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36 minutes ago, GenuinetheDude said:

I present as a white hetero male, I wouldn't go out of my way to change that, as sadly you get a ton of cool advantages.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with learning to cook or taking dance lessons, neither of which is as gendered as you might think. Being able to feed yourself is always a plus and dancing is good exercise.

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7 minutes ago, fuzzipueo said:

There's absolutely nothing wrong with learning to cook or taking dance lessons, neither of which is as gendered as you might think. Being able to feed yourself is always a plus and dancing is good exercise.

I know what your saying, I already have a full roster, with more masculine activities qued up first at a higher genuine level of interest Martial Arts, and optional CPL training, skeet and trap shooting.  I already cook passably due to my mom being terrible at cooking.

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On 9/19/2017 at 1:28 AM, AngryAsian said:

I used to think that I was a nice person in the sense that I didn't look for attractiveness in a person or just for sex

Literally my way of thinking. :)

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3 hours ago, StormySky said:

So in my choir people were asking, "If you woke up as a boy what would be the first thing you'd do?"

And I'm like, "Sing in bass clef!!"

And everyone else says... sexual stuff :/

Given how clued into my surroundings when I wake up, it would be along the lines of "continue life as normal until someone points out something has changed".  Which may be a while, since I tend to wear baggy clothing, so unless it is something drastic, like suddenly growing three feet of hair, or a 12 inch change in height, no one would probably notice.

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On 17/11/2017 at 7:02 AM, nerdperson777 said:

- Ask an ace what sexy means, this strange conversation. 

 

Since I don't even experience aesthetic attraction, it doesn't help. I had a clear cut factual definition as what I thought sexy was. When women show cleavage was sexy, what I learned from society. Then after middle school, there was a trend of guys wearing unbuttoned shirts lower and lower. I thought, that's a sexy guy then? Please excuse my cis binary language, these were my thoughts before knowing what I do now. 

I don't think I've ever used the word "sexy". Interesting, unusual, beautiful, pleasing features... sure. (And with a car or bike - sleek) 

 

But WTH is sexy?!

 

I remember going to a boy band concert when I was a teen and awkwardly forcing myself to yell and scream and call out one of the boys' names, like everyone else. Because of compulsive allosexuality. I wanted to sit down and read a book, and just listen to their music. I couldn't've cared what they looked like.

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It is just now occurring to me a week later that I completely misinterpreted a conversation i had with my friend...again.

 

We were talking about various Blizzard games and I said that overall i was fairly disappointed with how the newer Starcraft games ended.

He replied by saying the only good thing to come out of the franchise was Sarah Kerrigan and her new model. 

I wholeheartedly agreed, talking about how as a kid she had always been my favorite character and a powerful villain that i admired, and the new wings and armor looked really cool! I was so annoyed that they reduced her to a glowing naked space angle at the end of the last game. =/

He got kind of quiet  after that and sort of awkwardly switched subjects and i didn't understand why.

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*several days later I sustain whiplash from the suddenness of my realization* Goddammit. It was her butt. He was trying to say her new model was eye candy and he liked her butt.  Hes never played the games so of course he wasnt complimenting her original character arc!   *face palm*

 

 

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18 hours ago, ChickenPadSeeEew said:

I don't think I've ever used the word "sexy". Interesting, unusual, beautiful, pleasing features... sure. (And with a car or bike - sleek) 

 

But WTH is sexy?!

 

I remember going to a boy band concert when I was a teen and awkwardly forcing myself to yell and scream and call out one of the boys' names, like everyone else. Because of compulsive allosexuality. I wanted to sit down and read a book, and just listen to their music. I couldn't've cared what they look like.

Yeah, it was my observed definition based on what was around me.  I would never call something sexy.  I used asexy like twice, but more in a joking sense.

 

17 hours ago, SylviaDragon said:

I wholeheartedly agreed, talking about how as a kid she had always been my favorite character and a powerful villain that i admired, and the new wings and armor looked really cool! I was so annoyed that they reduced her to a glowing naked space angle at the end of the last game. =/

I'm just imagining an angle floating through the galaxy with the AVEN member delta, which I can't seem to tag.

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On 11/16/2017 at 11:37 PM, Warsaw said:

For women [...] going to dancing classes

I guess you're not talking about ballroom dancing then. In my dancing classes, there are as many men as women. Exactly as many :-)

 

On 11/17/2017 at 12:45 AM, Warsaw said:

a higher genuine level of interest Martial Arts

Actually, ballroom dancing and Martial Arts have a lot in common. At least if your Martial Art is a "feeling" system, where you respond to the slightest pressure of your opponent without resisting it. I spend way more time practicing Martial Arts than dancing, but both are complementing eachother quite well :ph34r::cake:

 

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My friends were talking about 18-rated films, and inevitably it came down to discussing their sexual content. 

