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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

New story! 

 

Fortunately, the princess ran away from home to escape an arranged marriage. 

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Unfortunately, her girlfriend was already on her way to enact her secret plan to save her from this arranged marriage, and they just missed each other.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Fortunately, the princess found an empty dragon cave, and took shelter from the dramatic thunderstorm that blew in out of nowhere. 

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Unfortunately, the dragons had been driven out by a grumpy basilisk.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Fortunately, the princess was part gorgon on her father's side [why are there no male gorgons, anyway?], and was immune to the basilisk's petrification. 

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Unfortunately, due to the ever growing storm outside, the cave started to collapse.

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Fortunately, the princess and the basilisk set aside their differences and worked together to find another way out.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Unfortunately, the princess got swept away by a mudslide, all the way down into a raging river. 

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Fortunately, back at the castle entrance, her girlfriend was swept away, too, and the duo ended up reunited, and also very wet and covered in mud. 

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Unfortunately, they got swept into the kingdom that was rued by the king that the princess was arranged to marry. 

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Aha! A plot twist!

 

Fortunately, the duo met a kindly witch who hid them from the king's soldiers in her house made of shortbread and truffles. 

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Fortunately, the witch, sighing "every single time...", was prepared for this, and brought up the spare oatmeal raisin walls that no one has ever wanted to eat from the cellar.

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KuraTheChibiSleepingBeauty

Fortunately, the witch was able to distract the soldiers by offering them rock hard gingerbread from the back of the pantry, and some dubious green soup from her cauldron. 

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OmegaTheMetamorphicDreamer

Fortunately, it told jokes and entertained the soldiers, giving the duo even more time to make their escape.

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Fortunately, the witch snapped her fingers and the duo was broken from the spell of the joke telling green soup

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Unfortunately, the soup was not happy with that and began to spill out of the cauldron.

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