Incredibly Ace Moments

[Fluffy Femme Guy]

1 hour ago, œddy said:

Everyone knows the only mod worth getting for Skyrim replaces the dragon noise with Macho Man going OOOOHHH YEAAAAAHHH

I can do one better:

 

[Bronztrooper]

2 hours ago, DeltaBird said:

I hate these mods! All of them don't actually contribute to the game, and don't do anything more than slow it down and make it lag. I like the mods that actually do something though, like there is a cape mod that allows you to make capes as an extra piece of clothing, so you can have another enchanted item. One of my favorite mods is the Live Another Life mod, which allows you to start a different way than just the Stormcloak execution.

Yeah, I got that mod too.  I really like the Immersive Armors and Weapons mods too and I've tried to use Familiar Faces, but lately it's been giving me a lot of issues so I've ended up removing it from my load order.  I also like the Expanded Towns and Cities mod and the Dragon Combat Overhaul is pretty fun as well.  Not to mention the Ordinator Perk Overhaul and the Apocalypse Spells.

 

There's a lot of mods that I have that I like  

 

6 minutes ago, Fluffy Femme Guy said:

I can do one better:

 

How about the exploding chickens mod?  That one is fun.  😝

 

One mod that I'm disappointed that I won't be able to use is the Zoidberg mudcrab mod because it no longer exists 😞

[squaggly]

I just realized you can sext by typing "I want to (any verb) your (any noun)" for most of it.

 

I want to fry your potatoes

I want to defrost your windshield

I want to butter your toast

 

Look at these with a dirty enough mind and they could all be innuendos

[Builderboy]

2 minutes ago, squaggly said:

I want to fry your potatoes

I want to defrost your windshield

I want to butter your toast

 

I want eat your potatoes

I want to chill your car

I want to cinnamon your butter toast

 

It is fun indeed!

[Bronztrooper]

28 minutes ago, Builderboy said:

 

I want eat your potatoes

I want to chill your car

I want to cinnamon your butter toast

 

It is fun indeed!

I want to peel your banana

 

Ok, that one just seems a bit too far to me 

[œddy]

I want to discombobulate your brains

I want to coagulate your soul

I want to disintermediate your hair

 

I see what you mean, i do sound like a psychopath now

[Dodoa]

So today at the lab four of us were refilling the pipette tip boxes (if you don't know how those look I have a half filled one in my profile pic) and because it's pretty much the most boring thing you can do in a lab otherwise I was doing random patterns with the tips while we were chatting, but I wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing, just putting in the first few randomly and then extending lines and creating symmetry until the whole box is filled. I was just thinking that my current Patten looked a bit like a face when suddenly the guy across from me loudly asked "Are you making a penis?" (It had two circles at the top and a slightly elongated one in the middle so I guess that's enough) And when I said no, it's supposed to be a face, he tried to reassure me (over everyone cackling like it was the best joke ever) that it's perfectly alright to "draw" a penis with my pipette tips. Apparently we are now mature enough to do independent scientific work but a vaguely penis shaped thing is still the height of hilarity.

[a minor triad]

@Dodoa I had something like that happen to me in high school. I was doodling in my notebook, and I started drawing a wolf's face. I started out with the eyes and the snout, so I could shape the face around them. The teacher walked past me and  did a double take on my notebook, asking what I was drawing. When I explained, she looked relieved and then told me that what I had so far could looked like a penis. I felt pretty embarrassed and stopped drawing wolves that way immediately.

[Hermit Advocate]

23 hours ago, Anthracite_Impreza said:

I don't know why women are considered sexy at all, but cars, yes. I'm asexual but they can still make my stomach flip

I also find some cars to be "sexy" not in the sense that I find cars sexually attractive, but in the "hot damn, look at that car, it's gorgeous and I want it" kind of way.

