Taking aro/ace suggestions for cards against humanity

[SingularSenary]

I’m working on an ace thing and looking for help! I want to create an aro/ace deck for cards against humanity. Looking for suggestions for black and white cards. Here is what I have haphazardly put together so far

 

Black cards
When I came out they told me “You’ll change your mind when you’re —-“
—- : better than sex
—- : better than romance
When your hookup wants to start dating just start —-
I was just enthusiastically talking about —- and they thought I was flirting
I knew you were my zucchini when I saw you —-
My orientation is —-
The reason I’m aro/ace is because of —-
They said I should seek help to fix being aro/ace, I said “no, you should because you’re —-“

 

White cards
Cake
My Zucchini
One night stands
The Asexual flag
The Aromantic flag
Accidentally flirting
Being the only aro/ace in the Pride parade
Marrying for the tax break
Not understanding the sexual cards
Suffering through the unnecessary romance plot line
Getting uncomfortable during the sex scenes
Eating cake
Booty calls

[MineralTree]

Sounds fun!

Perhaps some about platonic relationships?

Maybe a few more about cake? 

That sounds cool, I wish you success!

🍰

[Plushval]

brilliant idea! maybe I'll come up with a few more in near future

[FireMoon42]

Some more white cards:

-The dawning realization that your classmates weren't joking

-Mitosis

-Trying to telepathically connect with the cashier wearing an ace ring

-Defiant aspec headcanons

[Zebrafinch]

Black

Why are they having sex now? 

---- That is SO Ace

 

White

All the cake

Purple, white, grey and black

Microlabels

Really really really obscure labels

Do NOT invalidate my identity!

Nothing

Overhearing awkward conversations

Scarred for life

 

 

 

[Luna Not-so-Lovegood]

That's such a fun idea! Some suggestions:

 

Black cards:

How are babies born?

It's not childhood trauma, it's ___

 

 

White cards:

Fragile masculinity 

The power of friendship