Whitty comebacks for people who say, "you just haven't found the right person", "there's plenty of fish in the sea," etc.

[LesMeufs18]

I have two... 

allo: don’t you want to give your parents grandkids? 
 

me: no, this bloodline dies with me 

 

this one’s for the biology students out there...

me: all men are mitochondrial dead ends, but as it turns out, so is this woman 

I thought of another one, this time for chemistry people... 

me: I’m like a noble gas- my octet is full so I don’t need another bond. 
me: I’m like an aromatic ring- I’m unlikely to react with other molecules 

[AllTheWrongVibes]

“I’m not gonna go screw a fish just because there’s lots of them, Sharon.”

[Janus the Fox]

A minor reminder not to use names used in memes, it is potentially problematic for AVEN members named as such.

[Bluebellstar]

When people tell me that I haven't found the right person, I just stare at them blankly and say "sure I have, I found me." (Not particularly witty, I know, but I never am).

 

As for the other thing (as with most other times people try and force their normativity on me), I glare at them and tell them to do one.

 

My cousin told me to say there is plenty of crabs in the sea too. Which I don't understand, but is apparently hilarious.

[SorryNotSorry]

On 1/15/2021 at 9:02 AM, RobL2415 said:

What are some good ones to use?

"I don't worry. Sexbots that can walk and talk will be available to buy any day now." (If that doesn't rile them, nothing will.)

[21LAUR21]

21 hours ago, LesMeufs18 said:

I have two... 

allo: don’t you want to give your parents grandkids? 
 

me: no, this bloodline dies with me 

 

this one’s for the biology students out there...

me: all men are mitochondrial dead ends, but as it turns out, so is this woman 

 

As a bio major I thoroughly appreciate this one. 

 

Also if you happen to have a sibling, just say you'll help said sibling raise 2 kids (same amount of genetic relatedness to you as 1 of your own kids) 

 

Also works for helping a cousin raise 8 kids (although I would say that is too much work 😂)

[StrangeStory]

"You don't like sex? That's because you haven't met the right girl"

 

ME: "If sex were to happen with the right girl, she'd instantly become the wrong girl".

[MoonSedai]

Too many fish, well, I am a dinosaur, so...