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AVEN online store open for business

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The AVEN store at cafepress is ready for your tender mercies and credit cards (and other methods of payment). A few notes:

Please post any suggestions or corections for the store site here. If there are other items available through cafepress that you would like to see with AVEN branding in the store, please post those suggestions here as well.

If you are having any problems with the service, shipping, or merchandise itself, please take that up with cafepress as described on various pages of their site.

Cafepress occasionally rund sales in all stores, and they are until March 22: On orders of over US$40, there is a US$4 discount. Follow the directions in the banner at the top of the main page. But it is only good until March 22, 2004.

I have tested the two-day and ovenight delivery mechanism, and for me they worked as described. In fact, the overnight shipment arrived before the email with its tracking number.

All items in the store are priced at cost. Nobody but cafepress is making any money on this right now.

The store has a place where you can check a box to receive a newsletter from the store, from cafepress, or both. I may send out notices using that list about future changes, so check the store newsletter if you want. But I may not sent out notices that way either. I haven't decided yet.

Privacy: For cafepress, read their privacy notice(s) on the site. When you order somethig from the store, I can see the name of the person, the city and state/province (not the street address), the items, and the price. I cannot see any any other personal info or any credit caard info, so far as I know.

Happy shopping. The store is at http://www.cafeshops.com/asexualityshop

boa

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Jayann

Hurray!! *can't wait to go shopping with the sweetie*

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Cate Perfect

*pootles over in the Mini-Coop to Julie's to take her a-shoppin'*

Get in, cute stuff, there's a new store on the block! :D

*pootles off*

*pootlepootlepootle*

Cate

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Cate Perfect

Oh, shopkeep...On the oval stickers it says asexuality.com. Aren't we an 'org'?

*returns to shoppin' with the honey*

Cate

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Jayann

*points emphatically at shopping bags* We just came back from de store!! We totally gonna get our asexual goods in 1-5 business days!! Oh em gee!!

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bard of aven

Thanks. Should be fixed now.

boa

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yam

This is more of the joke but the irony would be great.

The Asexual Thong (yes, the thong is an option at cafe press).

I don't want one but it would make me laugh if we started selling it!

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Jayann

It should have a little yellow road sign that says, "No Thru Traffic."

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fluffy_hime

LOL Julie! Yay, the store! What's this about stickers I hear? Now when I just get some money...is it open indefinitely?

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Cate Perfect

There was a typo on one of the stickers. It's corrected now. Yes, it's indefinitely open.

Julie, you make me laugh. :D

Cate

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bard of aven
This is more of the joke but the irony would be great.

The Asexual Thong (yes, the thong is an option at cafe press).

I don't want one but it would make me laugh if we started selling it!

It should have a little yellow road sign that says, "No Thru Traffic."

And what would we like on the boxers???

boa

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Jayann

:o I would seriously consider buying boxers with that design on the front. Thong, not so much. But boxers, totally.

EDIT: Discussing this topic with Cate via email. Other possible ideas for undergarment designs (some of them very wrong) may include things like:

"Keep Out!"

"Do Not Enter"

"Warning: No Trespassing"

"No Soliciting"

"Trespassers Will Be Shot on Sight"

You know. If we're planning to make this dream into a reality.

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Cate Perfect

What about 'No Loitering'

Cate

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Gorax
This is more of the joke but the irony would be great.

The Asexual Thong (yes, the thong is an option at cafe press).

I don't want one but it would make me laugh if we started selling it!

*LOL*!!

What about the AVEN ninja stars? You know, put three AVEN triangles on top of one another, file the edges sharp, punch a hole through the middle . . .

Meh, I thought it was a good idea, anyway.

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Cate Perfect

HEY! We could still sell asexual thongs and bill them as sling shots! :D

Gorax's weapon idea put the idea in my head.

Cate

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Worthless Poster

So would that involve putting balls in the thongs?

To shoot them, of course.

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Jayann

LMAO!! YES!

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Worthless Poster

Ahh, the irony of it all!

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Cate Perfect

Not at all, you could use marbles or rocks.

Anything really.

Obnoxious Sexual: *makes pass anyway after being introduced to concept of asexuality*

Aperson: *pulls out 'No Soliciting' Asexual Sling Shot * Do you know what this is?

O.S.: *drool* A thong?

Aperson: No. *employs weapon for use God intended*

Cate

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Worthless Poster

And He saw that it was good, very good.

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bard of aven

At Gorax' request, I've added a lunch box to the store. I am waiting for a little more input before deciding what to put on the boxer shorts and.....slingshot.

boa

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fluffy_hime

Finally got around to the store! I fancy the mugs..and I like the hat! So there's no way we can choose colors, pay a little extra or something? Cafepress doesn't offer that option?

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bard of aven

What you see is what they have. The only thing I do is add the printing. Sorry.

boa

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Cate Perfect

Hey, boa. Since we're billing them as weapons can we put 'Eat This' on the slingshots?

Or is that too far beyond tacky?

Cate

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Jayann

:shock:

*shakes head* Oh man.

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Cate Perfect

Or 'Eat This in a Totally Non-sexual Way'

Or is that too long?

Cate

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Autumn
Or 'Eat This in a Totally Non-sexual Way'

thats not for putting on the boxer shorts i hope?! ;)

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bard of aven

It would be my preference to eschew sexual double entendre.

boa

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Autumn

oh sorry dear i was only joking you know.

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