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Mackenzie Holiday
Just now, FreeWalker said:

Brilliant plan: @BZA, @fragglerock, and @Artemis42 aren't here, let's set up the death traps just in case one of them is the killer. 

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Everyone’s a suspect!

 

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Depressed Muffin

Oh shit, this thread is growing faster than original Shameless, what have you done @Sean_Bird? Can our universe even take it? 

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Depressed Muffin
9 minutes ago, FreeWalker said:

Probably poisoned tea though. 

I prefer oolong.

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1 minute ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

Everyone’s a suspect!

Kill everyone!!

1 minute ago, Crack Cake said:

What if we kill them and none of them are the killer, what does that make us?

Still alive? Are you still high Crack Cake?

2 minutes ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

😧

 

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My notifications lol

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Oberon Jasper
2 minutes ago, Crack Cake said:

What if we kill them and none of them are the killer, what does that make us?

It makes us paranoid people acting in self-defense. Just warm up the puppy eyes and tears.

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quadfasciata

Well, this is in arcade, so posts don't raise our post count shamelessly! We need a mod to move this into JFF!

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1 minute ago, Depressed Muffin said:

I prefer oolong.

Not the google recommended dong ding tea?

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1 minute ago, trifasciata said:

Well, this is in arcade, so posts don't raise our post count shamelessly! We need a mod to move this into JFF!

Well if people keep trying to deflect suspicion away from themselves this might have to go in hotbox...

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Mackenzie Holiday

What if the killer murders themself first? Then we’d never suspect them to be the killer!

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quadfasciata
1 minute ago, FreeWalker said:

Well if people keep trying to deflect suspicion away from themselves this might have to go in hotbox...

Hotbox is a safe space now! :P 

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🎵 oh I'm a cute otter don't mind me, playing in the creek all day I'd never kill, because I'm a cute otter innocent as could be🎶

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Oberon Jasper
1 minute ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

What if the killer murders themself first? Then we’d never suspect them to be the killer!

Then we're all safe cause they're dead.

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Oberon Jasper

Also, if the murderer kills themself first we just end up killing each other off one at a time cause we're too paranoid to behave... normal?

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Just now, Torrence Kieran said:

Then we're all safe cause they're dead.

Unless there's multiple murderers.

 

Or you're the dead one. I'm not sure dying is good for your health. 

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quadfasciata
Just now, Torrence Kieran said:

Then we're all safe cause they're dead.

Not if we use FW's plan with the death traps!

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Mackenzie Holiday
Just now, Torrence Kieran said:

Then we're all safe cause they're dead.

Shhh... I was hoping the murderer would hear my idea but not think that far ahead...

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Depressed Muffin
4 minutes ago, Crack Cake said:

What if we kill them and none of them are the killer, what does that make us?

I don't think @Sean_Bird has good intentions with us - why should we even want to solve the killing problem with killing? One option is we are murdered by a killer, second option is we kill each other. I think we should just lock ourselves in our separate rooms and eat ice cream. If we still have some ice cream. I don't want to eat anything fish or ant flavored.

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quadfasciata
1 minute ago, Depressed Muffin said:

I don't think @Sean_Bird has good intentions with us - why should we even want to solve the killing problem with killing? One option is we are murdered by a killer, second option is we kill each other. I think we should just lock ourselves in our separate rooms and eat ice cream. If we still have some ice cream. I don't want to eat anything fish or ant flavored.

What about Killer Drag flavor?

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(When people want to vote for killing someone off, I suggest we have the vote in a different colored text, like purple, so that they're easy to distinguish from regular text)

 

Just now, trifasciata said:

What about Killer Drag flavor?

The best flavor. 

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Mackenzie Holiday
Just now, Depressed Muffin said:

I don't think @Sean_Bird has good intentions with us - why should we even want to solve the killing problem with killing? One option is we are murdered by a killer, second option is we kill each other. I think we should just lock ourselves in our separate rooms and eat ice cream. If we still have some ice cream. I don't want to eat anything fish or ant flavored.

I second this idea! We stay locked up, safe and sound, all the seatbelts we need... and ice cream! Wait... is the ice cream safe? What if it gets poisoned! I don’t want any ice cream. Should we throw the ice cream out! @fragglerock I’m spiraling again!

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Originally I was thinking Burmese tiger pits, bu those aren't very safe. Also, digging. But you know what they'll never suspect?

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The Spanish Inquisition!

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That was just a distraction lol I have acid supersoakers on a trip wire and a boom box playing Sleigh Ride.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

Shhh... I was hoping the murderer would hear my idea but not think that far ahead...

That was smart because I'm not very good with thinking ahead.

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quadfasciata
4 minutes ago, Depressed Muffin said:

I think we should just lock ourselves in our separate rooms and eat ice cream

This sounds like a plan to make it easier for you to roam the halls murdering people.

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Just now, Torrence Kieran said:

So do we kill @Sean_Bird? Can we kill them?

I was wondering this too. Awful quiet up there with their evil cat doppelganger...

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Depressed Muffin
9 minutes ago, FreeWalker said:

Not the google recommended dong ding tea?

I just said I'm a tea professional, is this a trick question? Dong ding is oolong.

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How about instead of talking about murdering various individuals, we focus on the delicious enchiladas and space cake?

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