Snao Cone Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 What do you think are some questions that generally don't get ask, even though they still exist as implied or situationally appropriate? Frequently unasked questions (FUQ), if you will. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 "So, are you......?" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ollie415 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 How much ground could a groundhog mound if a groundhog could mound ground? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ceebs Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 'Using the Bristol stool scale, what number was the last poo you made? 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ollie415 Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 "Was it good for you, too?" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
- 𝕱𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖑𝖊𝕽𝖔𝖈𝕶 - Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 "Do you like me" stands out to me as possibly the most unasked-but-interested-in question. Romantically, sexually, platonically, whether strangers are impressed, as a meme template, etc. 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sarah-Sylvia Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Asking someone if they eat with their mouth. It's kind of implied, usually. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mackenzie Holiday Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 "What's your name again?" 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 4 minutes ago, Mackenzie Holiday said: "What's your name again?" this 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
what the face Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 What is best to think, react, do In this moment? and Will I/you/we think, react, do it? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BigBassFox Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 2 hours ago, Ceebs said: Using the Bristol stool scale, what number was the last poo you made? My mom is a nurse and has an in-color sheet of this scale printed out over her toilet 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ceebs Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 4 minutes ago, BigBassFox said: My mom is a nurse and has an in-color sheet of this scale printed out over her toilet I love that. 😂 I've known about it for years but hadn't thought of it till it came up in conversation the other day. My partner works as a communications specialist at a hospital and the other day he had to help run a conference that was primarily focussed on research in the field of gastroenterology. At one point someone doing a presentation brought up a slide with the Bristol stool scale on it. My partner was telling me about it later (I love grossing him out by talking about poo, so he figured I'd want to hear about some of the conference highlights lol), and I instantly remembered I already knew about it. Which didn't surprise him in the least. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GingerRose Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Where does my poo go after I flush? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GingerRose Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 4 hours ago, Ollie415 said: How much ground could a groundhog mound if a groundhog could mound ground? You'd have to ask Carl Spackler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GingerRose Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Do you think your wages are enough? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 1 hour ago, Ceebs said: I love that. 😂 I've known about it for years but hadn't thought of it till it came up in conversation the other day. My partner works as a communications specialist at a hospital and the other day he had to help run a conference that was primarily focussed on research in the field of gastroenterology. At one point someone doing a presentation brought up a slide with the Bristol stool scale on it. My partner was telling me about it later (I love grossing him out by talking about poo, so he figured I'd want to hear about some of the conference highlights lol), and I instantly remembered I already knew about it. Which didn't surprise him in the least. Since one-third of my colon was snipped off during cancer surgery, with various disgusting consequences, I was interested in the Bristol chart. I do very heartily wish I had not googled it, especially while I was eating some soup. The illustrations and the descriptions given the various types -- "like a smooth, soft sausage or snake" -- "mushy consistency with ragged edges" -- 🤢🤢🤢 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ceebs Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 21 minutes ago, Sally said: Since one-third of my colon was snipped off during cancer surgery, with various disgusting consequences, I was interested in the Bristol chart. I do very heartily wish I had not googled it, especially while I was eating some soup. The illustrations and the descriptions given the various types -- "like a smooth, soft sausage or snake" -- "mushy consistency with ragged edges" -- 🤢🤢🤢 😂 I bear no responsibility for what people feel inspired to google based on my posts. I think 'snake' is my favourite descriptor... 🐍 I've started asking for daily Bristol stool scale reports because I thought it could be a new level of intimate personal connection, but someone thinks that's going too far. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tyke Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 5 hours ago, Sally said: Since one-third of my colon was snipped off during cancer surgery, with various disgusting consequences, I was interested in the Bristol chart. I do very heartily wish I had not googled it, especially while I was eating some soup. The illustrations and the descriptions given the various types -- "like a smooth, soft sausage or snake" -- "mushy consistency with ragged edges" -- 🤢🤢🤢 "takes the shape of the vessel, whatever shape the vessel is" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mackenzie Holiday Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 2 hours ago, Tyke said: "takes the shape of the vessel, whatever shape the vessel is" 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
- 𝕱𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖑𝖊𝕽𝖔𝖈𝕶 - Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 10 hours ago, Ceebs said: I've started asking for daily Bristol stool scale reports because I thought it could be a new level of intimate personal connection, but someone thinks that's going too far. When you earlier mentioned remembering you knew about it, I thought "Wait, don't Ceebs and Snao already text each other their Bristol stool numbers?" And after some thought I realized I was thinking of two other people I knew Edited to add: I'm pretty sure Snao is not who you're referring to above, but Snao is who I thought you had the habit with 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ceebs Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 4 minutes ago, - 𝕱𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖑𝖊𝕽𝖔𝖈𝕶 - said: Edited to add: I'm pretty sure Snao is not who you're referring to above, but Snao is who I thought you had the habit with Lol. Nah, I haven't had to work on Snao to get them accustomed to poo talk. Seems to come naturally. 😂 Tele, on the other hand... well, he's getting there. Bristol stool scale numbers are apparently TMI, but I've got him to play the 'rate your last poo on a scale of 1 to 10' game. So every day I ask him what his poo score is for the day. Just a number, no details necessary. I've broken his spirit enough at this point that he willingly plays along. 😂 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 I guess I'll see myself out. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rockblossom Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 "Hi, New Neighbor! Welcome to the neighborhood! Oh, by the way, are you a drug dealer, member of a hate group, on a government watch list or a sex offender list?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 One that I don't ask at work all the time: "Why don't you ask for things one at a time instead of expecting me to get everything simultaneously?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sally Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 "If you wanted that draft right away, why the hell didn't you read it right away?" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ollie415 Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 On 9/17/2023 at 11:16 AM, Duke Memphis said: One that I don't ask at work all the time: "Why don't you ask for things one at a time instead of expecting me to get everything simultaneously?" Oh, you kidding? I trained people to ask me for everything they want all at once instead of making me stop what I'm doing over and over and over. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calligraphette_Coe Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 Has karma finally come for Lauren Boebert? Somehow, I didn't think a bipartisan compromising position on inflation was supposed to look like....errr... that. On the other hand, there's enough material for double entendres to last well through the 2024 elections. Too bad Mystery Science Theater 3000 isn't still on the air on the Ole Satellite of Love. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duke Memphis Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 On 9/18/2023 at 3:02 PM, Ollie415 said: Oh, you kidding? I trained people to ask me for everything they want all at once instead of making me stop what I'm doing over and over and over. I'm not very good at multitasking. I do things best in a linear way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ollie415 Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 1 minute ago, Duke Memphis said: I'm not very good at multitasking. I do things best in a linear way. Same here, but I don't want what I'm singletasking on to be repeatedly interrupted by people asking to add tasks to my linear list. If they could catch me when I just happen to be in between tasks, no problem, but that never happens. I always say, there's no such thing as multitasking. It's really just singletasking in front of other people. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Snao Cone Posted September 20 Author Share Posted September 20 14 hours ago, Ollie415 said: Same here, but I don't want what I'm singletasking on to be repeatedly interrupted by people asking to add tasks to my linear list. Oh wow, you're able to follow a linear list? Wild. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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