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Just now, Crack Cake said:

@trifasciata I disposed of George's body on my own, thank you very much.

I bet you're just trying to cover for @Mackenzie Holiday. I wouldn't be suprised if you were the one to hire Mackenzie to murder someone here.

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Are you all talking about @FreeWalker's pet bunny that they got after their son died, as a part of the grieving process? Wait, where is George?

 

Shit, did you all get high and murder FreeWalker's pet rabbit while they were making ice cream ant farms?

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Think about it, if the murderer saw someone about to keep themself from being murdered by acquiring another seatbelt, what would the murderer do? Try to stop them, probably! Which is exactly what @trifasciata is doing! @trifasciata wants to murder me! Aaaah!

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Just now, Mackenzie Holiday said:

Think about it, if the murderer saw someone about to keep themself from being murdered by acquiring another seatbelt, what would the murderer do? Try to stop them, probably! Which is exactly what @trifasciata is doing! @trifasciata wants to murder me! Aaaah!

Plants can't murder, silly, its your fault if you eat us.

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Just now, Crack Cake said:

@trifasciata I feel insulted that you are trying to make it seem like I am not capable of carrying out a murder on my own. Is this because you are stuck with rollerskates instead of rollerblades?

I'm a big kid! I deserve booooth!

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8 minutes ago, Crack Cake said:

@trifasciata I disposed of George's body on my own, thank you very much.

Excuse me, but I remember that bacon buffet. Most everyone on the ship disposed of the bodies. 

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Just now, trifasciata said:

Plants can't murder, silly, its your fault if you eat us.

That’s just what you want me to think! You won’t lower my guard! Seatbelt!

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Just now, Crack Cake said:

Says the small child

Noooooo! I'm not a small child! You aaaare!

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1 minute ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

That’s just what you want me to think! You won’t lower my guard! Seatbelt!

You wouldn't need to keep you guard up if you weren't trying to murder someone!

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1 minute ago, trifasciata said:

Plants can't murder, silly, its your fault if you eat us.

I'm highly suspicious of this. @Crack Cake killed George, you're frankly just pretty sus in general, and @Mackenzie HolidayHoliday likes seat belts. I'm the only innocent one here. 

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Just now, Crack Cake said:

I'll give you a seatbelt to the face if you don't quiet down over there

If you do, can I keep it?

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9 minutes ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

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Yeah, that checks out.

I LOVE David Tennant as the 10th Doctor, he is just the best. I have many emotional feelings towards him. Can we invite him to our ship? But no murdering, we would just make a lot of tea for him (I will do it, since I'm a pro at tea) and maybe help him to save the world sometimes.

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People, the only one here who has been known to murder is me so why get caught up in worrying about other people murdering when it's unclear if they've actually murdered or not? Fear me insteaddddd

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1 minute ago, Depressed Muffin said:

I LOVE David Tennant as the 10th Doctor, he is just the best. I have many emotional feelings towards him. Can we invite him to our ship? But no murdering, we would just make a lot of tea for him (I will do it, since I'm a pro at tea) and maybe help him to save the world sometimes.

Probably poisoned tea though. 

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1 minute ago, FreeWalker said:

I'm highly suspicious of this. @Crack Cake killed George, you're frankly just pretty sus in general, and @Mackenzie HolidayHoliday likes seat belts. I'm the only innocent one here. 

Ha! Otters are never innocent. They torture clams! And EAT THEM!!!

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Just now, Crack Cake said:

People, the only one here who has been known to murder is me so why get caught up in worrying about other people murdering when it's unclear if they've actually murdered or not? Fear me insteaddddd

that's what you think Fear nothing. Become a God.

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1 minute ago, Crack Cake said:

People, the only one here who has been known to murder is me so why get caught up in worrying about other people murdering when it's unclear if they've actually murdered or not? Fear me insteaddddd

I don't fear small children. I'm a big kid.

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Just now, trifasciata said:

You wouldn't need to keep you guard up if you weren't trying to murder someone!

Yeah, exactly! But I’m not the murderer so I do need to keep my guard up! Eek!

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Just now, Crack Cake said:

Fear everything, become a paranoid wreck

Lowkey me tho.

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Just now, trifasciata said:

Ha! Otters are never innocent. They torture clams! And EAT THEM!!!

What of it? Otters are cute, and thus innocent of any and all war crimes. I've seen what plants can do to a sidewalk too, so don't even when try to play immobile hear, murderous greenery.

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2 minutes ago, FreeWalker said:

What of it? Otters are cute, and thus innocent of any and all war crimes. I've seen what plants can do to a sidewalk too, so don't even when try to play immobile hear, murderous greenery.

Says the person stepping on me and compacting my soil.

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1 minute ago, Mackenzie Holiday said:

 

That was once!

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