Næt. Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Don't be silly! That's something the god damn socialist liberal commies would think! I feel so good every time someone calls people with my opinion 'god damn socialist liberal commies'. Its my new title of honour. That's something only a god dam socialist liberal commie would say! Burn her! (you are a her, right?) Link to post Share on other sites
Sammie Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Don't be silly! That's something the god damn socialist liberal commies would think! I feel so good every time someone calls people with my opinion 'god damn socialist liberal commies'. Its my new title of honour. That's something only a god dam socialist liberal commie would say! Burn her! (you are a her, right?) You never know with those god dam socialist liberal commie hippies, do you? Link to post Share on other sites
Næt. Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Don't be silly! That's something the god damn socialist liberal commies would think! I feel so good every time someone calls people with my opinion 'god damn socialist liberal commies'. Its my new title of honour. That's something only a god dam socialist liberal commie would say! Burn her! (you are a her, right?) You never know with those god dam socialist liberal commie hippies, do you? How dare they not stick to rigid, pre-defined and ultimately unhealthy and restricting genders! Link to post Share on other sites
Sammie Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Don't be silly! That's something the god damn socialist liberal commies would think! I feel so good every time someone calls people with my opinion 'god damn socialist liberal commies'. Its my new title of honour. That's something only a god dam socialist liberal commie would say! Burn her! (you are a her, right?) You never know with those god dam socialist liberal commie hippies, do you? How dare they not stick to rigid, pre-defined and ultimately unhealthy and restricting genders! And you know what? I'm gonna convert your kids to my weird godless anti-patriotic ways. Link to post Share on other sites
Næt. Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Don't be silly! That's something the god damn socialist liberal commies would think! I feel so good every time someone calls people with my opinion 'god damn socialist liberal commies'. Its my new title of honour. That's something only a god dam socialist liberal commie would say! Burn her! (you are a her, right?) You never know with those god dam socialist liberal commie hippies, do you? How dare they not stick to rigid, pre-defined and ultimately unhealthy and restricting genders! And you know what? I'm gonna convert your kids to my weird godless anti-patriotic ways. God dam socialist liberal commie Asexuals and their Ace Agenda! Clearly sexuality is a choice, despite there being little evidence except my own arrogant faith in my beliefs! Link to post Share on other sites
Sammie Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Don't be silly! That's something the god damn socialist liberal commies would think! I feel so good every time someone calls people with my opinion 'god damn socialist liberal commies'. Its my new title of honour. That's something only a god dam socialist liberal commie would say! Burn her! (you are a her, right?) You never know with those god dam socialist liberal commie hippies, do you? How dare they not stick to rigid, pre-defined and ultimately unhealthy and restricting genders! And you know what? I'm gonna convert your kids to my weird godless anti-patriotic ways. God dam socialist liberal commie Asexuals and their Ace Agenda! Clearly sexuality is a choice, despite there being little evidence except my own arrogant faith in my beliefs! I think the words you're looking for is 'because the bible says so'. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Puck Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The bible never said Sexuality was a choice. Anyway Libertarianism is the way to go. Link to post Share on other sites
Starscream Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Yay for Libertarians! 8) Link to post Share on other sites
Tool1989 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Mccain+Obama=<3 ...Why can't we all just get along like these two people? :( Link to post Share on other sites
LonePiper Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The bible never said Sexuality was a choice. The bible doesn't say a lot of things, but certain people still manage to somehow hammer interpretations that appeal to them into incredibly ambiguous and oftentimes irrelevant passages. The Earth being flat comes to mind... Link to post Share on other sites
Næt. Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The Bible says eating shrimp is a sin, doesn't it somewhere? And doesn't Jesus call homophobes 'fools'? Link to post Share on other sites
Forensic Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The Bible says eating shrimp is a sin, doesn't it somewhere? And doesn't Jesus call homophobes 'fools'? It says eating anything from the water that isn't a fish is a sin, I think. So shrimp + all shellfish, octopus, etc. I would miss my crawfishies and squidies, though. :( Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Mermaids... Link to post Share on other sites
Sammie Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The Bible says eating shrimp is a sin, doesn't it somewhere? I commited about 20 sins today :D Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Nice win Barack." "Shut up and kiss me you old fool!" Link to post Share on other sites
