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If you were a goose for a day…


Mackenzie Holiday

If you were a goose for a day…  

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  1. 1. Would you be a good goose or a bad goose?

    • Good goose
      10
    • Bad goose
      25

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Bad goose. I'd recruit @Snao Cone to help me commit goose crimes. 😈🔪

 

But I'd be uncharacteristically friendly (like, for a goose) to small children who tried to feed me or cuddle me.

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Geese are not known for having even tempers.  Although they don't have teeth, they have a really painful bite when they clamp down on flesh, which they will do at will (their will).  Thus, a goose just being themselves will likely be considered a bad goose by the human bitee.  If I were just an ordinary goose, I'd likely be a bad goose in human terms.  

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RoseGoesToYale

What about an ethically-questionable goose? :twisted:

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Given my fear of geese, I'd probably spend the day scaring myself silly :) Too busy doing that to misbehave.

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I'd be that goose from the Untitled Goose Game that just goes around creating chaos for no real reason. 

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7 minutes ago, blunose2772 said:

I'd be that goose from the Untitled Goose Game that just goes around creating chaos for no real reason. 

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!! I love that chaos loving goose lmao /pos

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2 minutes ago, Mira13 said:

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!! I love that chaos loving goose lmao /pos

HONK!

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Also thought about Untilted Goose Game :lol: If I am a goose with goose powers, why not have all the fun possible. Bad goose it is!! 

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Geese have no sense of morality.

 

They just have a sense of duty.

 

Duty to be a motherfucking goose.

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I'd be a silly goose.

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5 hours ago, awadama said:

I'd be a silly goose.

Sounds like that's what would result in Sammie's case, too. :lol: 

12 hours ago, Sammie M said:

Given my fear of geese, I'd probably spend the day scaring myself silly :) Too busy doing that to misbehave.

 

11 hours ago, blunose2772 said:

I'd be that goose from the Untitled Goose Game that just goes around creating chaos for no real reason. 

Oh, so chaotic goose is actually a thing. :lol: 

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Is being a good goose a relative term, like in comparison to other geese, you aren't as bad as other geese

 

You are good in geese terms, not human terms.

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@Mackenzie Holiday

 

 

This poll is being locked and moved to the read only Census archive for it's respective year. As part of ongoing Census organisation, and in an attempt to keep the demographics of the polls current with the active user base at the time, the polls will last for one year from now on. However, members are allowed and even encouraged to restart new polls similar to the archived ones if they like them.

  

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