Nekobasu Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 "If it wouldn't be too much to ask for" I replied still in shock, looking back at my legs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Acecream Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 I still could not move, so I needed to buy me more time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 "I believe it all starts with a cat in a box..." started the voice 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 "Are you talking about famous cat killer, the guy who murdered Snowball and Sparky and Lucky, Erwin Rudolf Josef Alexander Schrödinger?!" politely shouted I . 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 "Have you ever played the card game Exploding Kittens?" the voice queried, still yet to answer any of my own questions. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 "I believe I have, but I hardly see how it will get my legs back to normal or explain the pastaverse", I said, still obligingly despite my growing frustration 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Smugly, the voice said: "Good for you, because your only chance of getting your leg function back is by winning against me... But if you lose..." 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
permafrost Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 "...there'll be no spaghetting out of this mess." 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 The subtitles indicated *dramatic music* 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 The shadows moved towards me, concealing whoever the voice belonged to, and a small table appeared between us. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nekobasu Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 "why can't this all stop for a minute" I thought "it could just be easier to analyze if the situation was at least somewhat stable" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blue eyes white dragon Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 As soon as I said that, a horse stable just appeared! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 I closed my eyes and prayed for a pegasus, that would take me away from this mess. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Faleeria Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 However, lady luck did not smile upon me that day, as all that appeared in front of my very eyes was a donkey. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IvyZero Posted June 4, 2021 Share Posted June 4, 2021 Jesus' donkey smiled as the Christ sat on him. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 "I will be your referee tonight", the Donkey exclaimed and dealt two sets of cards to me and my shadowy opponent, which I decided to call The Voice 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 I had so many questions like "how The Voice gonna play when it (they?) has no physical form" and "will there be a cameo of a professional Exploding Kittens player in this tv show who will help me win this game?" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Bust looking at my cards, I felt that I might have a good chance against my mystery opponent. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scribbles Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Though it was at this moment I realized I had no idea how to play the game; I'd have to improvise 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 So I threw all but one cards in the air and shouted "Uno!" anticipating a response from the Voice. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alto Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 The Voice said, "Hey! You're not supposed to do that!" 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 “And why not?” I protested, “the rules clearly state…” 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nazokashii Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 "Those were the rules - before I changed them just now!" the Voice exclaimed triumphantly. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 "But changing rules during a game definitely must be against the rules!" - I cried. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 “Well, the rules definitely say no yelling,” intervened the Donkey Referee, glaring at us both. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alto Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 And then the Voice finally materialized, taking the form of Shrek. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 I gasped, falling backwards in a dramatic fashion. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ICantThinkOfAUsernameToo Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 The pain I felt as my buttocks were scathed open by the sharp earth was nothing compared to what I smelled 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alto Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 the sharp smell of tomato sauce 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 My spaghetti legs were bleeding tomato sauce, and somehow that wasn’t the strangest thing I’d seen today. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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