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Lucky for me, Shrek and Donkey had some bread in their luggage, which stopped the sauce from flowing and left me looking for parmesan.

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Anxious kid

I tried asking Jesus for some cheese, but all he had was wine and more bread. 

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So we sat down together and shared the wine, which magically kept refilling (almost as if it was made out of water).

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That's how we got drunk and ended up dancing to Backstreet Boys in a parking lot.

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Unfortunately the drunken dancers unknowingly made the correct moves to summon a portal, and it appeared in a blaze of purple light and flames.

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As the portal manifested, I noticed a familiar figure begin to appear in it’s flames. 

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A shadow representing wings started to stretch out behind it.

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Wings of demonic origin

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these wings were growing larger and larger as the figure emerged

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"I. AM. BACK." said Riley breathing heavily while getting nominated for the most epic entrance in tv history.

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Ouch, that's when I fell down on the floor and realised that my legs are still made of spaghetti.

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As I used my arms to pull myself up, I failed to notice a piece of cheese had fallen out of my pocket

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I then proceeded to steal a car and drive to an Italian restaurant to buy a large basket of garlic bread.

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I try to push past them, but one of them yells at me for supporting the monstrosity that is garlic.

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I open my coat, revealing all the heads of garlic I had hidden away in there, and they shrunk back in fear

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fantastic mx. foxglove

Despite my coat full of garlic, I am trampled by the vampires!

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They run right on top of me and then over me, and within a second they are out of sight.

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Deltalorian

I never thought I'd be trampled by a flock of vampires, but I guess anything's possible

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fantastic mx. foxglove

Once the vampires were gone, I saw a way into the haunted mansion without being seen.

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