[4108bn]

On 9/23/2018 at 10:44 PM, oldsoulvocalist said:

[...]I was confused by what cars and people, particularly women, had in common for both of them to be considered sexy.

sex drive

 

(The ace moment when this is all your idiot monkey brain can think of that's sex-related and connects cars and people)

[Amy94]

reading about how horrible the sex education some other people had makes me realise that this a real problem, not just in ireland [where i live] but in america and other places too.

i remember going to college and after only a while, realising that people had been going to different schools and had very different educations - some people had a pretty decent sex education and others [like me] learned almost nothing. 

it makes sense now that my university tries to be inclusive and make sure there is information for everyone - even if it does mean they leave baskets of bananas and condoms everywhere around valentines day.

i is still weird going into a lecture and see men in my class - i thought all the schools in ireland were all girls and all boys. when my friend told me she went to a mixed school i literally did not believe her until i went to see her in a school play. i thought mixed schools just existed in america and on tv. 

and that is the sort of realisation i have had many times before, and every time i think 'wow, i love my home and my community but i wonder what it would be like if i grew up somewhere else'

[will123]

There are all boy and all girl schools in Canada but they are private schools (or colleges as a lot of them call themselves). Public or 'Separate' (Roman Catholic) schools are mixed.

[nerdperson777]

On 9/24/2018 at 3:56 PM, a minor triad said:

@Dodoa I had something like that happen to me in high school. I was doodling in my notebook, and I started drawing a wolf's face. I started out with the eyes and the snout, so I could shape the face around them. The teacher walked past me and  did a double take on my notebook, asking what I was drawing. When I explained, she looked relieved and then told me that what I had so far could looked like a penis. I felt pretty embarrassed and stopped drawing wolves that way immediately.

I'm reminded of when I played RuneScape and people would make a penis in the chat.  It's composed of two lines so then if someone types before they finish, it's ruined.  It took me some time to figure out what the random letters meant.  (Oh look, an ace moment.)  I can't seem to type it in here because the font is different.

 

15 hours ago, Hermit Advocate said:

I also find some cars to be "sexy" not in the sense that I find cars sexually attractive, but in the "hot damn, look at that car, it's gorgeous and I want it" kind of way.

Well my sword has been called sexy by a friend who was trying it out.  I didn't understand that.  I guess it's curvy?

[ace-sexy-ual]

The most ace moment I’ve had was probably senior year of high school. We had this retreat where we had like 10 people per cabin and my friend had this idea to talk about sexual fantasies. I went first for some reason and I had this elaborate story about meeting dan and Phil from YouTube and me being a YouTuber too and having them compliment me then we get pizza. Then someone goes so who do you have sex with? It hadn’t even crossed my mind, so I quickly said, we all go up to a hotel! Everyone was like dang that’s pretty kinky! Little did they know it was far from it. 

[Skycaptain]

10 hours ago, oldsoulvocalist said:

sex drive

 

Sounds like cruising the street looking for someone selling themselves 

[Tintinfan]

5 minutes ago, Skycaptain said:

Sounds like cruising the street looking for someone selling themselves 

And thank you Sky captain for lowering the tone... Again.

[œddy]

1 hour ago, Tintinfan said:

And thank you Sky captain for lowering the tone... Again.

Bloody Tunbridge Wells at it again with their sex festivals

[Bronztrooper]

12 hours ago, oldsoulvocalist said:

sex drive

 

(The ace moment when this is all your idiot monkey brain can think of that's sex-related and connects cars and people)

I just think that pun was 

 

[Hermit Advocate]

9 hours ago, nerdperson777 said:

Well my sword has been called sexy by a friend who was trying it out.  I didn't understand that.  I guess it's curvy?

For me the word doesn't refer something I find sexually attractive, but something I find aesthetically attractive. It's just that I have been culturally conditioned to use "sexy" as a descriptive adjective. 

[Builderboy]

Yesterday I was in my colleges pride center trying to find other aces. They have a wonderful little room for people to rest, do homework, watch tv, or just socialize. So with out further a do.

 

I was doing some homework on my laptop when I hear a woman ask "Is there any vegans here?" I look up and no one comes forward as a vegan, a few people say that they have friends who are vegan and can answer most questions. The original woman asks "Well do vegans swallow?" The room goes into a debate and I am still trying to figure our what food or liquid they were talking about, I turned and asked the person next to me "Pardon me but what are they talking about swallowing? Wouldn't they eat what ever they put in their mouth?" The other person started laughing and got out "They are talking about cum, swallowing vs spitting cum!!" then continued to laugh. I then started to get very uncomfortable....

