aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 i dunno... *jumps & lands ass first onto one of the couch cushions* CRACK/SQUISH!!!!!!!!! :o :shock: :? :oops: *jumps off & lifts cushion* :shock: :shock: :shock: uh......... :oops: julie: *snort* :lol: Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 HEY!! You guys know what I heard today at schoooooool? *everyone turns to look* This kid told me about something called 'sects' and it's how babies are made, but it sounded stoopid! Wanna hear about it? You're not gonna bah- LEEVE it! Cate Link to post Share on other sites
davelwhite Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Why, the Oompa Loompas are hiding on the International Oompa Loompa Network, at http://www.oompa-loompas.net/ , of course! *listens to groovy Oompa Loompa soundtrack* Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 NO, Cate, NOOOO! *claps her hands over her ears* Aury. :shock: Ooooh, you broke sumthin! I'm telling! ...What'd you break? Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 THEN WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SIT ON?!?! :o :shock: :? :x :evil: *squints at the mess on the couch for a better look* OH, SHIT!!! IT'S WEE MAN!!!!!!!!! (if you ever saw jackass, you'd understand what i'm referring to) Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 YOU SMOOSHED an OOMPA!! Don't you know whenever you do that a sexual has a pregnancy scare?! *arches eyebrow* *holds down an Oompa like Lucy holding a football for Charlie Brown* Go for it, Aury! Cate Link to post Share on other sites
davelwhite Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 YOU SMOOSHED an OOMPA!! I believe that's a hate crime. Don't ask me, ask the International Oompa Loompa Network website, which says, and I quote: Because of this, Oompa Loompas are often mistreated and discriminated against. They are often made fun of, denied jobs, beaten up on the street, denied certain benefits such as health care, denied suffrage, and are just plain not recognized as real people with feelings. Yes, Oompa Loompas are very different than normal human beings, but they are still real live people that deserve the same rights, freedoms, and liberties that all individuals should have. *giggle* Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *crushes oompa under her planet-sized butt* that was fun!!! any more? :D Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 HEY!!! that first one was an accident!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *exagerrated, sarcastic scared voice* Ooooooooh, Dave! I'm, like, SO SCARED of the Oompa Network. They're ORANGE and must be STOPPED! With their infectious songs that you can't get out of your head! *holds down another for Aury* Besides, it's fun to know some sexuals somewhere are going, 'Oh, please, God, DON'T let me be pregnant!' Cate Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *short attention span* *looks at Cate* Tag! *smacks her butt* You're it! *runs away giggling madly* Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *drop kicks oompa before he can get away* LOL!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 WHA? ARRRGH! *chases after the Julie making random happy sounds like kids do* waggawaggawaggabwopbwopbwopoogaoogaoogga *Pounces on the Julie* Pounce! I pounced you! *pokes Julie in her sides with alternating hands* left! right! left! right! Cate Link to post Share on other sites
davelwhite Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *expands back into full-sized adult dave for a moment* *drinks shot from official Oompa Loompa shotglass, as purchased on the Internet (this is real): :?: :roll: :?: *shrinks back down into li'l size dave* *pounces on julie and cate* Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *dives behind her fort & under her blankey* :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Ah! Oo! Ah! Oo! Ah! Oo! *glare* AH! *beat* You're pretty. *manages to roll Cate over and sit on her* Bwahaha. *giggles at Aury* She funny. EDIT: AGH! *bats at Dave while still pinning Cate* Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 AAAAAH!! That's so WRONG!!! Blargh! *dives under blanky with Julie* HEY! What's a cutie pie like you doing in a place like this? Cate Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 turtle... :oops: Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 I NOT purty! Shut UP! *poke poke* *tackle snuggles* Aury is funny! :D Cate Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 hehehehehe... turtle... Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Wuh huh? Aury? Y'okay? *shoots a look back at the attacking Cate* Yes, you ARE, so YOU shaddup. *yanks up her shirt to give her raspberries* Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 AAAAAH! Stomach zerberts! That's IT, young lady! *drags her into blanket tent* *hysterical giggles and shrieks* Cate Link to post Share on other sites
davelwhite Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *doesn't understand the turtle thing but joins in anyhow* turtle turtle turtle turtle turtle turtle turtle turtle turtle turtle Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *stops tickling Julie* S'okay, Dave, Jules and I don't understand the turtle thing, either. *resumes tickling Julie* Cate Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 WAHOO! Hey, Cate. Cate. Cate. Hey. Cate. Catecatecatecate Catie Cate Cate! :D Say we never gotta grow up. I like being this way. *stretches out on toppa Cate* Link to post Share on other sites
davelwhite Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 Oh NO! I'm an amoeba now! *goes off to the restroom, where i divide in two* *returns as two li'l daves of the asexually reproducing variety* *tickle-attacks the blanket hideaway* EDIT: All together now: I WON'T GROW UP I WON'T GROW UP (repeat) Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 aury's paintbrush not working, so you have to visualize this... turtle: shy aury peeking head out from under blankey, then sticking head back in when something happens. i'm good. thanks for asking. Link to post Share on other sites
Cate Perfect Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 WHAAAA *giggles manically* Yes, Julie! We don't ever haveta grow up if you don't want! It'll be chocolate and chaos every day! And jim jams! Everyone can wear jim jams all the time! Weeeee! *enjoys the tickles from Dave* Cate Link to post Share on other sites
aury Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 *eyes the big pile of pajamas she got this xmas...* sounds good!!! :D Link to post Share on other sites
Jayann Posted December 26, 2003 Share Posted December 26, 2003 No more tickles! *swats at the two Daves and Cate* My face hurts from laughin'. Hoo. *pants, sighs* *glances mischieviously at Aury* *sings softly, but loud enough so as to be heard* Aury smells, she is so smelly. Smelly Aury smells so bad... Link to post Share on other sites
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