Jump to content

why hating sex is fun


(SP)

Recommended Posts

But alas, Mommy didn't give me his phone number! I must be respecfully mature and stick to the online forums.

AAAAAAIIIIRGH! Not RESPECTFULLY MATURE!!! Anything but that.... respectful maturity leads to sexual relationships and boring cocktail parties... melting... melting... whataworldwhataworld.....

Link to post
Share on other sites

Yay for Julie snuggles!

Yeah, Dave! doitdoitdoitdoit!

*whips out enormous pile of cotton candy*

Sugar high, anyone?

Cate

Link to post
Share on other sites

*makes sucking noise through teeth* girl, don't be stingy!!! TRIPLE DOG DARE HIS ASS!!! :twisted:

Link to post
Share on other sites

OOOH! Are we gonna watch The Wizard of Oz?!

YAY!!

I like the flying monkeys! Jooooolie, can I have a flying monkey?

*plops down directly in front of gigantic television*

I don't care if sitting this close makes me blind!

Cate

Link to post
Share on other sites

*closes her eyes and spins round in circles till she keels over*

WoAh...tHE rOoM iS sPInNinG...

Wha? Sure, Cate. Flying monkeys it is!

Link to post
Share on other sites

Li'l Dave says: I'm not so sure, that part about the scary red hourglass ticking away Dorothy's time left to live was SOOOO scary.... [the real li'l dave had strange fears]

dave

Link to post
Share on other sites

HEY! Joooolie! Like my bunny slippers?

*waggles bunny slippers*

Wanna borrow them? I'll share 'cause you're my favourite!

*cuddle tackles the Julie*

Cate

Link to post
Share on other sites

LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! :shock:

especially when the witch gets crushed by the house & all you see are those funny ass feet sticking out from under it. :lol: :twisted: :lol:

Link to post
Share on other sites

And all of the chairs and things in the lil AVENites room have to be HUGE, so we look small, like the Edith Ann set on Laugh In!

*climbs up into big ass rockin' chair, feet sticking off the end*

Joooolie! There's room for us both! *pats beside her*

Bring up some blankets for snuggles! And a teddy bear for protection. There's scary sexuals out there, you know. They use big words like, 'Mortigages and himoroides'.

Cate

Link to post
Share on other sites

*struggles her little ass up* No fair. You're taller'n me. *hoists blankets and pillows and a teddy up*

Phew. *leans on her bestest friend*

Link to post
Share on other sites

YAY! *snuggles with the Julie*

Uh... *throws one of those huge plastic straws filled with sugar in it to Aury* Grab this and we'll pull you out!

HEY!

Let's watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Just the scene where they go into the room where everything is edible!

Cate

Link to post
Share on other sites
And all of the chairs and things in the lil AVENites room have to be HUGE, so we look small, like the Edith Ann set on Laugh In!

YES! (always liked things to be bigger than normal, like giant spoons on the wall of your kitchen, plus somebody gets to build the giant chairs, which would also be fun)

*goes off to build more giant items-- with secret passageways, of course*

EDIT: Li'l dave loved Willy Wonka, but of course the fan scene was kind of scary. I sense a pattern with Li'l Dave here.

Link to post
Share on other sites

*flies out from between cushions*

thank you!!! :D

why watch it, when we can be IN it? :twisted:

Link to post
Share on other sites

:shock:

We can be IN the everything is edible scene?!

OH BOY!

*squeezes the Julie in excitement*

Sorry, cutie!

Cate

EDIT: Sure, for the Hershey's! Have some of my Cadbury eggs. :D

Link to post
Share on other sites

*doesn't remember that scene, but starts eating pieces of the scenery anyhow, which taste like chocolate* yum!

Link to post
Share on other sites

*pushes the german kid into the river of chocolate*

*whistles innocently*

yes. yes we can. :D

Link to post
Share on other sites

*gets a thorough list of the ingredients in each piece of candy (after pummeling the crap out of wonka) to make sure that nothing has gelatin in it*

*bites into a candy flower*

what?

Link to post
Share on other sites

YAY!!

*boots the obnoxious girl in after the German kid*

When do we get to see the other one turn into a blueberry?

Cate

Link to post
Share on other sites

*hides air pump & syringe full of blue dye behind her back*

uh, working on it... :shock: :? :D :twisted:

Link to post
Share on other sites

'Cause. Mom says it ain't right to pick on people who are tall-challenged.

Like I shouldn't pick on the kids in the remedial reading class anymore.

Link to post
Share on other sites

I was JUST thinking that!

Where ARE they, anyway?

Prolly hiding. :)

*snuggles the Julie*

S'okay, cutie, s'okay.

*pat pat pat*

Cate

Link to post
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...