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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

I've shamelessly 'borrowed' this from the other forum I go on. So, how to play is really simple. You make up a silly sentence , involving you, or a fictional character, or just a completely invented character, beginning with "Fortunately, ...". Then the person below makes another, semi-related silly sentence beginning with "Unfortunately, ...", and then the person below continues with another "Fortunately, ...", and so the cycle keeps going like that, until the current story gets tired or too long, and then someone can start a new story.  

 

I'll start! 

 

Fortunately, Bob the Eldritch Abomination was a friendly Eldritch Abomination who liked tea and cookies and chocolate cake. 

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Unfortunately, all the cookies and chocolate cake had been stolen by the mischievous trickster, Harriet the Hilarious. 

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RoseGoesToYale

Fortunately, Harriet was allergic to chocolate, so she sent all the chocolate cookies and cake back to Eldritch.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Unfortunately, Cthulu arrived to see what all the noise was about ["You kids keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!"] and stole all the desserts. 

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Fortunately, no one noticed anyone stealing any desserts, so Cthulu got away with it

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Fortunately, the maze had a mind of its own and opened doors in the walls at random.

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RoseGoesToYale

Unfortunately, all the doors led to car dealerships, and Cthulhu doesn't have his license.

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Fortunately, Cthulhu was going to get his drivers license on Thursday. 

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RoseGoesToYale

Unfortunately, the sight of Cthulhu driving terrified the other drivers and caused a million traffic accidents.

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Fortunately, Cthulu was following traffic laws perfectly, so he didn’t face any legal repercussions, since it’s not his fault his appearance causes people to go mad 

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Sleepy_Panda

Unfortunately, one of the people that went mad because of Cthulu's appearance was Harriet, which made her develop an overwhelming desire for chocolate despite her allergies, so she started chasing Cthulu down to take back the desserts

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Network_Apparition

Fortunately, Harriet had recently acquired an epi pen, and Cthulu was easy to catch up to using a jetpack.

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Unfortunately, the jet pack malfunctioned, causing Harriet to crash into a lake.

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RoseGoesToYale

Fortunately, the lake was Loch Ness and Nessie saved her from drowning.

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Unfortunately, a cacophony of bagpipers began to start up on the shore, causing both of them immense pain.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Fortunately, Dagon erupted out of the lake, making whatever sounds eldritch abominations make, scaring the bagpipers so much that they ran all the way back to Scotland. 

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Unfortunately, one bagpiper was brave enough and encouraged the others to stay using the flowery language that children's shows do

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Fortunately. the other, original Dagon [ancient Summarian deity of fertility and agriculture] arrived, and the two Dagons got into a heated argument over which of them was the real Dagon. [I've been wanting to make this joke for YEARS.]

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Unfortunately, the argument of the Dagons went on for EONS, with no resolution and both sides thoroughly frustrated, and by the time the captivated audience, including Cthulu himself, realized how long it had been, the chocolate cake and cookies had gotten stale.

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Fortunately they all decided to let Dagons be Dagons and go find some fresh desserts.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

New story!

 

Fortunately, the recently discovered Neptunians were not hostile and wanted to learn more about these peculiar visitors called 'Earthlings'. 

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Unfortunately, there was a huge language barrier between the Neptunians and the Earthlings, so neither one could make any sense of the other.

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Fortunately, one of the Neptunians remembered that they had a Babel fish in their pocket.

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Unfortunately the babel fish was on strike and wouldn't say anything unless it got a pay rise.

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Fortunately, the babel fish labor union negotiated well with the overlord

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Unfortunately, the Babel Fish's mere presence inevitably started a debate on whether God exists, and the humans and Neptunians had many differing opinions. 

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Fortunately, they all agreed that theological debates were a load of dingo's kidneys and quickly changed the subject to food.

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Unfortunately, that spawned an even messier fight as somebody threw a custard pie.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Fortunately, custard happened to be the Neptunians' favourite food! 

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