Laplace Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 12/2/2017 at 3:26 PM, Lirpaderp said: Last time I went to the dentist while she was looking at my teeth her boobs were resting on my forehead. I thought it was a bit awkward but I didn't care. My brother had her next and later told me he was hoping not to get an erection the entire time. After hearing that, I'm glad I'm ace. Yeah that stuff doesn’t really bother me much either. It just happens. Like, when getting a haircut or something, I’m just like, “Well, they need to reach some places that put them in an awkward position. No need to make it weird or anything.” I just sit there respectfully and patiently with my indifferent expression 😐. It wouldn’t be too weird unless I’m just getting explicitly smothered; them I’d probably have to say something. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 @Lirpaderp I think other women have done stuff like that to me on purpose but I think as an asexual, it is just so completely meaningless that it doesn't really register to me to react. Plus it's strange to me coming from a woman? I'm 5'10" or 5'11" and other women just seem very tiny and non-threatening to me. There was some girl in one of my classes who pretty much confessed that she found me attractive and one time she slammed her entire body into mine walking past me and didn't apologize or anything. I looked around me and there was TONS of space for her to have walked around me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 With all these boobs in the face posts, I remember feeling really awkward growing up and relatives making me hug them when my face was boob height. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:)(: Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 same-ish love my 8 year cousin is an angel and likes hug. His head tho is at my chests and he hugs me and I kinda feel bad for blocking his head or gently directing it toward my armpit . its just weird feeling 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Laplace Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I was just having this bizarre thought 🧐💭 about whether getting smooshed by boobs would feel like getting squashed by a pillow. I caught myself thinking about it, and I kinda just busted up laughing cause the thought process and mental image was so serious and clinical yet so ridiculous 🤣. I’m just imagining a stick person walking into a person as a control test and then falling face first into a pillow and then writing down their observations 🤓🧐. The vast majority of guys probably just care that they’re boobs whereas I’m off in my own little ace world wondering if getting smooshed by them feels like getting booped with a pillow 😆. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Forest Spirit Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Laplace said: I was just having this bizarre thought 🧐💭 about whether getting smooshed by boobs would feel like getting squashed by a pillow. I caught myself thinking about it, and I kinda just busted up laughing cause the thought process and mental image was so serious and clinical yet so ridiculous 🤣. I’m just imagining a stick person walking into a person as a control test and then falling face first into a pillow and then writing down their observations 🤓🧐. The vast majority of guys probably just care that they’re boobs whereas I’m off in my own little ace world wondering if getting smooshed by them feels like getting booped with a pillow 😆. I mean they're kind of soft so... maybe!? But they would have to be big, let's say atleast B cup, since with mine (AA) you would mainly just feel my chestbones so not so soft... or like a tiny pillow... and yes I've already thought about the practical usage of my breasts as pillows, since for me they don't have any other use apart from being annoying Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I stopped hugging one of my cousins after he very clearly purposefully rubbed his chest up against mine. :/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 9 hours ago, Quasar.w said: I mean they're kind of soft so... maybe!? But they would have to be big, let's say atleast B cup, since with mine (AA) you would mainly just feel my chestbones so not so soft... or like a tiny pillow... and yes I've already thought about the practical usage of my breasts as pillows, since for me they don't have any other use apart from being annoying I'm just one A, but I think at least my middle is kind of bony. I heard some autistic people with boobs say that they make good stress balls and they have to remember not to touch them in public. I just think they would make good cushioning for hard falls. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LoopingBear Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Going to a movie with a guy and actually wanting to watch the film - I still don’t get why couples “make out” in the back! Also once I changed my phone wallpaper to a female manga super hero character. It was supposed to be a representation of me as a strong female character. Then my friend asked why on Earth I would use that wallpaper- apparently it would be for a guy to use? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 47 minutes ago, LoopingBear said: Going to a movie with a guy and actually wanting to watch the film - I still don’t get why couples “make out” in the back! Also once I changed my phone wallpaper to a female manga super hero character. It was supposed to be a representation of me as a strong female character. Then my friend asked why on Earth I would use that wallpaper- apparently it would be for a guy to use? I see it as something to empower yourself. Not everything has to be for the attention of a guy. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Planet Ace Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 4 hours ago, nerdperson777 said: I'm just one A, but I think at least my middle is kind of bony. I heard some autistic people with boobs say that they make good stress balls and they have to remember not to touch them in public. I just think they would make good cushioning for hard falls. I wish boobs worked that way, but sadly they don't. Falling on them hurts just as much as falling hard on your butt. More, actually. It's a highly sensitive area, with a lot of nerves. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Planet Ace said: I wish boobs worked that way, but sadly they don't. Falling on them hurts just as much as falling hard on your butt. More, actually. It's a highly sensitive area, with a lot of nerves. My small pair seems to have as much sensitivity as any limb on my body. I guess it's a good thing that I don't have any abnormal sensation. I don't think I even have the pain anymore from when they first grew. My cousin says hers hurt right before a cycle. I never felt anything different other than they take up space, and even then the space is minimal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit Advocate Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 7 hours ago, LoopingBear said: Going to a movie with a guy and actually wanting to watch the film - I still don’t get why couples “make out” in the back! Going to the movies is expensive. If I'm going to go see a movie in theaters you can be damn sure I'm there to see the movie and I'll whack anyone who tries to ruin it for me with needless kissing. 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Planet Ace Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 7 hours ago, nerdperson777 said: My small pair seems to have as much sensitivity as any limb on my body. I guess it's a good thing that I don't have any abnormal sensation. I don't think I even have the pain anymore from when they first grew. My cousin says hers hurt right before a cycle. I never felt anything different other than they take up space, and even then the space is minimal. Oh, that must be nice. Maybe mine are just extra sensitive or something, idk. They do the whole aching right before a period thing as well, and sometimes just for no reason at all. Real nuisance, is what it is. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haze. Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, Planet Ace said: Oh, that must be nice. Maybe mine are just extra sensitive or something, idk. They do the whole aching right before a period thing as well, and sometimes just for no reason at all. Real nuisance, is what it is. Real nuisance indeed (me too, very sensitive) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Planet Ace Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, Hazel_Elise said: Real nuisance indeed (me too, very sensitive) Solidarity, yay! *fist bump* 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haze. Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 29 minutes ago, Planet Ace said: Solidarity, yay! *fist bump* *returns fist bump* 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dragon_nerd Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Ugh, achey boobs suck. Mine ache before my period too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:)(: Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Yeah that how I know to prepare! Otherwise I just forget and don’t use a calendar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Space-Ace-Android Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (This is a goofy tiny example :3) *In art*, "Ellie, you're even dirtier than me!" I thought that paint had gotten on their clothes but it turned out they meant dirty mind. Doh'! Cake anyone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nerdperson777 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 8 hours ago, :)(: said: Yeah that how I know to prepare! Otherwise I just forget and don’t use a calendar. I usually would remember but then I stopped a few years ago because the dysphoria was so bad that I didn't want to know the exact day it was coming. Last night I looked at posts in a trans group I'm in. Someone said that they can't orgasm anymore on estrogen and it makes them sad. Me: "Oh look, problems that I don't have." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CookieWitch Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 So many occasions... In highschool,I was maybe 15, it was lunch time and I had toothpaste dried on my shirt. I honestly hadnt noticed, but my 'friends' at the time kept giggling make jokes that went over my head. "Did you have fun this morning?" Me "what? I had math. You know I hate that class." They eventually pointed it out to me and when I still didn't understand, they explained it supposedly looked like sperm? I was still so confused and embarressed and confused as to why I should be embarressed. But I nodded anyway and understood I needed to clean my shirt. I really just zoned out during sex ed. I swear until I was about 16 I was very unsure how sex even worked. I truely thought belly buttons played a role. But penis + vagina? Who the heck jumps to that conclusion? Then just a few weeks ago, my friend and I were comparing how Holes was a good movie but transformers not so much. Then we were trying to think of more movies with Sheila Buff. My dad over heard us then asks if Sheila Buff is considered 'hot'. We both cringed, even my mom made a face. But then he asks who is. So me being me, I think back to the last time I was at the store and who was being blasted as 'hot hot hot' on the magizine covers. So I was like "I think that guy who plays thor. I think he's considered pretty attractive." I hadn't realized he was asking who I personally found attractive. Now I have to listen to him tease me about having a crush on thor. Oo boy. My best friend, who knows I'm ace and is herself is gay, just laughed. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lanti SF Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 So recently a bunch of Eurovision artists have announced that they (or their partners) are pregnant. Oh wait you had to do something in order to become pregnant... *frustrated sigh* 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lirpaderp Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 hours ago, CookieWitch said: I really just zoned out during sex ed. I swear until I was about 16 I was very unsure how sex even worked. I truely thought belly buttons played a role. But penis + vagina? Who the heck jumps to that conclusion? When I was little I was told the baby isn't actually in your stomach, so I thought it grew out of the bellybutton. I was positive I had figured it out before I was "old enough" to be told. Later I found out the truth and was shocked. I payed attention during sex Ed class in 5th grade, but I didn't like it. We had it again but more extensive in 7th grade, and another time in 10th grade. Every time we talked about the same things. I don't see how labeling genitalia with the names of parts will help us at all. I hated every moment of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
:)(: Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I was one of thoses people that though kissing meant kids.I also only thought you had two holes instead of three for a while. Tampons were never an option so I never really thought about it. They tried to show the sex Ed video but ignored it partially cuz they separated boys from girls and that made me mad and I think I hated to see what made us different?That was in elementary (why scar us so young). And I’m middle school we were in groups and everyone else labeled the paper of the various parts. I figured out a lot through bio books 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WoodwindWhistler Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 On 11/28/2017 at 5:33 PM, NoLongerHuman said: Right?! I have absolutely no idea what either sexual or romantic attraction feels like, so if I'm ever writing a scene like that it tends to be aesthetically-inclined. I like describing characters and how they look because to me, that is attraction. Writing sex scenes is my worst nightmare; I never want to do it again. On 11/28/2017 at 7:08 PM, knittinghistorian said: Sometimes I think NOBODY knows how to write a sex scene... it seems like any I’ve read that are at all detailed are either A) gross and voyeuristic or B) pretentious and unintentionally hilarious or C) both. Or maybe I just think that because I’m ace and don’t get it... On 11/29/2017 at 2:43 AM, OperationalWolf said: No idea what's happening -- but I'm pretty sure writing sex scenes is easy as writing a descriptive scene from a novel. I myself used to (technically I am) writing fan fictions of mostly Thriller, Detective, Romance, etc. But when it comes to very .. extreme sex scenes -- well, I could only describe it as If two couples were waiting 2 months to do it. This is also in a case where I would use my times when I was with my ex and stuff .. as a great way to kick things off. (Don't ask me why I would use it as an example because It was either that or go to a Porn website and use that as an example. T__T) On 11/29/2017 at 7:28 AM, Hermit Advocate said: When I read sex scenes I think to myself "okay, so that's what this person thinks sex is like. So when is the dragon going to show up and eat them?" I was on the fence about whether I should ask you guys what you think of my (sort of?) sexy scenes. Then someone mentioned DRAGONS and I was like, yup, that's a sign. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CompassionateChimp99 Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 I remember being out with a few friends once, not too long ago actually, and everyone was just ALL over eachother. And I was just in the corner drinking my capri-sun, haha! I was so bewildered. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mashinchACEr Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 When I see people kiss in public I just wish I could go over to them and say that they're disgusting, it's so disrespectful to sex repulsed people like me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 When you don't assume that anyone is interested in you because you aren't interested in them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuzSays Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Once, when I was in college, my roommate and her boyfriend were in the shower together when another one of my male friends came over to our apartment. When my roommate got out of the shower and dressed, and she and her boyfriend were leaving, my friend made a joke to her - something along the lines of "Don't be surprised if Suz and I are in the shower together when you get back," to which I inadvertently replied "Ew" as a first instinct. Apparently, replying "ew" at the thought of sex is offensive to heterosexuals. *shrug* 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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