 

Me: “You see, the problem with 15-rated films is that as they can’t show genitals, they really overdo the whole naked-shown-from-behind angle in sex scenes and after showers, just so they can tick off the nudity boxes and teens can giggle over it. But does anyone really want to see that?!”

 

And immediately- “Oh, you mean you’d rather see the front? It’s just a bit boring seeing the behind, right?”

 

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1 hour ago, Jabitw said:

Me: “You see, the problem with 15-rated films is that as they can’t show genitals, they really overdo the whole naked-shown-from-behind angle in sex scenes and after showers, just so they can tick off the nudity boxes and teens can giggle over it. But does anyone really want to see that?!”

:D

 

I like how European films just treat nudity as something normal ("duh, everyone is naked sometimes"), so scenes with nudity don't inherently come with an erotic tone.

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5 minutes ago, Ankh-Morpork said:

:D

 

I like how European films just treat nudity as something normal ("duh, everyone is naked sometimes"), so scenes with nudity don't inherently come with an erotic tone.

That's true. Got a shock when borrowed a 12 rated French film from the school library.

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3 minutes ago, Tintinfan said:

Got a shock when borrowed a 12 rated French film from the school library.

:D you get used to it. I got shocked though when we went to the theatre with our German class (in high school) and one of the actors removed all of his clothes. It wasn't erotic, he was about to kill himself, but still ...

 

btw, today I was at a Quidditch tournament. The snitch runner had problems with their snitch (somehow it was too lose and it fell off), so they had to change their shorts. (We had 6°C today.)

 

Me: "Ewww, that's cold ..."

Someone else: "No, that's HOT!"

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4 hours ago, Ankh-Morpork said:

:D you get used to it. I got shocked though when we went to the theatre with our German class (in high school) and one of the actors removed all of his clothes. It wasn't erotic, he was about to kill himself, but still ...

 

btw, today I was at a Quidditch tournament. The snitch runner had problems with their snitch (somehow it was too lose and it fell off), so they had to change their shorts. (We had 6°C today.)

 

Me: "Ewww, that's cold ..."

Someone else: "No, that's HOT!"

Does the snitch attach to their shorts? Or how does that work?

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2 minutes ago, Lirpaderp said:

Does the snitch attach to their shorts?

It's in a sock that is stuck in their shorts. (I don't know the right English word, but here's a picture from Wikipedia.) The seekers should be able to pull it out, but it shouldn't fall out. I guess the shorts were not tight enough.

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4 minutes ago, Ankh-Morpork said:

It's in a sock that is stuck in their shorts. (I don't know the right English word, but here's a picture from Wikipedia.) The seekers should be able to pull it out, but it shouldn't fall out. I guess the shorts were not tight enough.

Huh, I never knew that was a thing

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DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT "THOT" STOOD FOR "THAT HO OVER THERE" BECAUSE I ALWAYS ASSUMED IT WAS A MISSPELLING OF "THOUGHT"

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10 minutes ago, Kereth said:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT "THOT" STOOD FOR "THAT HO OVER THERE" BECAUSE I ALWAYS ASSUMED IT WAS A MISSPELLING OF "THOUGHT"

I figured it was something along those lines, but I didn't know it was an acronym. And I didn't know that that was what it was supposed to stand for. Still not a fan of the term.

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11 hours ago, roland.o said:

I guess you're not talking about ballroom dancing then. In my dancing classes, there are as many men as women. Exactly as many :-)

 

Actually, ballroom dancing and Martial Arts have a lot in common. At least if your Martial Art is a "feeling" system, where you respond to the slightest pressure of your opponent without resisting it. I spend way more time practicing Martial Arts than dancing, but both are complementing eachother quite well :ph34r::cake:

 

Now that I think of it, Tai Chi seems to be more female, because it's a "soft" martial art.  Cis guys think that it's emasculating to do soft?  Meanwhile my coach was an internal style specialist who was great at Tai Chi and Ba Gua, knew the basics of Xing Yi.  He did all the "pretty" weapons, like straightsword and fan.

 

8 hours ago, Ankh-Morpork said:

:D you get used to it. I got shocked though when we went to the theatre with our German class (in high school) and one of the actors removed all of his clothes. It wasn't erotic, he was about to kill himself, but still ...

 

btw, today I was at a Quidditch tournament. The snitch runner had problems with their snitch (somehow it was too lose and it fell off), so they had to change their shorts. (We had 6°C today.)

 

Me: "Ewww, that's cold ..."

