KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 I've shamelessly 'borrowed' this from the other forum I go on. So, how to play is really simple. You make up a silly sentence , involving you, or a fictional character, or just a completely invented character, beginning with "Fortunately, ...". Then the person below makes another, semi-related silly sentence beginning with "Unfortunately, ...", and then the person below continues with another "Fortunately, ...", and so the cycle keeps going like that, until the current story gets tired or too long, and then someone can start a new story. I'll start! Fortunately, Bob the Eldritch Abomination was a friendly Eldritch Abomination who liked tea and cookies and chocolate cake. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, all the cookies and chocolate cake had been stolen by the mischievous trickster, Harriet the Hilarious. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, Harriet was allergic to chocolate, so she sent all the chocolate cookies and cake back to Eldritch. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, Cthulu arrived to see what all the noise was about ["You kids keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!"] and stole all the desserts. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, no one noticed anyone stealing any desserts, so Cthulu got away with it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starry Sky Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, the only way out was through a massive maze. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimi_gata Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, the maze had a mind of its own and opened doors in the walls at random. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, all the doors led to car dealerships, and Cthulhu doesn't have his license. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, Cthulhu was going to get his drivers license on Thursday. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, the sight of Cthulhu driving terrified the other drivers and caused a million traffic accidents. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis42 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, Cthulu was following traffic laws perfectly, so he didn’t face any legal repercussions, since it’s not his fault his appearance causes people to go mad 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sleepy_Panda Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, one of the people that went mad because of Cthulu's appearance was Harriet, which made her develop an overwhelming desire for chocolate despite her allergies, so she started chasing Cthulu down to take back the desserts 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Network_Apparition Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, Harriet had recently acquired an epi pen, and Cthulu was easy to catch up to using a jetpack. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kimi_gata Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, the jet pack malfunctioned, causing Harriet to crash into a lake. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RoseGoesToYale Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, the lake was Loch Ness and Nessie saved her from drowning. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, a cacophony of bagpipers began to start up on the shore, causing both of them immense pain. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 3, 2022 Author Share Posted August 3, 2022 Fortunately, Dagon erupted out of the lake, making whatever sounds eldritch abominations make, scaring the bagpipers so much that they ran all the way back to Scotland. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
A User Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Unfortunately, one bagpiper was brave enough and encouraged the others to stay using the flowery language that children's shows do 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 4, 2022 Author Share Posted August 4, 2022 Fortunately. the other, original Dagon [ancient Summarian deity of fertility and agriculture] arrived, and the two Dagons got into a heated argument over which of them was the real Dagon. [I've been wanting to make this joke for YEARS.] 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Unfortunately, the argument of the Dagons went on for EONS, with no resolution and both sides thoroughly frustrated, and by the time the captivated audience, including Cthulu himself, realized how long it had been, the chocolate cake and cookies had gotten stale. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
daveb Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Fortunately they all decided to let Dagons be Dagons and go find some fresh desserts. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 7, 2022 Author Share Posted August 7, 2022 New story! Fortunately, the recently discovered Neptunians were not hostile and wanted to learn more about these peculiar visitors called 'Earthlings'. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Unfortunately, there was a huge language barrier between the Neptunians and the Earthlings, so neither one could make any sense of the other. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Fortunately, one of the Neptunians remembered that they had a Babel fish in their pocket. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoon Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Unfortunately the babel fish was on strike and wouldn't say anything unless it got a pay rise. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FJO8 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 Fortunately, the babel fish labor union negotiated well with the overlord Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 11, 2022 Author Share Posted August 11, 2022 Unfortunately, the Babel Fish's mere presence inevitably started a debate on whether God exists, and the humans and Neptunians had many differing opinions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoon Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 Fortunately, they all agreed that theological debates were a load of dingo's kidneys and quickly changed the subject to food. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aceade Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 Unfortunately, that spawned an even messier fight as somebody threw a custard pie. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 Fortunately, custard happened to be the Neptunians' favourite food! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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