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*strikes heroic pose in feetie pyjamas*

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aury can strike a pose, too!!!

*starts posing... gets so into posing that her big ass pj bottoms fall down*

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:oops: :oops: :oops:

*runs away w/ pants around her ankles*

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*reins in all the dave clones*

Now stop this. Too many dave clones will make Mom suspicous! You're supposed to just hide in my closet and go to school on the days I don't wanna, like in Calvin and Hobbes!

*gets attacked by rebellious dave clones*

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*In scary kid voice*

'I'MA BAAAAAAAAAD GIRL!! GRRRRRR!!'

*grabs Julie and jumps up on big chair and swats at the Daves like King Kong*

Back! Back, I say!

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*realizes that irresponsible Asexual reproduction can be just as bad as irresponsible sexual reproduction* :(

*assimilates dave clones into one dave again, like those big macrophage cells in your immune system*

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*Sings at an obnoxious volume*

'I SEE LONDON! I SEE FRANCE! I SEE AURY'S UN-DER-PANTS!'

*falls about giggling*

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*gives Julie a fishing pole with cake as the bait to make dave chase after the cake so she can make him go where she wants...* ;)

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* takes issue with the whole bait concept (particularly the part about not getting to eat the cake) *

* attempts to do piggyback ride on Josh, with Julie still attached *

* laws of gravity intervene * SPLAT!

* face lands in cake * yum!

* apologizes to josh for squishing him *

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stupid computer... :x

Aury! You're three posts away from 2500! Woah!

WOO HOO!!! *does pants around ankles dance*

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k, let me play the appropriate celebratory "dance reatrded like you mean it" music. :twisted:

*blasts sex pistols "anarchy in the usa"*

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

thanks, peoples. :D

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