Someone else: "No, that's HOT!"

My friend told me about that.  This one actor in the department decided to run around wearing nothing during rehearsal.  I asked, "there's at least a towel, right?"  Nope.  Later I told her that I watched a play last year where I didn't heed the nudity warning.  That same guy took off a bathrobe and he wasn't wearing boxer briefs like he was earlier.  I actually didn't know it was the same guy.  She just later said, "oh, was it [name]?  Yeah.  He does that."

 

I'm doing surveys for 23andme, and I found something.  

 

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Being married is linked to lower overall mortality in seniors.

Okay, ace and/or aro people are nicer than married people?

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3 minutes ago, nerdperson777 said:

Okay, ace and/or aro people are nicer than married people?

Mortality, not morality :P So they live longer, apparently.

 

Unless I'm misunderstanding. It's 3am here, so that's a possibility.

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9 hours ago, Ankh-Morpork said:

:D you get used to it. I got shocked though when we went to the theatre with our German class (in high school) and one of the actors removed all of his clothes. It wasn't erotic, he was about to kill himself, but still ...

 

btw, today I was at a Quidditch tournament. The snitch runner had problems with their snitch (somehow it was too lose and it fell off), so they had to change their shorts. (We had 6°C today.)

 

Me: "Ewww, that's cold ..."

Someone else: "No, that's HOT!"

I'm more interested in the fact that muggles put on quidditch tournaments than the ace moment point of the post. 

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On 11/16/2017 at 4:23 PM, dragon_nerd said:

1. Figure out where the body I was born with went.

2. Drink my morning tea

3. Cheer about not having to wear a bra.

1. Go camping

2. Pee standing up

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On 11/16/2017 at 6:23 PM, dragon_nerd said:

1. Figure out where the body I was born with went.

2. Drink my morning tea

3. Cheer about not having to wear a bra.

1. Cry happily over finallybeing a physical male.

2. Learn to not get boners/learn to hide them well (because they go up for some reason, sometimes randomly with no context whatsoever as I've heard) 

3. Learn how to boy, test out my new voice and sing low with it.

4. Have coffee and tell my family/friends/ and possibly my school the good news.

5. Live with less dysphoria :3

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5 hours ago, Iced Milk Boy said:

2. Learn to not get boners/learn to hide them well (because they go up for some reason, sometimes randomly with no context whatsoever as I've heard) 

Apparently I wear my pants too high, because people with dicks wear it lower to account for that space.  Eh, idk.

 

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Mortality, not morality :P So they live longer, apparently.

 

Unless I'm misunderstanding. It's 3am here, so that's a possibility.

Oops, I was having a fail day yesterday.

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5 hours ago, Iced Milk Boy said:

1. Cry happily over finallybeing a physical male.

2. Learn to not get boners/learn to hide them well (because they go up for some reason, sometimes randomly with no context whatsoever as I've heard) 

3. Learn how to boy, test out my new voice and sing low with it.

4. Have coffee and tell my family/friends/ and possibly my school the good news.

5. Live with less dysphoria :3

1. Go climbing to see if physical ability is effected

2. Suprise friends

3. Learn to sing with a lower voice

 

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11 hours ago, Iced Milk Boy said:

1. Cry happily over finallybeing a physical male.

2. Learn to not get boners/learn to hide them well (because they go up for some reason, sometimes randomly with no context whatsoever as I've heard) 

3. Learn how to boy, test out my new voice and sing low with it.

4. Have coffee and tell my family/friends/ and possibly my school the good news.

5. Live with less dysphoria :3

i dont know why but this sounds cute in my werid brain.  happy thoughts which sound great. 

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I just had a pretty ace moment... A joke was posted on Discord... "Artisanal: you'll never read that word correctly again."

I said I didn't get it... Even when they explained... I just didn't get what was funny about it...

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ace moment: not realizing that the phrase "a twinkle in his daddy's eye" was an innuendo until i was, like, 18

 

bonus: mentioning to my father that it was an ace moment and having him say "nah, it's an asperger's thing"

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14 hours ago, Kereth said:

ace moment: not realizing that the phrase "a twinkle in his daddy's eye" was an innuendo until i was, like, 18

 

bonus: mentioning to my father that it was an ace moment and having him say "nah, it's an asperger's thing"

That’s an innuendo? How?

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17 hours ago, Tales19 said:

I just had a pretty ace moment... A joke was posted on Discord... "Artisanal: you'll never read that word correctly again."

I said I didn't get it... Even when they explained... I just didn't get what was funny about it...

It has the letters 'anal' in it.  Just like "Analyze", which also makes immature people giggle.  "Assassin" is another one, because it has 'ass' in it twice.

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