in the eyes while eating a banana, popsicle, etc. or drinking through a straw because it is extremely sexual.

 

Also, in 7th grade, the guys would go around asking girls how they brush their tongue and to demonstrate. I know they were making a joke before they asked me, but I did it anyway. It was a while later until I figured out what it meant.

 

Oh! And "Have you lost it?" I'd always replace the "it" with an object, so I'd always reply "Yes, I've lost my keys/pencil/notebook/etc"

There was one year in middle school where my school was able to meet our goal for API scores, which is something like 800 out of 1000 so there was a day when every student got a popsicle.  Apparently people were laughing at me because I was eating it slowly and putting my mouth all over it.

 

We had a Roman style feast in Social Studies one day and a classmate asked for grapes to be fed to him.  I didn't see anything wrong with it so I did it.  I didn't get what the hype was.  I also probably didn't do it right the first time because I think I shoved a too large vine into his mouth and didn't let him eat so he was able to get it the second try.

 

6 minutes ago, CFilipek said:

it will likely be replaced by something else, unfortunately. 

I was volunteering at this school where this teacher was saying that he got tired of students say "what are those".  That eventually disappeared, but it got replaced by "damn Daniel" so he learned that it doesn't merely go away.

[olivria1]

I have a really hard time when people are talking about their favourite movie/TV show, because half the time their reason for liking said show or movie is "that actor's super hot" or "have you seen those breasts?" I genuinely love TV shows when they have good story arcs, fleshed out characters, and good writing and acting, and it's incredibly frustrating to explain to people that "no, I don't actually care that she has an amazing body, I like that the actress is talented and really embodies her character!" And I had this exact conversation on my first day at my first job. My coworkers have worked together for years, and during our lunch hour they were discussing a series of movies starring an actor they liked. I tried to chime in in order to fit in, but I was incredibly awkward and uncomfortable! Then, to make matters worse, the conversation turned to what part of the body was most appealing. I ended up just babbling something about how long hair was nice...

 

Also, at that point, I didn't really think about asexuality, because I have one of the dirtiest minds I've ever encountered. Those dirty jokes most of you don't get? I'm the one telling them. So it was really weird for me to have all this in my head, whilst having no sexual or romantic attraction for anyone. 

[MossBoy]

12 hours ago, squaggly said:

Saw a meme saying

day 468 without sex: The demon standing in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis looks kinda cute tbh.

I don't know how many days I've gone without sex, but it's definitely more than that and this is just not true...

I saw that meme too, it was SO CREEPY. I don't understand it at allll

[Laplace]

34 minutes ago, olivria1 said:

I have a really hard time when people are talking about their favourite movie/TV show, because half the time their reason for liking said show or movie is "that actor's super hot" or "have you seen those breasts?" I genuinely love TV shows when they have good story arcs, fleshed out characters, and good writing and acting, and it's incredibly frustrating to explain to people that "no, I don't actually care that she has an amazing body, I like that the actress is talented and really embodies her character!" And I had this exact conversation on my first day at my first job. My coworkers have worked together for years, and during our lunch hour they were discussing a series of movies starring an actor they liked. I tried to chime in in order to fit in, but I was incredibly awkward and uncomfortable! Then, to make matters worse, the conversation turned to what part of the body was most appealing. I ended up just babbling something about how long hair was nice...

This is pretty much the reason I can’t ever talk about stuff like anime or certain video games (*cough*Fire Emblem*cough*) unless it’s with people I know don’t prioritize gushing over waifus or husbandos. IDGAF about X or Y’s boobs or ass; I want to talk about the story and stuff! Also, can’t say you like a game for the “plot” or else your words will be twisted into a quick laugh cause “plot” is fairly common euphemism in the anime community 🙄.

[nerdperson777]

I just thought of this moment from a couple months ago that I'm not sure if it's a repeat. I went to this tai chi seminar to get extra details for a form. During a small break, I went to the master and asked about the Fair Lady (Plays/Works the Shuttle) move. She waited a second and realized that I was talking about the move and not an actual fair lady who was behind her. 

[Ms. Carolynne]

18 hours ago, squaggly said:

Saw a meme saying

day 468 without sex: The demon standing in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis looks kinda cute tbh.

I don't know how many days I've gone without sex, but it's definitely more than that and this is just not true...

Day 8347 : I still can't figure out what the fuss is about. I definitely don't understand this supposed "need" for sex others mention.

 

Yes, I've been keeping a journal on this since birth, what of it?

 

8 hours ago, nerdperson777 said:

There was one year in middle school where my school was able to meet our goal for API scores, which is something like 800 out of 1000 so there was a day when every student got a popsicle.  Apparently people were laughing at me because I was eating it slowly and putting my mouth all over it.

 

We had a Roman style feast in Social Studies one day and a classmate asked for grapes to be fed to him.  I didn't see anything wrong with it so I did it.  I didn't get what the hype was.  I also probably didn't do it right the first time because I think I shoved a too large vine into his mouth and didn't let him eat so he was able to get it the second try.

I used to eat sandwich crackers all the time in highschool. I would take them appart and lick the peanut butter (or whatever filling) off of the crackers. According to others, the way I would eat the filling resembled giving a woman oral.

 

In response to the latter, how is feeding others grapes sexual?

 

5 hours ago, Laplace said:

*cough*Fire Emblem*cough* 🙄

Both of my brothers play Fire Emblem, one is straight, the other gay. I have to hear it all 😳

[Joe Guzman]

Will123, you've got a good point. Could very well be. But I wonder how the other guy'd feel if he wasn't a-something. The last thing I want is to be a point in a triangle. I was once, unwittingly, and it was one of the lowest feelings I've had. He'd have to be a good friend too at least (which is something to consider).

[nerdperson777]

9 hours ago, G1P0 said:

In response to the latter, how is feeding others grapes sexual?

I'm not really sure.  Maybe it was suggesting something.  Maybe they thought me being willing to put grapes in the guy's mouth was me showing romantic attraction.  Now I would guess that it could simulate oral?  Well I fed the guy wrong so he got a bunch of grapes stuck in his mouth.  Sorry not sorry.

[nerdperson777]

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[nerdperson777]

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[CFilipek]

17 hours ago, MossBoy said:

I saw that meme too, it was SO CREEPY. I don't understand it at allll

I just saw another one in that series where they text Snapchat Team “You up?” on day 43 without sex. It is without a doubt one of the dumbest meme series I’ve seen

[Scott1989]

I had an ace moment that actually worked in my favour. A work colleague was joking with another (both male) by talking about interviewing waitresses for a restaurant one runs on the side. It went like something like this

 

Guy A: "So when you are interviewing her, the first question you ask? So what can you bring to the table?" then gestured as a big breasted woman who placed their breasts on the table

Me: "Ha, 'What can you bring to the table!' waitress, brilliant!"

Guy B: "HAHA, and the worst thing, he didn't even mean that one"

Guy A: "Ehhh, of course I did..."

Cue some laughter.

[Laplace]

I checked my profile and I’m unreasonably proud that my content count just hit 1000 on this site 😄.

[Sweet Potato]

12 minutes ago, Laplace said:

I checked my profile and I’m unreasonably proud that my content count just hit 1000 on this site 😄.

WOOOOO!!!!!! YAY!