Nima Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Lucky for me, Shrek and Donkey had some bread in their luggage, which stopped the sauce from flowing and left me looking for parmesan. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I tried asking Jesus for some cheese, but all he had was wine and more bread. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 So we sat down together and shared the wine, which magically kept refilling (almost as if it was made out of water). 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vin3g4r Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 That's how we got drunk and ended up dancing to Backstreet Boys in a parking lot. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoon Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 Unfortunately the drunken dancers unknowingly made the correct moves to summon a portal, and it appeared in a blaze of purple light and flames. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skylord Posted June 20, 2022 Share Posted June 20, 2022 As the portal manifested, I noticed a familiar figure begin to appear in it’s flames. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mezmerising Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 A shadow representing wings started to stretch out behind it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deltalorian Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 Wings of demonic origin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Aye Posted October 2, 2022 Share Posted October 2, 2022 these wings were growing larger and larger as the figure emerged Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 "I. AM. BACK." said Riley breathing heavily while getting nominated for the most epic entrance in tv history. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mezmerising Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I take a step forward, not believing my eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anxious kid Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Ouch, that's when I fell down on the floor and realised that my legs are still made of spaghetti. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoon Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 As I used my arms to pull myself up, I failed to notice a piece of cheese had fallen out of my pocket Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 I put the cheese on my forehead and it melts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mezmerising Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 The oil drips into my eyes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nima Posted October 20, 2022 Share Posted October 20, 2022 "Mamma Mia!" I cried out and decided that it was time to (bread) roll. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-SUNSET- Posted October 31, 2022 Share Posted October 31, 2022 I then proceeded to steal a car and drive to an Italian restaurant to buy a large basket of garlic bread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AbeeC Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 I am greeted at the store by a group of garlic-protesting vampires. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ralnyra Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 I try to push past them, but one of them yells at me for supporting the monstrosity that is garlic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I open my coat, revealing all the heads of garlic I had hidden away in there, and they shrunk back in fear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ralnyra Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 The group of protesters suddenly turns into a terrified mob and vampires run screaming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 Despite my coat full of garlic, I am trampled by the vampires! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Phi! Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 They run right on top of me and then over me, and within a second they are out of sight. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deltalorian Posted March 15, 2023 Share Posted March 15, 2023 I never thought I'd be trampled by a flock of vampires, but I guess anything's possible 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fantastic mx. foxglove Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Once the vampires were gone, I saw a way into the haunted mansion without being seen. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hato5 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 But not without being heard... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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