 

Anyone else have trouble understanding or realizing "dirty" questions or jokes?

[ayananana]

7 hours ago, Builderboy said:

Anyone else have trouble understanding or realizing "dirty" questions or jokes?

Honestly, I have the same problems. As I was reading this, I thought the same way as you did. My friends just think I'm innocent or something. But I just don't get it as well. 

[will123]

8 hours ago, Builderboy said:

Yesterday I was in my colleges pride center trying to find other aces. They have a wonderful little room for people to rest, do homework, watch tv, or just socialize. So with out further a do.

 

I was doing some homework on my laptop when I hear a woman ask "Is there any vegans here?" I look up and no one comes forward as a vegan, a few people say that they have friends who are vegan and can answer most questions. The original woman asks "Well do vegans swallow?" The room goes into a debate and I am still trying to figure our what food or liquid they were talking about, I turned and asked the person next to me "Pardon me but what are they talking about swallowing? Wouldn't they eat what ever they put in their mouth?" The other person started laughing and got out "They are talking about cum, swallowing vs spitting cum!!" then continued to laugh. I then started to get very uncomfortable....

 

Anyone else have trouble understanding or realizing "dirty" questions or jokes?

I have a pretty sick sense of humour, but have never heard anything close to that (maybe someone asking about a particular female though).

[QuarterShorter]

At school a friend asked me if I knew what the three bases were. Having not long before learned them in biology, I replied, "aren't there five: adenine, thymine, cytosine, guanine, and uracil?" They and the other people with them started laughing as I smugly thought that I corrected the hell out of them.

 

I still to this day do not know what a cameltoe is.

 

Another friend found it quite surprising that I, a teenage boy, have never watched porn before.

 

I had some friends (also boys) over for a sleepover and I watched "The Interview" with them. When the half-naked woman scene came on I blew up at them for playing that movie in my house, and they legitimately thought that I was either being silly or ridiculous.

 

During a game of "Cards Against Humanity" I had the card "clitoris" and played it as a throwaway card because I didn't know what it was.

[nerdperson777]

19 hours ago, Skycaptain said:

Sounds like cruising the street looking for someone selling themselves 

Well I've now learned what cruising is.

 

11 hours ago, Builderboy said:

Yesterday I was in my colleges pride center trying to find other aces. They have a wonderful little room for people to rest, do homework, watch tv, or just socialize. So with out further a do.

 

I was doing some homework on my laptop when I hear a woman ask "Is there any vegans here?" I look up and no one comes forward as a vegan, a few people say that they have friends who are vegan and can answer most questions. The original woman asks "Well do vegans swallow?" The room goes into a debate and I am still trying to figure our what food or liquid they were talking about, I turned and asked the person next to me "Pardon me but what are they talking about swallowing? Wouldn't they eat what ever they put in their mouth?" The other person started laughing and got out "They are talking about cum, swallowing vs spitting cum!!" then continued to laugh. I then started to get very uncomfortable....

 

Anyone else have trouble understanding or realizing "dirty" questions or jokes?

I was playing Cards Against Humanity on my phone where there's a chat.  At some point, everyone was comfortable enough to tell their sex stories.  This one girl talked about a horrible experience she had. 

 

She said she could swallow cum "like a champ" but that guy's cum had the wrong viscosity, I'm too ace to remember if it was too thin or too thick.  Might've been too thin.  She said it got on her belly and told the guy to get it off of her.  The dude licked up his own cum.  She, without clothes, beat him up over it.

 

I was just there being uncomfortable and not commenting on it.

 

2 hours ago, QuarterShorter said:

At school a friend asked me if I knew what the three bases were. Having not long before learned them in biology, I replied, "aren't there five: adenine, thymine, cytosine, guanine, and uracil?" They and the other people with them started laughing as I smugly thought that I corrected the hell out of them.

 

I still to this day do not know what a cameltoe is.