Sammie Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hope for gay marriage in US not lost as Obama reveals his secret sweetheart. ....ok, I don't normally make corny 'Omg! they're gay!'jokes. I hate them actually. I just couldn't resist bringing a very current topic into my comment. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hope for gay marriage in US not lost as Obama reveals his secret sweetheart. ....ok, I don't normally make corny 'Omg! they're gay!'jokes. I hate them actually. I just couldn't resist bringing a very current topic into my comment. Actually, Obama looks like he's ready to spit at McCain. I guess that could construed to be a one-way friendly exchange of bodily fluids. But I don't think so. Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hope for gay marriage in US not lost as Obama reveals his secret sweetheart. ....ok, I don't normally make corny 'Omg! they're gay!'jokes. I hate them actually. I just couldn't resist bringing a very current topic into my comment. Actually, Obama looks like he's ready to spit at McCain. I guess that could construed to be a one-way friendly exchange of bodily fluids. But I don't think so. Obama would share his water with his enemy McCain? Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The Bible says eating shrimp is a sin, doesn't it somewhere? Yes, that and certain other seafood. Leviticus 11:9-12 states: 9These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. Deuteronomy 14:9-10 states: 9These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: 10And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you. Link to post Share on other sites
Cheerio_Koroke Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The Bible says eating shrimp is a sin, doesn't it somewhere? Yes, that and certain other seafood. Leviticus 11:9-12 states: 9These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. Deuteronomy 14:9-10 states: 9These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: 10And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you. My dad and I actually discussed that fish have health benifits that shellfish and shrimp do not :P Crazy. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 You New Testament guys can just figure that all that "you shall not eat" stuff was just meant for the Jews. Even some of us don't pay attention to it. Eat all the shrimp you want. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Ancient wisdom learned from sickness that came from eating certain improperly prepared foods...leading to the superstitious belief that "God" didn't want you to eat that. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 No doubt true with the trichinosis transmitted by half-cooked pork that had trichina worms in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sammie Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I'll take a risk here and state that in any religion following the spirit of the religion is far more important then following the exact rules. You can avoid shrimp your whole life, but if you don't 'love your enemy' and stuff like that, you wouldn't be a better Christian then a shrimp-eating one. Link to post Share on other sites
Shockwave Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I'll take a risk here and state that in any religion following the spirit of the religion is far more important then following the exact rules. You can avoid shrimp your whole life, but if you don't 'love your enemy' and stuff like that, you wouldn't be a better Christian then a shrimp-eating one. The Law of Moses is an Israelite law, not a Christian one. According to the New Testament, the law was fulfilled in Christ, meaning his followers no longer needed to obey it. Many fundamentalists seem to ignore that point. Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I'll take a risk here and state that in any religion following the spirit of the religion is far more important then following the exact rules. You can avoid shrimp your whole life, but if you don't 'love your enemy' and stuff like that, you wouldn't be a better Christian then a shrimp-eating one. The Law of Moses is an Israelite law, not a Christian one. According to the New Testament, the law was fulfilled in Christ, meaning his followers no longer needed to obey it. Many fundamentalists seem to ignore that point. They sure do -- along with telling us Israelites that we'll burn in hell for not leaving the "old" law for the "new" law! They kind of want it both ways: use the Jews' book but condemn the Jews themselves. Link to post Share on other sites
KayleeSaeihr Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 My Jehovah's Witness cousin has stressed that point on several occasions. Link to post Share on other sites
Shockwave Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I'll take a risk here and state that in any religion following the spirit of the religion is far more important then following the exact rules. You can avoid shrimp your whole life, but if you don't 'love your enemy' and stuff like that, you wouldn't be a better Christian then a shrimp-eating one. The Law of Moses is an Israelite law, not a Christian one. According to the New Testament, the law was fulfilled in Christ, meaning his followers no longer needed to obey it. Many fundamentalists seem to ignore that point. They sure do -- along with telling us Israelites that we'll burn in hell for not leaving the "old" law for the "new" law! They kind of want it both ways: use the Jews' book but condemn the Jews themselves. It's funny how they tell you to abandon a law they themselves won't let go of . . . Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 They use what gets them what they want. Which I'm beginning to think is just sheer political power; nothing to do with God in any guise. Link to post Share on other sites
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