 

Another friend found it quite surprising that I, a teenage boy, have never watched porn before.

 

I had some friends (also boys) over for a sleepover and I watched "The Interview" with them. When the half-naked woman scene came on I blew up at them for playing that movie in my house, and they legitimately thought that I was either being silly or ridiculous.

 

During a game of "Cards Against Humanity" I had the card "clitoris" and played it as a throwaway card because I didn't know what it was.

Well, a cishet guy told me and my ace friend what queefing was.  We didn't know half of our cards.  One of us was an exchange student from France and he knew less of the cards than us.  There was a sarcastic comment about how this was a great way to learn English.

[DeltaBird]

I always fail so badly at Cards Against Humanity because apparently people like the dirty answers, even if there is another that is funnier and makes more sense. 

[Forest Spirit]

8 hours ago, QuarterShorter said:

At school a friend asked me if I knew what the three bases were. Having not long before learned them in biology, I replied, "aren't there five: adenine, thymine, cytosine, guanine, and uracil?" They and the other people with them started laughing as I smugly thought that I corrected the hell out of them.

 

I still to this day do not know what a cameltoe is.

 

Another friend found it quite surprising that I, a teenage boy, have never watched porn before.

 

I had some friends (also boys) over for a sleepover and I watched "The Interview" with them. When the half-naked woman scene came on I blew up at them for playing that movie in my house, and they legitimately thought that I was either being silly or ridiculous.

 

During a game of "Cards Against Humanity" I had the card "clitoris" and played it as a throwaway card because I didn't know what it was.

 

4 hours ago, DeltaBird said:

I always fail so badly at Cards Against Humanity because apparently people like the dirty answers, even if there is another that is funnier and makes more sense. 

I had to look up what 'the 3 bases' are after some male friends where talking about it at length and I just sat there not getting it (and I didn't want to ask...)

 

No idea about cameltoes... it just sounds like the toes of a camel

 

And after playing Cards against Humanity once and having to ask my friend who was sitting next to me what something was, I don't remember the name but it's a sextoy, I was too embarrased to ever ask anything again... if I don't know the word I just play it randomly😂 but otherwise I'm not that bad at it since I just make the most inapropriate stupid jokes I can think of. But it only works since it's a card game, could never make up such stuff on my own... And I have to say people rarely understand what I would find funny and give me sex jokes which I either don't get or don't think of as funny so I end up picking rather boring jokes as the winner (but hey it's their problem)

[Akito]

18 hours ago, Builderboy said:

Yesterday I was in my colleges pride center trying to find other aces. They have a wonderful little room for people to rest, do homework, watch tv, or just socialize. So with out further a do.

 

I was doing some homework on my laptop when I hear a woman ask "Is there any vegans here?" I look up and no one comes forward as a vegan, a few people say that they have friends who are vegan and can answer most questions. The original woman asks "Well do vegans swallow?" The room goes into a debate and I am still trying to figure our what food or liquid they were talking about, I turned and asked the person next to me "Pardon me but what are they talking about swallowing? Wouldn't they eat what ever they put in their mouth?" The other person started laughing and got out "They are talking about cum, swallowing vs spitting cum!!" then continued to laugh. I then started to get very uncomfortable....

 

Anyone else have trouble understanding or realizing "dirty" questions or jokes?

I would have understood the question, probably after a few seconds, and then be grossed out.

Honestly, why would anyone want to know that? What is wrong with that person?

All of that is a "what the hell is wrong with people?" situation. So surreal.

[Fluffy Femme Guy]

18 hours ago, QuarterShorter said:

At school a friend asked me if I knew what the three bases were. Having not long before learned them in biology, I replied, "aren't there five: adenine, thymine, cytosine, guanine, and uracil?" They and the other people with them started laughing as I smugly thought that I corrected the hell out of them.

[little fish]

When the lgbt+ society is handing out free condoms... uhhhhhhhhhhh

 

(this was at a university fair for different societies to give out freebies and leaflets)

[little fish]

(double post sorry)

 

does anyone just get really uncomfortable when people start telling them their sex stories, why did you tell me that, I just met you! gah